Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Alright guys. I was thinking of going to Charlie's for lunch.

Herry: Sounds fine to me.

Cookie M: Me too.

Maurice: I haven't been there in such a long time.

Ok then. Off we go.

At Charlie's Restrant..........

Herry: I just love their alphabet soup.

Maurice: Hope Charlie doesn't forget to add all the letters.

Over on another table a short blue man was was about to sit down when Grover appeared and started to tell the man something.

Waiter Grover: Hello there sir.

Fat Blue: It's you!

Waiter Grover: Yes it is I, your furry blue waiter Grover. What can I get for you today?

Fat Blue: *looks at menu*

Waiter Grover: We do have our speical of the day sir.

Fat Blue: *puts down the menu* What is the special of the day?

Waiter Grover: The Salad torpedo.

Fat Blue: Salad torpedo? What's that?

Waiter Grover: It is a salad with lots of lettus, carrots, tomatos and other veggies in it.

Fat Blue: That sounds good. I'll take it.

Waiter Grover: Ok. Be right back with your salad. *walks back through the doors* Charlie we need a salad torpedo.

Fat Blue: Can't wait for this salad torpedo.

Waiter Grover: *opens door* Are you ready sir?

Fat Blue: Give it to me!

Waiter Grover: Ok Charlie. Shoot it off!

Fat Blue: Shoot it off? Wait wait....

A big brust of lettus, carrots, tomatos and other veggies get shot out of a torpedo hole and flug all over Fat Blue.

Waiter Grover: *runs to Fat Blue* Did you like it?

Fat Blue: *uncovers himself from a pile of lettus and other veggies* I hated it!

Waiter Grover: Very well then. That will be 2.50 sir.

Fat Blue: *faints*

Waiter Grover: Sir? Are you alright? Was it the 2.50?

[The Count]

The doors to Birdland are festively decorated with a few birthday streamers perched above the yawning entryway. Small snatches of instrumental barbs float through the air as the houseband tunes their tools of the performing trade. Tables and chairs have been arranged with a clear view of the stage as the gang from the dorms starts to pile into the swinging nightclub.

Hoots: Welcome cas and kittens to the Birdland Sesame Street Sing-Along.
We've got a rockin' band and plenty of water to keep your whistles whistlin'.
So let's get this joint jumpin' with some memorable melodious music!

*The band launches into a wild yet melifluous jazzy rendition of the Sesame Street theme.

[theprawncracker]

*Gonzo, Camilla and Clifford return from Sesame Street*
Clifford: Hey hey Ry! We're home!
Camilla: Bragawk bagawk!
Me: Hey guys and gal, welcome home.
Gonzo: Thanks, did you have a good time at school Ryan?
Me: ...Um, well...Yes would be one word...
Camilla: Braw?
Me: What makes you think there's more?
Camilla: Brawk bagawk, baw.
Me: Women's intuition?!
Camilla: Brawk!
Gonzo: What is going on?!
Me: Nothing.
Camilla: Brawk!
Me: I am NOT lying!
Camilla: Brawk buck bawk!
Uncle Deadly: Ryan my fiend, you know she'll pluck it out of you eventually.
Me: ...Yeesh...I'll tell you later, I've got tests to study for.
Clifford: Oh we'll get you to tell us dude. And if you're sayin' her name in your sleep I'll know why. Heh heh.
Me: When did I say it involved a girl?
Gonzo: So it does then?
Me: ...Yes. Goodnight!! *runs*

[Erine81981]

Grover: This looks to be fun.

Herry: This is some hip music. Keep it playing Hoots!

I'm loving what they've done to the place. It's nice and cool at the same time.

Maurice: I can't wait to sing along.

Cookie M: *spots some cookies* Oh my heart has stop. Lookie at all those delicious cookies! *fingers wiggling around, mouth smacking*

Maurice: Don't you dear Cookie Monster. Those are for all the guest not just you.

Cookie M: Me know. You no worry.

[The Count]

Hoots: OK boppers... The stage's cleared and the mike's hot... If you've got a song to sing, then step right up and let's hear you belt a tune out to the stars above.
*The wise old owl flutters off to write down all the dormies' names in order, to make sure everyone gets a turn at singing whatever song they want to perform at Birdland tonight.

[Erine81981]

Herry: Kyle you and Grover should go sing us a song.

No no no no...I can't sing at all. My parents know that. Even tho I enjoy to nah...

Grover: I will help you Kyle.

It's not that I just can't sing. I enjoy it but....

Maurice: Come on Kyle.

Everyone starts to chant "Kyle can do it!"

Ok. I'll sing a song. Come on Grover. What do you want to sing?

Grover: Will sing whatever you want to sing.

Ok. (whispers to the band what song to play) You got it? Alright. Hit it!

Music starts

If anyone wants to sing along, go ahead.

Grover and Me: We're gonna do the monkey (Davy and Joey are making money noises)
Do the monkey
Monkey, monkey
That's alright

Snuffy and Big Bird: Do the elephant, do the elephant (The Elephant is doing his elephant sound)
Do the elephant
That's alright

Everyone: Jump to the front and back (monkey and elephant nosies are heard)
Jump to the front and back
Come on and
Jump to the front and back
That's alright

Grover and Me: Now do the tiger, do the tiger (muppet tiger roaring)
Tiger, tiger
That's alright

Everyone: Jump to the front and back (monkey and elephant nosies are heard)
Jump to the front and back
Come on and
Jump to the front and back
That's alright

Grover and Me: We're gonna do the monkey (Joey and Davy making their sound)
Do the monkey (Joey, Davy and everyone else too)
Do the elephant Joey, Davy, Elephant and everyone else)
The tiger, tiger (Everyone roars as the last note is played)

Music stops

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Whaddaya say we get up there and give it a try?
Roomies: *variations on "I don't know" and "Do you think we can?"*
Kim: C'mon! We've done this before, haven't we?
Boober: Yeah, in the privacy of our dorm room!
Kim: Don't Fraggles break into song at the drop of a hat?
Hat: *falls from the ceiling and lands on a table* Did someone mention me?
Betty Lou: *whispering something in Tosh's ear* Tosh and I have a song!
Kim: You do? Great, go for it. Meanwhile I'll see if I can coax a melody out of Chicken Little and Chicken Little-er.
Betty Lou: Ready, Tosh?
Tosh: *nods* Ready.
I had always thought the world was full of mystery...

Betty Lou: I had seen so many people that were strange.

Both: And it sometimes seemed that each one was my enemy,

Tosh: And I said our fighting ways would never change.

Betty Lou: But I learned to meet my sister and my enemy...

Tosh: And I learned that we are none of us alone.

Both: For I found a friend whose different, and she cares for me,

Betty Lou: And I know a place we share can be our home.

Both: We are the children of tomorrow,
(Gillis joins in) Each one is different and the same...
(Boober joins in) Help us to live here with our other, our brother,
(Kim joins in) One in heart, one in hope, one in name.

Kim: (spoken) All right now, everybody! Join in if you like!

All: We are the children of tomorrow,
Each one is different and the same...
Help us to live here with our other, our brother
One in heart, one in hope, one in name.

We are the children of tomorrow,
Each one is different and the same...
Help us to live here with our other, our brother,
One in heart, one in hope, one in name.

We are the children of tomorrow,
Each one is different and the same...
Help us to live here with our other, our brother,
One in heart...
One in hope...
One in name.


Kim: *comes up to Ed as they come off the stage after the song* Hey Ed. Betty Lou wants to bring one of her pets back to the dorm with her when we head back home tomorrow, and I just wanted to clear it with you before she made up her mind. Is it okay?

-Kim

[BEAR]

Bert: Hey, Ernie, why don't you get up there and sing?
Bry: Yeah, Ernie! Go ahead!
Ernie: Actually, I did have a little something prepared with a little help from some friends and Rubber Duckie! (Runs up to the stage and calls to behind the curtain) You guys ready? (to band) Hit it!

(Music starts and 2 Honkers and a Dinger come onstage wearing cowboy hats and bandanas; Rubber Duckie squeaks, the Honkers honk their noses and the Dinger taps the bell on his head as part of the musical orchestration)

Come on everybody
To a street called Sesame
There's something very silly
That we'd like you all to see
It's the latest, it's the greatest
It's the only place to be
It's the Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree

Take a chance and join us
And I know that you'll agree
Our show may not be fancy
But it's noisy and its free
It's got honks, it's got squeaks, it's got dings, and it's got me
It's the Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree
The Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree

Play it, boys!
(The Honkers and Dinger do their thing during the musical break)
How 'bout this band, huh?!

If you want to be a member of our happy family
Nothing to it, you can do it
If you listen carefully
Clap your hands, tap your toes
Snap your fingers slap your knees

At the Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree
The Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree

(Song ends and the club patrons applaud and whistle)

Alright! Take five, guys!
(The two Honkers both grab a Muppet Number 5 and takes it offstage)

[The Count]

Well... That depends on which pet she wants to take back home to the dorms with her. She should talk to me before we leave to make sure it's OK.

Might have a song for later. Gonna do a bit of shopping, we have a birthday party for Bo to plan for when we get back this evening.

[Erine81981]

Grover: I love that song Ernie.

Herry: Me too.

This has been a wonderful evening and can't wait to come back next year.

Cookie M: Me hope theres more cookies at home.

Maurice: Don't worry Cookie. I know Bryan should have some.

Cookie M: Ooooo me sneak into his room then me take cookies.

That would be stealing Cookie Monster. Don't worry. I know we have lots. So your fine. And don't give him idea's Maurice.

Maurice: Yes sir.

Cookie M: Yes sir.

Good. I'm going to head on to one of the stores to get something for Beau. It's his birthday today. I'll see you guys around. Bye.

Grover: Ok. We will be packing.

Alright. *heads out*

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well, this certainly was a fun trip!
Red: Yeah, it will be nice to head back to the Dorms though
Wanda: I like it here, I hope to come back sometime
Abby: So now what do we do?
Beth: I think we get on the bus.

[ReneeLouvier]

(ooc: Aw, crap! I was too late for the singing thing. Oh well, this is what happened the night before then. XD)

Sadie: You two should sing a song up there!

Sara: Oh, I don't know Sadie. *blushes a little bit*

Scooter: I've got my guitar with me. Do you have your saxophone?

Sara: No, I...*gets handed her saxophone by Sadie*...do. I thought I left this back at the dorms?

Sadie: When you go to Sesame Street, you'll always sing a song. Be it good or bad. -- Plus I figured you wouldn't take it on your own, so I brought it with me.

Sara: You are quite the sly woman, Sadie. Alright. We'll sing!

*Sara and Scooter make her way up the stairs beside the small stage, and they stand close to each other as they warm up a bit.*

Sara: Hey everyone out here on Sesame Street! Figured we'd give you a nice, old style song to sing along with today! It's an oldie, but a goodie!

*Although she has her saxophone around her neck she dosn't play it often, as they start to tune up.*

Sara: You start it off Scoot.

Scooter: Alright then...

Scooter: Just an old-fashioned love song, playin' on the radio. And wrapped around the music, is the sound of someone promising; they'll never go!

You'll swear you've heard it before as it slowly rambles on and on.
No need in bringin' em back, cause they've never really gone!

Scooter & Sara: That's just an old-fashioned love song, comin' down in two-part harmony!

*belts out a small riff on her sax*

That's just an old-fashioned love song, one I'm sure they wrote for you and me!

Scooter: To weave our dreams upon, listen to each evenin' when the lights are low! To underscore our love affair, with tenderness and feeling that we've come to know!

You'll swear you've heard it before, as it slowly rambles on and on.
No need in bringin' em back, cause they've never really gone!

Scooter, Sara & Sadie: That's just an old-fashioned love song, comin' down in three part harmony!

*belts out another riff on her saxophone*

That's just an old-fashioned love song, one I'm sure they wrote for you and me!

Sara: Two, three, four...

Sadie: *playfully pulls out a kazoo, and plays on it; while Scooter and Sara continue playing the music joyfully alongside her.*

Scooter, Sara & Sadie: That's just an old-fashioned love song, comin' down in three-part harmony!

*The three of them belt out a small riff on guitar, saxophone, and kazoo*

That's just an old-fashioned love song, one I'm sure they wrote for you and me!

That's just an old-fashioned love song, comin' down in three-part harmony! That's just an old-fashioned love song, one I'm sure they wrote for you and me!

[The Count]

Aw... That sure was a nice song Sara... Plus, we got to hear your musical talents as well. Not to mention we have a little melody to carry us from the street back on to the bus for our ride back home.
*All the dormies take their seats, loaded with Erin and her crew's luggage. *Everybody who came in their own vehicles drive off along with the bus as they wave good-bye to Sesame Street.

Sesame Street sure was a great place to visit, have a sunny day!

[christyb]

Back at the Dorms.....

Christy: Ya ready for our guests?

Skeeter: You mean babysitting charges? As read as I'll ever be. You think this room is big enough to hold us and four fraglets?

Christy: We'll either find out or get insane.

Skeeter: Too late we're already crazy.

Christy: *gets mischieveous look* Well in that case we can always send them into Beau's room to wreak havoc.

Skeeter: That'll be a great birthday gift!

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Don't worry about Betty Lou, Ed. She's going to ride back to the dorms with me in my car, as soon as we get one last loose end settled...
Betty Lou: Oh, Ed? Is it okay if I bring my turtle Leafy to the dorms with me? (to Kim) I finally decided last night.
Kim: Good. I thought you were leaning towards bringing Paws, though.
Betty Lou: Well, I know Gaffer, Wanda and Fatatita would have liked playing with her, but she's still just a kitten. That and her litterbox probably would have given Boober a conniption. But Leafy's tank doesn't take up much space. And I wouldn't have to worry about her wandering away and getting lost while I'm in class.
Kim: Good thinking there, Betty Lou.

-Kim

[The Count]

*At the Sesame Street parking lot... Hmmm, never heard of you having a turtle named Leafy.
*OOC: Kim, if this is just made up stuff, then I'll let it be. But if these are references to characters, even if from illustrated sources, please LMK via PM or E-mail to add to the list since that lend a bit of creedence that'd smooth it over with the rest of the gang.

The rauckusly painted Electric Mayhem bus departs, having settled everything with Kim and her roomies as they've decided to head back to the dorms in their own mode of transportation.
*Window opens as I stick my head out.
Meet you back at the dorms, Bo's party will be later after we've gotten there.
*Sticks head back into the bus as the window closes again.

[christyb]

Back in the dorms...

Christy: 3...2....1.....

Skeeter: Shouldn't we have warned someone about these four coming to stay with us?

Christy: I ok'd it with Eduardo. He's fine with it and I take them back home next week when I leave for my Thanksgiving retreat *falls with an ooof*

Kinu & Mopu: Hi! Where's our room? Where is everyone?

Christy: *muffled* Shmfouyhg

Gabs: What? You silly creatures talk strange.

Skeeter: I think that was carpet in your face for "Sesame Street"

Kinu: What's Sesame Street?

Sky: How do you get there?

Christy: Oh boy your parents better be grateful for this relief!

[tvlistingman]

back at the dorms

ZOE: Boy, that was a great trip to Sesame Street

BABY BEAR: I'm sure to see Zoe's family and My Family

PETER: I'm glad you had a great time

LITTLE BIRD: I got to meet Gina's baby, she's so cute

PETER: Aww, why don't we go swimming in the Indoor Pool, and then have something to eat okay

BABY BEAR: Okay!

[Katzi428]

I really had a lot of fun down at Sesame Street,this week.
Prairie:I'm glad you did.My parents were so happy to see you! They said that you're welcome to come anytime.:)
Thanks Prairie...that's sweet of them! I need to write them a thank you note .
Prairie:Kath...you said thank you before we left.
Yeah...but I'll write them anyway.
Prairie:OK....whatever you want.
Rosita...I enjoyed having dinner at your house.I just wish my Spanish wasn't so limited.
Rosita:You did fine,silly! Mama and Papa speak both English andSpanish. And we translated for Abuela. By the way....she thought you girls were very kind and charming!She told me this after you left the other night.
That was nice of her.Her cooking was delicious!Looks like Gaffer's happy to be home.
Gaffer:Zzzzzz....Purrrrrrr....

[BEAR]

Bry: (driving the full bus back to the Dorms) What a great trip!
Telly: Yeah, I had so much fun.
Big Bird: Me too! It's always great to show our friends where we live.
Bry: Hey, Cookie! I think I heard you were hungry, so I had Alan fill up this bag of something. Enjoy! (tosses a bag of cookies back to Cookie Monster)

[BEAR]

(walking into room 29 at the Muppet Dorms)
Bry: Ah, dorm sweet dorm!
Telly: Hey, Bryan? Are there any extra cookies around? I never got any on the bus ride.
Bry: You didn't?
Telly: I was sitting next to Cookie Monster!
Bry: Oh, that figures. Yeah, there should be some in fridge for ya. Well, I need to go out and get a birthday present for one of our Dorm friends. Who's coming with me?
Bert: I'll join you.
Ernie: Me too!
Big Bird: Let's all go!
Telly: I've got the cookies!
Bry: Then let's roll!

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Hey Ryan! I was looking through the newspaper for my act looking for the comic page so I could make my act more funny-
Me: I see you were also borrowing jokes from Fozzie...
Gonzo: Maybe, but anyway, I saw that "Happy Feet", a movie about penguins, comes out Friday! We should go see it! You know, seeing as you have that thing for penguins.
Me: ...Actually Gonz, I've alredy got plans to see "Happy Feet" on Friday.
Gonzo: Oh! Even better! We can all tag along with your friends!
Me: ...
Gonzo: We can't tag along with your friends?
Me: Friend...
Gonzo: You're going to a movie with one person?
Me: ...Yes.
Gonzo: Oh. Well who? Bo? Kyle? Ed? Fozzie?
Me: ...They don't live at the dorms...And they're um...Well they're not a guy...
Gonzo: Your mom?
Me: No Gonzo!
Gonzo: Oh Ryan! That's so sweet!
Me: Well, you know Gonzo...I am, apparently, quite the lady charmer.
Gonzo: You charmed your grandma into going to a movie with you?
Me: No! Gonzo! I'm going on a date!
Gonzo: Ah ha! I knew it!
Me: Sheesh...
Gonzo: So Ryan, who's the lucky lady? *eyelid raise* Lisa?
Me: Oy...No you nincompoop!
Gonzo: Oh. Well I guess you're right, it would be weird, dating your other half and all.
Me: *picks Gonzo up by his collar and tosses him out of room*
Gonzo: Whoopie!

[BEAR]

(Bert & Ernie are going for a walk when Gonzo lands right in front of their feet)
Bert: Gonzo?
Ernie: Boy, the weather sure has been strange lately. Khekhekhe!

[Katzi428]

:Me: *picks Gonzo up by his collar and tosses him out of room*
Gonzo: Whoopie!


Look!Up in the sky!
Prairie:It's a bird!
Rosita:It's a plane!
It's a WEIRDO!!

[theprawncracker]

Me: *pokes head out of room* Please do not feed the weirdo. Thank you.
Clifford: Heh heh, please don't feed the prawn either! We gotta keep 'im limber for his big date on Friday!
Gonzo: *sniff* Our little prawn is growing up Camilla...
Camilla: Brawk bawk byuck bawk.
Gonzo: Is this the little prawn I caaaaarried
Is this the little boy that writes?
Uncle Deadly: I don't remember growing older
But I do remember sleepless nights.
Clifford: When did he grow to be a beauty?
Me: Say what now?
Clifford: When did he grow to be so tall?
All: Wasn't it yesterday when heeeeee was smaaaaall.
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze.
Me: You have got to be kidding me...
All: Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears.
Gonzo: What words of wisdom can I give him?
Me: I don't think I want your wisdom.
Gonzo: How can I help to ease his way?
Me: I can't take this. *goes back into room, leaving dormies singing in the hallway*

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Ah, 8:30 and all is weird.
Gillis: Don't you mean "all is well?"
Kim: *giving him a Look* In this place, Gil?
Gillis: ...I see your point.
Kim: How's Leafy settling in, Betty Lou?
Betty Lou: *watching her turtle in its bowl on the desk* Just fine! Thanks for saying I could bring her.
Kim: Don't thank just me; thank Ed, too.
Betty Lou: Oh, I will!

-Kim

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowlf: What?
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chef: Shmergle?
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: Where?
Rowlf: <double-take>
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowlf: We heard you the first time! What's going on?
Lisa: THIS! <holds up letter and waves it around>
Robin: The mail?
Rowlf: Who is that Bill guy, anyway?
Lisa: No no no, it's a letter!
Robin: What letter? L?
Rowlf: A?
Chef: M?
Lisa: NO! A letter, like, a REAL letter, you know, through the mail? A personal letter, addressed to me...
Robin: Who's it from?
Lisa: The Dean of Admissions at PRINCETON UNIVERSITY!
Rowlf: <double take> Princeton?
Lisa: PRINCETON!
Rowlf: Wow...
Robin: What's Princeton?
Lisa: It's a very very very very VERY good college that's very very very very VERY hard to get into and- Well here, the first two sentences say that my academic achievements suggest that I'm looking at the nation's most outstanding universities, and I'm invited to consider Princeton. PRINCETON! Oy my oy my vey...
Rowlf: Congratulations!
Lisa: Princeton! Princeton wants me! No WONDER I don't have a life!
Rowlf: ...No comment.
Lisa: Wise choice.

[theprawncracker]

Me: Did I hear the holy mosquitoes right?! GONZO! OTHER HALF MANUEVER 81A!!
Gonzo: They're ALL manuever 81A!
Me: Just do it!!
Gonzo: Right!
Me: LEFT!!
Gonzo: *lights self out of a cannon and blows through Lisa's wall*
Me: *darts through hole in other half's wall* CONGRATULATIONS!!! ...Oh, and don't worry, I'll get that wall fixed...Someday.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <laughs at the hole in the wall> Ah, typical! Oy... <giggles and collapses>

[theprawncracker]

Me: *pokes other half with a stick* ...Paging Dr. Bob, the patient has collapsed. Diagnosis? Lack of ability to go to Princeton. Yes, yes, I know, she was SO looking forward to it...But I guess now she just doesn't want to.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <jumps up> I DO WANT TO GO! I mean, I- I think I do. I don't know! I- I'm gonna apply just to say I did. OY MY VEY! Princeton! PRINCETON! OY!
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: I'd think she'd be more comfortable at Queenston than Princeton.
Robin: Queenston?
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Well sure- Queen of Fanfiction!
Lisa: <groans>
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Hm. Condition seems to be improving...

[theprawncracker]

Me: Queen of Torture Dr. Bob, don't you remember having to treat Nurse Leyla and I after her latest torutre line adventure?

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Vaguely. That reminds me, have you been taking your pills?

[theprawncracker]

Me: I can't. Leyla stole them.
Gonzo: No she didn't! You flushed them down the-
Me: *covers Gonzo's mouth*

[Erine81981]

Grover: Back at the old dorms.

Herry: Yep.

Well I enjoyed the trip guys. Did ya'll?

Grover: I always love when I get to see my mommy. She is my pride and joy.

Herry: Gosh, did you see my sister.

She grew up fast didn't she?

Herry: Yes. I couldn't believe that.

Cookie M: Me sister had grown too. Me couldn't believe it.

Maurice: Me eaither Cookie Monster.

Well just glad to be back at the dorms. Wonder if Oscar ever made it?

Back on Sesame Street........

Oscar: *pops out of trashcan* Well well well. Wonder if anyone had missed having a grouch around? Yo Turkey?!

Gordon: *from the window* Hey Oscar? People are trying to sleep here. Could you knock it off? *starts to shut the window but remembers something* Oh and Big Bird is already back at the Muppet Dorms. *shuts window*

Oscar: What?! He's already back! You mean everyone is back?

Oscar starts to yell while people start shouting "Be quite!" "Hush up! Were trying to sleep here!"

Oscar: I guess no one here has missed this grouch. Heh heh heh heh heh...*slams the trash lid*

[BEAR]

Hoots: The Dorms were brought to you today by the letter P and the number 16. (plays a soft but jazzy Sesame Street theme)

[The Count]

Oh man... Do I ever have a rough couple of days ahead what with stuff for college...
Will try to pop in if I can.

And congratulations Lisa... Didn't know Brian wanted you to attend his own college.
*Brian with an "i", MC member known as Princeton.
*Small joke.

Keep in mind you're gonna get a lot of letters like that, make sure you apply to the college that's right for you girly.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Man, am I cold. I'm glad we came back yesterday from Sesame Street otherwise I'd never have been able to wait in line for my c.d. this morning
Red: What's special about it that you waited in the cold for it?
Beth: It's a one of kind c.d. my favorite radio station puts out with songs that were recorded live in their studio from various popular artists
Wanda: Oh! I know about that c.d.!
Abby: Well, why did you have to wait in line? Couldn't you go buy one right now?
Beth: Nope, because the procedes go to charity they only produce a limited number. They sell out in about an hour
Red: WOW!
Beth: Yep, but I got my copy! I'm so excited!
*they pop it into the c.d. player*

[BEAR]

Telly: I thought there was supposed to be a birthday party yesterday.
Bry: I did too, but maybe it was cancelled or postponed. Hey, Big Bird, where you off to?
Big Bird: Birdkateers! It's a special meeting because today we are going to meet a real turkey. Mr. Thompson Turkey the Third! He's says he's going to talk to us about Thanksgiving.
Telly: Sounds stimulating.
Big Bird: Wanna come, Telly?
Telly: Sure, I don't have to re-organize my triangle collection til later this afternoon. I'm there!
Big Bird: Come on!
Telly: Okay! Bye, Bryan!
Bry: Have fun, guys! Hmm...a turkey giving them a talk about Thanksgiving? That makes me nervous. Glad I won't be there for that one.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (head jerks up from over computer) Princeton? Holy red brick and ivy, Batman!
Nora: Wow, Lisa's been invited into the big ten! Cool...but a little daunting, sounds like.
MN: Well, all depends on whether or not she applies. I was invited to attend some tony women's college but I didn't apply.
Nora: Really?
MN: Yeah, I actually wanted to see some guys in my classes. (through hole made in Lisa's wall by Gonzo's cannon) Way to go, Lisa, and good luck with whichever school you choose!

[Erine81981]

Grover: I will be back Kyle. I am going to the birdkteers meeting.

Alright Grover. I'll see you later.

Grover: We get to meet a real turkey today.

Herry: Really?

Grover: Yep. I can not wait. Wanna come?

Herry: Sure. Will Big Bird care?

Grover: Nah. He will not care. Lets go.

Herry: Ok. *heads out with Grover*

Ya'll have a good time. *waving as they head down the hallway*

[The Count]

Yes, there was supposed to be a party last night. Sorry guys, was reading and I went straight to sleep afterwards. And now I've got some class writing to do... Ugh, the one thing I hate most of all.
*Hunkers down in front of the computer, checking posts in threads before actually starting writing on the thing to be handed in.

[Katzi428]

Ahhhhhhh...... relaxing my right foot in warm water
Prairie:The toe still bugging you,Kath?
Yeah.I'll be seeing the podiatrist on Tuesday though.So I'll see what he says.
Rosita:I hope he says that you won't be in pain much longer.
Yeah....I have been pretty much of a pain in the neck to you two.
Rosita:No...that's not it.I just don't like seeing you in pain.
Prairie:Me either.Every time I hear you yelp in pain,I feel so bad for you!:concern:
You're both so sweet! I'll be fine soon...I promise.

[The Count]

Knock if you guys need me... Will be in here burning some midnight oil.
Count: Do ve have midnight oil to burn?
No, it's just an expression... Will be working late into the morning hours.
Count: Ah... Vell, I'll be over here counting myself to sleep quietly if you need me.
*The Count settles in bed wearing his pajamas, tucks himself in and turns off the light above his bed.

[The Count]

Phew... Finished, and on time too. And it's all good.
Now if my computer wuld print this in black instead of red... Grumble, grumble.
Hey Count, I'm gonna go get dressed and washed, will be leaving to hand in my paper. Might pick up a few more DVD's if the store got my order in stock.

Count: That sounds fine Edvard. I'm just a little depressed that none of the fanfics have been updated.
Have you tried nagging?
Count: Of course, you've even nagged vith me.
Yeah... Well, maybe if some of them decide to stick around during the T-Day break, but I can't make any promises.
Count: I know... Vould just hope some of the authors posted more of their vonderful stories.
Especially Catherine?
Count: Vell, I know you're looking forward to that one.
Yeah... Come on, let's stay positive and trust that our friends will come through for us and post updates soon-ish.

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Ok guys we've got just over a week
Abby: Over a week until what?
Wanda: Beth's birthday
Abby: Oh that's right
Red: Now I'm sure there will be a party here at the dorms, but we're her roomies. What are we going to do?
Abby: Make a birthday cake!
Wanda: Well, I'm sure she'd appreciate that, but I think Red's looking for more than that
Red: We'll just have to put our heads together and think of something
*they all squeeze in and bump heads*
All 3: OW!
Red: Ok, well, I didn't mean we should literally put our heads together

[christyb]

Christy and Skeeter meet in the hallway...

Christy: I gotta bad feeling about this.
Skeeter: *listens* It's too quiet and the number one rule of babysitting...
Christy: They're up to something. *both split up in order to find the fraglets*

Meanwhile elsewhere...

Kinu: Hey what's this? *points to Oscar's trashcan*
Mopu: I dunno. Open it!
Oscar: Hey who's bothering my beauty rest! *comes out of his can and glares down at the twins* Scram!
Kinu & Mopu: *runs and hides then looks at each other* Cool! What is that thing?

And again elsewhere...

Gabs: Oh come on don't be a scaredy fraggle.
Sky: Still We were supposed to stick close and not get into trouble.
Gabs: We're only going to play behind this desk thing!
Sky: Okaaayyy, but I'm not sure if we're supposed too. *sees Christy heading down the hallway* Quick hide!
Gabs & Sky: *hides behind the front lobby desk and giggles*

Christy: Where did those two go to?

[The Count]

*Coming back inside... Well, at least that's one headache less to worry about. Now to move on to the next one, my schedule for next term.
*Leaves box of Doozerdust cookies on lobby desk. Hope noone gets these.
*Moves off to the elevator and greets Seymour as a furry Fragglish hand snatches the cookies from behind the desk.

[tvlistingman]

BABY BEAR: Yesterday, we had a great time at Birdkateers and Thursday is thanksgiving

LITTLE BIRD: I like Thanksgiving

PETER: Me Too

ZOE: That is where Thanksgiving, Football and etc.

PETER: What are we going to do tonight

BABY BEAR: How about Bowling

PETER: Good Idea Baby Bear

ZOE: I like Bowling

LITTLE BIRD: Me Too

[RedDragon]

Nyz: I've started another story...

Jabber: Another one!

Nyz: yeah...

Jabber: At this rate you'll never finish any of them!

Nyz: I will...It'll just take time...

Jabber: Yeah sure.

Nyz: Have faith...

Jabber: Whatever...

[The Count]

Hey Nyz... Great to hear from you again, and I wish you success with your new story. It's just a bit hard to keep the faith when so many stories haven't been finished yet. Maybe you could nag that Chicago sibling of yours into posting more of hers.

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh what to pack? What to pack?
Gonzo: Packing already?
Me: As opposed to writing my essay? Yes.
Gonzo: Figures. Well, let's see what you've got so far. *examines* Ryan...You've got two empty suitcases!
Me: Well duh! How else am I gonna carry back all my souvineers?
Gonzo: What about clothes?!
Me: What about clothes?
Gonzo: You need them!
Me: Oh, right. Hmm...I guess I could squeeze a pair of jeans and my TMS sweatshirt in here...
Gonzo: Ooh! You could borrow some of my exploding socks!
Me: I think I'll pass Gonz.
Gonzo: Suit yourself. Or in this case, just clothe yourself in general.
Me: Heh. Alright, I'll get the clothes later...Now onto movies!
Gonzo: I think all Disney movies would be appropriate.
Me: Yeah, but what fun would that be? I'll bring TMM just to dabble in a little Muppety goodness.
Gonzo: Sounds good. Oh! And don't forget your fan-fic notebook to write in!
Me: I don't think I'll be in much of a writing mood next week Gonz, that and I'll barely have time to eat, let alone write.
Gonzo: I'm sure Rizzo would be glad to have your food.
Me: Rizzo doesn't even live here at the dorms, nor is he going with me.
Gonzo: Oh yeah.
Me: Sheesh. Alright, I'll get my clothes packed then I'll get my homework done and then whadaya say we sit down and watch "The Muppets go to Walt Disney World"?
Gonzo: Ooh! That's sounds great! I'll go tell the guys!
Me: Alright Gonz, sounds good.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: So you finally got around to posting a photo of Richard's quilt, did you?
MN: Yeah, in between my ten billion other time-consuming projects, Mom and I asked Dad to bring out his Nikon and snap a few shots while we held up the quilt. I also took a few myself.
Nora: Wow...the RHLC's really going wild over it. But it's kinda funny, seeing Janice's head floating in the air like that.
MN: Just like the Jabberwock.

[Erine81981]

Well guys I can't wait for tomorrow's special.

Grover: Me either.

Cookie M: It be fun.

I'm not sure if ya'll should watch any of it but we will see.

Maurice: What's it all about?

Well it's about....puppets being used to make people laugh.

Herry: Like we do with kids.

Some what like that. Well I'm going to watch some more of my DVD the simpson's 8th season.

Grover: Alright Kyle. *goes back to reading*

Herry: Ya'll want to play a board game?

Cookie M: Sorry!

Maurice: No. Let's play "Battle Ship."

Cookie M: Nah. Sorry!

Maurice: Battle Ship!

Cookie Monster and Maurice go on fighting that Oscar over hears them

Oscar: *pops up* Hey! I hear auguring. *sees Cookie and Maurice*

Herry: Oscar! What you doing here?

Oscar: Watching them two getting mad.

Herry: We're tring to find a game to play.

Oscar: Seems them to already have a game their playing. Making each other mad. Heh heh heh....you could play both of them to where they'll both fight it out what to play first. Then that would be fun to watch.

Herry: You know? That might just work. *talks it through with Cookie and Maurice*

Maurice: Good choice. We'll play "Sorry" first.

Cookie M: Then battle ship.

Herry: Thanks Oscar.

Oscar: What? Don't thank me! I'm a grouch! That wasn't what I had in mind! *groans and walks out* I still can't stand it here. *gets back into trashcan and slams lid*

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Hey, did I hear something about us having a pest problem in here?
Nora: Some guy or girl who could have given Oscar a run for his money, in terms of general grouchiness.
Storyteller: True. But let's talk about other, more positive things...like the fact that Nora has a birthday on Friday.
MN: That's right, Nora's big day is coming up and we'll have to celebrate...but, hmm, I'm going to be in New York all day Friday...
Nora: And I'm going to go visit my family in New Hampshire that day...
Storyteller: And I'm going to a reunion down by Rhyming Rock.
MN: So no one is going to be here. What do you think, Nora? Should we celebrate early or later?
Nora: Well, we've got to work on Tuesday, and we're all going to be occupied with cooking and stuff on Wednesday and Thursday...
MN: All right. I make a vote for a Saturday fete. We'll have your presents and cake all ready, and if the forum guys want to join in, that'll give them enough time to recover from Thanksgiving.
Nora: I like it!

[redBoobergurl]

Red *calling Muppet Newsgirl's room* Hi MN? I couldn't help but overhere that Nora's got a birthday on Friday? Beth's birthday is Saturday so perhaps we could combine and have a really big party with all of our dorm friends. Just a thought, let me know, my roomies and I are happy to help you and your roomies set everything up. *hangs up* There, that's done.
Wanda: I think we should get her a cookies and cream cake of some kind, she loves cookies and cream
Abby: That sounds yummy
*Beth enters room* Beth: What sounds yummy?
Roomies: Nothing!
Beth: Something fishy's going on around here
Random fish: You rang?
Beth: Sigh

[tutter_fan]

Statler & Waldorf: D'oh ho ho ho ho!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (on phone) Uh-huh...ooh, I like it! Okay, sounds great. Later, Red, and annoy Gobo for me next time you see him. (hangs up) All right, Nora, you'll be sharing your birthday splash with Beth.
Nora: (dully) Cool, sounds cool.
MN: You don't sound too enthusiastic.
Nora: My snob of a brother just called to tell me that he's coming home early.
Storyteller: So how does that make him a snob?
Nora: Now that he's home, he's going to start making demands that we silence all the kids' games and the other usual festivities so he can have some quiet.
MN: Eeesh. Might I recommend rigging a bucket of ice water up over his door.
Nora: And then he'll tell me that working at the Muppet Theater is a waste of my time!
Storyteller: Now, that's not terribly nice.
MN: Sounds like he'd be in good company with Sam the Eagle.
Nora: I don't know what it is...he used to act out plays with us and do all sorts of stuff, but he's no fun anymore! I can't stand it! (storms into room)
Storyteller: Oh, dear.
MN: Sibling problems. Happens to all of us. (picks up phone) Hi, Red, it's Erin again. We'll have to meet to discuss all sorts of interesting party plans, because it sounds like Nora's going to need a party really badly when she gets back here...yes, it's family issues, that's right.

[redBoobergurl]

Red *on phone with Erin*: Oh no problem, we'll make it a really super great party. Trust me, I'm an expert on this type of thing. All right, talk to you later.
Wanda: What's up?
Red: Nora's got some family issues going on so we have to make the party extra great for her
Wanda: Oh no problem. I completely understand about family issues!
Abby: So, are we going to play games at the party?
Red: Of course! And we'll have music and dancing and this will be so great!

[The Count]

*Arriving home at the dorms, packing groceries away from both Hooper's Store and the supermarkets in town, with help from the Count of course.
Think Uncle Deadly must be entertaining a few spirits up above.
Count: Too bad I don't have time to count them all fright now.

OK... The turkey's wrapped up and resting on a clean washcloth on the bottom shelf of the fridge. The rest of the stuff will keep until we can write up a draft of the recipes.
Count: Not to mention 2, 2 parties to plan for in 1 night for next Saturday.
Yeah... *Sees Beth and then Erin coming out of their rooms. Hi girls, if you need to make any party plans, my door or um message box is open to receive any suggestions. Will need help with the cooking for T-Day... Please LMK if there are any specialties you'd like as soon as you can, lots to prepare for this week.

[BEAR]

Bry: (eating soup for lunch) Yumm! Garlic chicken soup with crackers. Nothing could be more tasty right now. How are you liking yours, Ernie?
Ernie: Not bad. Ya know, I think The Count would like this. You'll have to give him the recipe.
Bry: Here's the recipe--It's out of a can.
Ernie: Oh! Khekhekhe!

[The Count]

Hmmm... Gonna go get some dinner before Monday Night TV which happens to include that Puppet Up! special.
Oh, to Christy and Bo, your current dorm guests can stay here with us until Friday so they can join us for T-Day luncheon/dinner. After that, I'd think it'd be time for them to get back to their homes.
Hope this is OK with you two.

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey Ryguy, how's it hangin'?
Me: Hey hey Cliff. I'm doin' fine, just doin' some last minute packing for Disney World.
Clifford: Oh yeah! That reminds me, where're we hangin' out this week while you're gone?
Me: Well I made a little deal with my darling other half, and she's takin' you guys under her wing for the week.
Clifford: ...Oh.
Me; What's that supposed to mean?
Clifford: Well, it's just that, we get enough of you all the time, I was lookin' for some variation rather than just bein' stuck with half of you!
Me: *scrunches up face* I'm sure Lisa and I both appreciate that Cliff...
Clifford: Heh heh heh, you know I'm kiddin' dude. So are we all stayin' with Lisa?
Me: Well Uncle D. can stay with Ed if he wants, I'm sure he'd be happy to have him.
Clifford: Alright dude, well I'm sure Ed'll get back to ya soon. I'll leave you to packin', g'night!
Me: Night Cliff! See ya in the morning!

[Katzi428]

Prairie going up to Ryan's room: Hi Ryan! Rosita ,Kathy and I made some chocolate chip you know whats for your trip!Have a safe trip!:)

[The Count]

Sure Ry... Send him down when he gets back to your room from skulking about. The door'll be open, though I'll probably be snoozin' after staying up late to watch that Puppet Up! special.

[BEAR]

(down the hall at room 25's door)
Ernie: (knocking) Ryan! Ryan, you there?
Bert: Ernie, he's probably busy packing, or even sleeping for his big trip.
Ernie: Yeah, but we need to say goodbye. We may not see him for a while.
Bert: Not that long.
Ernie: But he won't be here on Thursday! We need to wish him a happy Thanksgiving, Bert. Ryan? (opens door) Ryan, we wanted to wish you a fun trip!
Bert: And safe. Make sure you stay safe.
Ernie: Sometimes airplane food can be a little bland, so Bryan packed you some sandwiches for your flight. (hands over a tupperware with sandwiches and fruits)
Bert: And here's a nice fluffy pillow so you can take a nap. Plane rides can be several hours and you'll want to sleep for your big day in Disney World. (gives Ryan the pillow)
Ernie: And here's a banana in case you need to call home. Just be sure to put it in off mode before you take off.
Bert: Oh, Ernie...it is not a telephone...(leaves grumbling)
Ernie: Better safe than sorry. Bye, Ryan! Happy Thanksgiving!
Hoots: (voice-over) Muppet Dorms were sponsored today by the letter D and by the number 2.

[theprawncracker]

Me: ...Ernie...Bert...You tried to talk to me at 1:30 my time. ...But thanks for the well wishes! Hehe, just kidding, it didn't really wake me up.
Uncle Deadly: So Ryan my fiend, are you leaving us?
Me: I am, gonna head off to school then I hit the airport at two. I'll call and let you guys know when I reach the airport and when the plane lands.
Clifford: Sounds good dude. I'm sure Lisa's gonna love to hear from ya.
Gonzo: And don't forget Ryan! You've gotta ride all the roller coasters for me!
Camilla: Brawk, bagawk bruck byuck bawk.
Me: I promise I'll stay away from the chicken...
Uncle Deadly: Mm, yes and do say hello to all the ghosts and ghouls in the Haunted Mansion for me.
Me: You've got it Uncle D.!
Clifford: And me? Just get me somethin' nice. Heh heh.
Me: Heh, you know it Cliff. I'm bringin' back souveniers for everyone.
Uncle Deadly: Alright my fiend, have a good time, I'm going to sulk on over to Eduardo's room.
Me: Alright Uncle D., stay scary!
Uncle Deadly: Heh, like I have a choice.
Me: Good point.
Gonzo: Well Ryan! I hope you have a great time! *hugs me* See you on Monday then?
Me: You got it. Have a great week with Lisa!
Camilla: Brawk byuck bawk!
Me: Yeah, I know you like womenly accomponyment.
Clifford: Hey man, if you keep chattin', you'll never get to the big Diz!
Me: *looks at time* Sheesh! You're right Cliff! I've gotta run! See you guys Monday!! *hugs them all* Bye! *leaves*

[The Count]

Have a great vacation Prawnyyyyyy!

[BEAR]

(roomies waving from room 29)
Telly: Bye, Ryan!
Big Bird: Have a good trip!
Bry: Have fun, Prawnie!

[The Count]

Well... Now that I've had my dinner for the night. Time to check up on the threads.
Good thing I already set the spices on the turkey before sitting down to have some leftovers. And my mom made a traditional dessert that's a favorite of mine called "arroz con dulce". There's some in the fridge if you guys want to try some. The best part is the grains of rice and the plump raisins, along with the coconut cream pudding base.

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: You guys all settled in?
Gonzo: Yeah, pretty much.
Clifford: Should we be worried?...
Lisa: About?...
Clifford: <gestures towards Chef and Camilla>
Camilla: Bu-BAWK buck buck baw...
Chef: Mir geshvunda, noopen di kleeviern gor na shpunka.
Camilla: Brawk bawk?
Chef: Shkyuopen na flushkie doodle!
Camilla: Braw... Buck bawk baw?
Chef: Ya, gur shmok ney hop shop!
Robin: WHAT?
Gonzo: <shrug> Relax... from what Camilla was saying, it sounds like he's promising not to hurt her.
Rowlf: Just from what SHE said?
Gonzo: Well I can't understand what HE says. He's weird!
Clifford: Those who live in glass houses, Gonz.
Robin: <alarmed> He said something about a hop shop!
Lisa: Sh... <hugs Robin> It's all right, Robin, he was just explaining how he isn't going to hurt Camilla, the same way he's never going to hurt you.
Robin: <relieved> Oh.
Chef: Ya, gur neshka køøken de frøøgen hoppity-hoppin gishka.
Clifford: ...Yeah.
Lisa: So Uncle Deadly's staying with Ed and Count?
Clifford: That's what he said.
Lisa: Gotcha.
Rowlf: So what's on the docket for tonight?
Lisa: You know very WELL what's on the docket!
Rowlf: ...Ushy-gushy with Leyla and staying up later than you know you should?
Clifford: Oh, no, you've got that in THIS room, too?
Lisa: ...Okay, so you know PART of the docket for tonight. You SHOULD know all of it...
Rowlf: What am I forgetting?
Robin: Ooh! I know! I know!
Lisa: I know you know! I know you know!
Robin: Can I tell them?
Lisa: Let's keep it a secret.
Robin: Cool!
Lisa: I'll go work on it!
Robin: Okay!
Rowlf: Work on what?
Chef: Ya, shmergle shnoo?
Gonzo: Yeah, tell us!
Camilla: Brawk BAWK ba-gawk!
Clifford: Does anyone ever understand anything that's goin' on in here?
Rowlf: Nope.
Clifford: I didn't think so.

[The Count]

Ugh... This biological clock o' mine, it wakes me up so early in the morning. But that's what's been inculcated into my internal system...

At least the phantomly dragon's sound asleep on the couch. Heard there are some stories that got updated, that'll be a nice surprise for him when he wakes up. Well, off to get some breakfast and then I'll probably be working in the kitchen. Wonder if some of the others will want some specialty dishes, favorites of theirs so to speak at the big dinner tomorrow.

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Morning Kath.Sleep well?
Hi Prairie. And yes,I did.Thanks.How about you?
Prairie:I slept pretty good .Gaffer was being a little cuddle kitty last night.That is,before she was walking all over me and kneading me.
Silly kitty!She does that to me too .And I'm pretty sure she does it to Rosita as well.
Rositaentering the room:Someone mention my name?Morning roomies.
Morning Rosita.And yeah....we were talking about Gaffer and her bedtime habits before she settles down for the evening..
Rosita:You mean digging her claws into me before going to sleep?Si....she does that to me too.
Good.Glad to know Prairie and I aren't alone. So...everyone set for Thanksgiving tomorrow?
Prairie:Mmmmm...yeah!I made some pumpkin bread.
Rosita:I'm going to make some rolls in a bit.
Great! I'm going to make a pecan pie.
Rosita:Delicioso!

[The Count]

Oh... Pumpkin bread, that'll come in handy and will compliment the pumpkin soup.
UD: Good mourning fellows... Anything I can help with?
Not at the moment. But you might want to check the reading room, Lisa finally got enough nerve to post an update.
UD, small gleam in his sunken eyes: Flippersteps?
Nope... Say Cheese!
UD: Ah, well. At least it's an update.
*The phantomish creature disappears off into the shadows of the reading room to consult the new chapter.

Now if only the other authors here would contribute with their works of fanficdom...
UD's voice ringing from the shadows: What's this?
Oh yeah. Sean's got an exciting version of Spider-Man/Muppets 2 running as well. Enjoy yourself my fiend.
UD: I definitely intend to!

Hey Kath... You have any favorite dishe you want for tomorrow? For that matter, see if those who'll be here have any faves they'd like please.
Gotta get some chestnuts for the stuffing though, maybe they'll have those at the supermarket.
*Wanders off back to the common room kitchen area.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: All right, are we all set with our Thanksgiving plans?
Red: Yep, I'm excited to go down to the Rock and see my Fraggle friends
Abby: I'm excited to see my mom and dad again
Wanda: Thanks for inviting me to go with you to your family Thanksgiving Beth
Beth: No problem! So, we all meet back up here on Friday right?
Roomies: Right!
Beth: All right! Happy Thanksgiving!
Red: Bye guys! *escapes down Fraggle hole*
Abby: I have to wait until my mommy gets here
Wanda: We'll wait with you, we've got time right?
Beth: Sure do, let's play Uno while we wait

[The Count]

Huh? You're leaving us Beth? Well, hope you and your roomies have a good time. There are some sides already prepped, you can take some with you if you want. Or lemme know which you want and we can put them in some containers so you or your roomies can take them off to their individual gatherings.

[Erine81981]

Alright guys. Are ya'll coming to stay with me and my parents for thanksgiving or are you going to ya'll parents?

Grover: I will proubley go to my mommy. She is having her side of the family come over. Can not wait.

Herry: I'll come with you. My parents said if we wanted to come home to call and she also said if I wanted to hang out with my friends I could too. So I'll come with you.

Ok. Cookie? Marurice?

Maurice: I'm heading home for thanksgiving.

Cookie M: Me go with Maurice. He said me could hang out with his family.

Alright then. Is everyone ready to head off?

Monsters: Yes!

Then lets head out. *walks out the front door waving to everyone* We'll see you guys later and have a happy thanksgiving.

Grover: Bye.

Cookie M: Bye!

Herry: Bye!

Maurice: Good bye!

[Katzi428]

Hey Kath... You have any favorite dishe you want for tomorrow? For that matter, see if those who'll be here have any faves they'd like please.

Sweet potatoes for me please! I LOVE them!!

[The Count]

Bye Kyle... Have a great time with your families.

Guess they won't be here to have some of these pecan chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven. Or some of these birdseed ones baked for Big and Little Bird.
Sweet potatoes you say Kath? Check, they're already boiled with a pinch of brown sugar and will get a dusting of almond flour before baking in the oven. You know, have you ever tried a sweet potato/pecan pie? It's good, best of both worlds.

[Katzi428]

Sweet potatoes you say Kath? Check, they're already boiled with a pinch of brown sugar and will get a dusting of almond flour before baking in the oven. You know, have you ever tried a sweet potato/pecan pie? It's good, best of both worlds.
Never tried sweet potato pecan pie before.But it sounds delicious!
(We SERIOUSLY need a smiley for "food" or "delicious" around here!)

[The Count]

You mean something like...
Cookie Monster smiley: 8)!?

Maybe Jamie will come back to MC someday and we can get more smileys. Till then, just have fun and enjoy the free time on your hands.
Hey Lisa! Bring in the time for Kathy's hands! And tell the Chef we need him in the kitchen to help with the gobbla-gobbla toorkie.

[Katzi428]

You mean something like...
Cookie Monster smiley: 8)!?

Maybe Jamie will come back to MC someday and we can get more smileys. Till then, just have fun and enjoy the free time on your hands.
Either Cookie or the Swedish Chef O=:-) Something like that

[The Count]

Hmmm... Thought the 8 for Cookie's googly eyes and a ) for his mouth would be enough.
Maybe Cookie would be the smiley for Delicious and the Chef could then have his smiley for Messy, with Sweetums representing Hungry?
Oh well. Just have to see what I wanna do with my babies.

*Reads through a few recipe books in audio format to find a suitable snack-type dessert to hand out as little gifts that my little 1's will like.

[Katzi428]

Hmmm... Thought the 8 for Cookie's googly eyes and a ) for his mouth would be enough.
Maybe Cookie would be the smiley for Delicious and the Chef could then have his smiley for Messy, with Sweetums representing Hungry?
Oh well. Just have to see what I wanna do with my babies.

Hmmmm...yeah!Didn't think of that! 8-)

[JaniceFerSure]

Diana: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving aka Turkey Day,lol.I'll be going over my friend's house all day.I baked a pan of cookies for the occasion.

Dr. Teeth: It'll be a quiet day tomorrow Diana,without your singing.

Diana:I'll be back tomorrow night,around bedtime.I'll make up for my singing,don't you worry about that lol.

[The Count]

*Sends a batch of extra moist choc. chip cookies to Room #33 via bat delivery service.

*Loads up the tray and leaves a serving of besitos de coco at Room #6's doorstep.

[Katzi428]

*Loads up the tray and leaves a serving of besitos de coco at Room #6's doorstep.
Rosita: Mmmmmm!!! Hey Kathy and Prairie!The Count and Ed left us some besitos de coco on the doorstep.
Prairie:Little chocolate kisses?
That's what they look like. Thanks guys!

[The Count]

Uh no Prairie. Translated, they're "coconut kisses". They're sort of like cookies made of toasted sweetened shreeded coconut.
"C-O-C-O" means coconut in Spanish. You're probably thinking of "C-O-C-O-A" which is chocolate.
Hope you like them, will have some tembleque my mom made and sent as well.

[BEAR]

Bry: (on the phone) Hi, Ed! Just wanted to ask if there was anything specific you would like me to prepare for dinner. I was already going to bake some pies for when I go home as well. Maybe there's something missing that you need. Let me know. The traffic is crazy out there but I might suck it up and go out to the store a bit later.

Ernie: I'm so happy to be staying here at the Dorms for Thanksgiving.
Bert: Me too!
Big Bird: Hey, we still need to get our surprise ready!
Telly: Surprise?
Bert: Don't you remember, Telly? The Thanksgiving song!
Telly: Oh that's right!
Ernie: Come on, let's go round up the others.
Big Bird: I think Prairie and Rosita are downstairs cooking. I'll go get them.
Bert: Same with The Count.
Ernie: We'll be back later, Bryan!
Bry: (waves while still on the phone with Ed)

[BEAR]

Uh no Prairie. Translated, they're "coconut kisses". They're sort of like cookies made of toasted sweetened shreeded coconut.
"C-O-C-O" means coconut in Spanish. You're probably thinking of "C-O-C-O-A" which is chocolate.
Hope you like them, will have some tembleque my mom made and sent as well.

Hmmm...are those anything like macaroons? I love those!

[Katzi428]

Uh no Prairie. Translated, they're "coconut kisses". They're sort of like cookies made of toasted sweetened shreeded coconut.
"C-O-C-O" means coconut in Spanish. You're probably thinking of "C-O-C-O-A" which is chocolate.
Hope you like them, will have some tembleque my mom made and sent as well.
Prairie:Oopsie!Sorry for getting the name wrong, Ed. But they sure are yummy. Thanks for thinking of us.What's tembleque? On second thought,Big Bird just came to the door looking for us.You can tell me later.

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hmm...Prairie, how are we gonna get your piano upstairs?
Ernie: It's no problem, Big Bird. We'll just barrow Bryan's keyboard.
Telly: I'll go get it!
Ernie: Great! Thanks, Telly. And we'll all meet in the second floor common room.

[The Count]

No Bry... *On phone. All I rully needed were some chestnuts for my family's signature stuffing, but it looks like we won't get those this year. Just bring your appetites, and a pie or two for eating of course. Oh, and no. Besitos de coco aren't macaroons, they're sort of like clumps of toasted sweetened shreeded coconut with a dusting of sugar on top of a cookie-like base.
OK, see you at dinner tomorrow.
*Finishes conversation and hangs up.

Count, going upstairs, talking to Prairie: Vell, from vhat he told me... It's a sort of jiggly coconut creme topped with just a pinch of cinnamon.
Ah ha, a musical rendition? Ve can always use the spare piano set up here in the second floor's common room.
*Knocks on Lisa's door to thank her for the story.
Thank you for the chapter Lisa, it helped brighten our day.
UD: Or darken it, from your point of voo.

[BEAR]

Ernie: Good idea, Count! I didn't even know there was a piano in there. I've never seen it before.
Telly: (Carrying the big keyboard trying to catch his breath) Okay, I've got the keyboard! Where should I put it?
Ernie: No where.
Telly: No where?
Ernie: Thanks, Telly, but we don't need it anymore.
Telly: You don't?
Ernie: Nope. Turns out there was a piano here in the common room all along. Nice, huh?
Telly: Yeah...nice...
Ernie: You can just take that keyboard back to the room, if you don't mind.
Telly: Not...at ...all...(lugs the heavy instrument back down the hall)
Ernie: Thanks, Telly! And if you see Betty Lou, let her know we're in here!

[The Count]

Count: Yes... There's a piano here in the second floor common room for Rowlf to play whenever he feels the need to play his prefered instrument. Or any of us needs some adwice or visdom from Rowlf. That's kind of the problem with the newest fanfic Lisa's writing starring her canine companion.

And I believe Betty Lou might get here a smidge later, so maybe ve should start practicing vithout her. Ve can bring her up to speed so to spook vhen she gets here.

[BEAR]

Bert: Everyone sounds so great!
Ernie: Yeah, and we have just the perfect number of singers so that each of us gets our own line.
Big Bird: Prairie, you're such a good piano player! I wish I knew how to do that.
Ernie: Well, it looks like we're all set for tomorrow. Prairie, why don't you hold onto that music so you can practice playing it in your room tonight, if you want. Thanks, everyone, and goodnight!

[The Count]

Meanwhile... Downstairs in the common room kitchen, final touches are started on all of the side dishes for the meal.
OK, the turkey needs to be cooked, that can wait until I've finished the rest of the sides. Let's see... Sweet potatoes need to be baked... Pumpkin soup with a small serving of cream and a dash of nutmeg... The stuffing, won't have the chestnuts, but it'll be just as yummy with all of the giblets and bread and almonds and onions and celery. Green beans, those can be cooked on the stove.
Uncle Deadly, please go and set the table upstairs. Count, you go and get the mashed potatoes washed and peeled and mashed.
Count: Mmm... 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4...
UD: Mind if I work on the pumpkin pies?
Not at all my fiend, and if you could get the cranberry sauce as well...
UD: Think nothing of it, all will be taken care of.

Good, we have enough time to finish getting the meal ready and to watch your appearance at the parade later this morning Count.
Count: Vonderful, I only hope the rest of my friends from Sesame Street and here in the dorms watch it as vell.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Happy Thanksgiving

ZOE: Happy Thanksgiving Peter!!!!

BABY BEAR: Happy Thanksgiving

LITTLE BEAR: Happy Thanksgiving

PETER: We are watching the Parade

ZOE: Wow!!!

[The Count]

Downstairs, watching the TV and the parade while sampling the dishes to make sure everything's perfect.

Oooooooh! That was great! Did you guys watch it? The Sesame Street gang was just on a few minutes ago! Great song, "Just Another Sunny Day", never heard that one before.
Big B and Zoe took the first verse, then Elmo and Abby showed up singing the next few lines. Even Oscar popped up out of his can.
It rully made me feel happy, bringing a fond smile to my face.

Now go and wash up, we'll be having Thanksgiving lunch in a couple of hours guys.

[Katzi428]

Happy Thanksgiving!That parade was wonderful!:)
Prairie:Yep...it was.
Rosita:I've always loved parades.
I usually get excited for the Thanksgiving one. I didn't see Kermie's balloon this year though.Then again I might have missed it since I got up a bit late.I saw the Garfield balloon though.
(OOC: My sister was watching the parade too,and she didn't know Gordon/ Roscoe Orman was still alive.)

[BEAR]

Bry: Hope the guys are having fun in the parade this morning. Getting ready to watch them on the TV here. Wonder when they come on.

[The Count]

Hey guys... Thanks for being here and having Thanksgiving lunch with us. Rully makes this place feel like the home away from home that I always love to come back to.

Kathy, there was a thread discussing the unfortunateness that Kermit's balloon wouldn't be in this year's parade. You can find it in the Muppet Headlines section.
Gonna take a power nap... Might've overdone it a scoosh.
*Opens and promptly closes door to Room #1, after turning on the ICE unit and falling asleep in my own bed.

[daughterdeadly]

Ally: *Watching the parade (with just a "tiny" bit of snacks!)* I can't believe it's Thanksgiving already! This year is going so fast, I can't keep up with it!

Emmet: Yeah, it sure is. *Passes Ally the a bowl of popcorn he's been eating abit of* I've never actually sat and watched the parade before. And I like it!

Ally: *Takes a look at the snack bowl* Nah, I shouldn't have any. I mean we'll be stuffing ourselves soon enough, right? But about the parade, yeah, same here. This is my first year sitting and watching it too.

Emmet: Wow, we're a lot alike ain't we? Heh, Happy Thanksgiving, Ally!

Ally: *Grins* And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, too Emmet!

[The Count]

Hey guys... If you want some leftovers, it's all been put away in the fridge. But please stay tuned, the gang from Sesame Street will be here soon to perform a Thanksgiving song.

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth and Wanda arrive back to the dorms early*
Wanda: That sure was a good meal at your husband's grandparents house
Beth: Yes it was. I'm stuffed
Wanda: So, when do you think the other two will be back?
Beth: Well, we said we weren't coming back until tomorrow, so my guess is not until then
Wanda: Well, should we see who else is around? Maybe someone would want to watch a movie in the common room
Beth: Well it sounds like the SS gang is performing soon, but maybe after that
Wanda: Sounds good.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: That was a good feed we had at my family's place.
Storyteller: Same here; my aunt Geri's radish casserole was to die for.
MN: I'll bet. Anything notable happen? Any fights over who got the last piece of Nirvana tree bark pie?
Storyteller: At least two.
MN: My mother had a rule in place for dinner: anyone who started talking about medicine, religion or politics had to do the dishes.
Storyteller: Oooh...let me guess, that's kind of a problem where you come from.
MN: Oh, good grief, just get my father or brother started on any of those...but I digress. Nora's still in New Hampshire, I'm going to be in New York all day tomorrow, and you're going to be down in the Rock...
Storyteller: And we've still got a party to plan.
MN: I say we go with the usual routine of cake, edibles and punch and invite the whole gang from the dorms in. Keep it simple, you know?
Storyteller: Oh, nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
MN: Yeah, tell me about it. But anyway, I got her the framed montage of James Bond posters...
Storyteller: And I got her a bottle of that really nice hand cream they make down near the Squeaky caverns...
MN: Red and Wanda lent me the recipe for cookies and cream cake...shhh, Beth could be listening...
Storyteller: We're shooting for a nighttime party, 8 pm or so, since that's when everyone will be here. And sometime in the morning or afternoon of the 25th we'll make the hors d'oeuvres.

[The Count]

Well... Guess the party preparations are planning and plotting over in Room #7. If you need any help, just LMK. You might want to talk to Red when she gets back before you leave... She has the key to the pool area behind the main dormhouse building.
*Looks at all the SS residents at the dorms, asleep on or near the couch in the second floor common room. Awg... They're so cute when they're sleeping. They can put on their Thanksgiving song tomorrow.


Lot of activity today. Been alerting campus/town security of all the shady characters, almost ten new ones. It's a bit upsetting.
There's also been an outbreak of spam... Hope the local street crew can clean that up.
There's also some guy who's taken the thread discussing the parade today and gone waaaay overboard past the bounds of MC decency.

Never a dull day around here I suppose. Sure would be nice if some of my MC/Dorm friends came back from their vacations or "lives" though.
UD: Still awake my old fiend?
Yes Uncle Deadly... Have some more of that midnight oil to burn. But T*K*O and No Day marathons are on the agenda for tomorrow.
UD: Good, I await the shows with baited breath.

The MC Dorms were brought to you by the letter T and by the number 10.

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Hi Ed & Count.Sorry we didn't put the Thanksgiving pageant on. All of us were really too stuffed to do anything.Possibly tomorrow,OK?
(OOC: Ed...I couldn't think of a decent type of pageant for them to put on. Sorry.I'll rack my brain & try to think of something.)

[The Count]

*OOC: No worries Kath, Bryan sent me the song they'll perform via PM. Could forward it to you if you want.

That's OK Prairie... Just glad you were here with us to have Thanksgiving lunch. You know, one of the things I miss at this time is the MST3K marathons that'd go well into the next day non-stop. But I have my memories and new MC sitcoms for the morrow.
If you girls want some of the desserts, with milk naturally, they're in the fridge. Good night everybodddeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Katzi428]

*OOC: No worries Kath, Bryan sent me the song they'll perform via PM. Could forward it to you if you want.

That's OK Prairie... Just glad you were here with us to have Thanksgiving lunch. You know, one of the things I miss at this time is the MST3K marathons that'd go well into the next day non-stop. But I have my memories and new MC sitcoms for the morrow.
If you girls want some of the desserts, with milk naturally, they're in the fridge. Good night everybodddeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Prairie:No extra dessert for me tonight Ed, I'm burp(excuse me:o )full
Yeah Ed...if you remember tomorrow you can PM me the song.I'm full too & am going to bed.Goodnight!:)

[The Count]

No problem Kathy... *Opens the door to Room #1 so Fatatatita can scurry inside after a full night of playing with Gaffer.
Mmm... It's beginning to look like...
*Door to Room #1 closes slowly and quietly so not to wake anybody else.

[Erine81981]

*calling* Hey there Ed Count. How's things at the dorms? Did you have a good thanksgiving? I sure did. Herry enjoyed every bit of my mom's cooking.

Herry: Every bit Ed.

So I was just wanting to let everyone know that well be back later but that me and Herry are helping my Mom put up christmas and everything.

Herry: It will be fun. Can't wait to help.

Me too Herry. But ya! Thanks and hoped everyone there had a wonderful thanksgiving. See you later. *hangs up* So how was the parade?

Herry: It was ok.

Sorry I didn't get to see ya'lls float and all. Wished I could have but the TV was messed up.

Herry: Thats fine.

How about some Captin' Chruch?

Herry: Sounds good to me.

[The Count]

Well, that sure was nice hearing from Kyle earlier this morning. Glad he and Herry are doing fine at his parents' home. See you guys later.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: That was some Thanksgiving last night, huh guys?
Boober: I'll never understand why you Silly Creatures like to eat that much. All you wind up getting later is indigestion or heartburn, or if you're really unlucky, food poisoning.
Betty Lou: *feeding her turtle* Nice to see you're so positive about the holidays, Boober.
Gillis: So, any plans for today?
Kim: Well I don't know what we'll do with the rest of the morning, but how would you guys like to come with my folks and I to pick out our Christmas tree this afternoon? We're also going for pizza later.
Boober: You're getting your Christmas tree already? But its not even December!
Kim: *sighs* I know, but my Dad's going back to Singapore on Saturday--
Roomies: Again?!?
Kim: ...Yes, again. So its the only time we've got for all four of us to go pick out a tree as a family.
Tosh: Are you going to put it up today, too?
Kim: Don't worry, Tosh. We're not going to jump the gun THAT much. We'll wait until Dad gets home from Finland before we put the tree up. That also gives Mom and I time to clean out the living room too; its still got kitchen stuff in it.
Betty Lou: Finland? I thought your dad was going to Singapore.
Kim: He is. He's spending two weeks there, and then he's spending a week in Finland before coming back home. Don't ask me why; I don't schedule these trips. So, you guys want to come with to get the tree or not?
Betty Lou: I do!
Tosh: Count me and Beast in!
Beast: *nodding* Yeah yeah yeah!
Gillis: Sounds like it'll be a fun time.
Boober: ...yeah, why not?
Kim: Great; I'll let my parents know.

-Kim

[The Count]

And now... Ladies and gentlemen, dorm residents of all ages... The Sesame Street gang has a song they'd like to perform for you.
*Prairie Dawn takes her place at the piano set up in the second floor's common room, playing the first few notes that sound so familiar to all of us here.

Prairie: OK guys... Take your places for the song. Ready? Here we go then.

Big Bird: The Pilgrims gave thanks on that first Thanksgiving Day
Bert: For bountiful harvest along the way.
Rosita: The Indians were invited to share in their meal,
Betty Lou: But first they all knelt down to pray.
Telly: With wild turkey, pumpkin pie, fresh bread and Indian corn
Count: For such a feast, they started cooking at the break of morn.
Ernie: And that was the beginning here in the U.S.A
All: Of turkey on Thanksgiving Day!
Prairie: We hope you liked our pageant today...
All, with Prairie leading: And thanks be to you on this Thanksgiving day!

[RedDragon]

Nyz: <stares out window>

Mokey: What are you doing?

Nyz: Thinking...

Mokey: About?

Nyz: Many things...and nothing at all...

Mokey: Ooook...

Nyz: A word of advice...

Mokey: Yes?

Nyz: Just slink away...

Mokey: Good idea <slinks away>

[Katzi428]

Prairie entering the room:Ohhhhh boy am I full!clutching her stomachI love my mom's cooking...honest,I do,Kath.But my mom REALLY went overboard with the turkey,ham and everything else. Kath....point me the way to the Alka Seltzer please?
Right in the bathroom cabinet Prairie,where I left it last night.*sigh* Poor thing.
Rosita: They should put a DO NOT OVEREAT label on Thanksgiving and the day after that.
I agree. The thing is everything seems so good that you just can't help overeating.
Rosita:Yeah....that's very true.
Prairie coming out of her room:What's very true?
About putting a DO NOT OVEREAT label on Thanksgiving and the day after that.The thing is everything is so tasty that we can't help it.
Prairie:Oh boy ,am I in agreement!:p
On a different subject,I loved the pageant this morning!
Prairie:Thanks. Bryan deserves the credit though.He helped us a whole bunch!:)
It was fantastic! I'll let him know tomorrow.

[BEAR]

Bert: What a great Thanksgiving.
Ernie: Yeah, and you know what the best part about Thanksgiving dinner is?
Bert: What's that, Ernie?
Ernie: A week's worth of left-overs. Such great food!
Bry: By the way, I really enjoyed your performance in the parade yesterday.
Big Bird: Thanks! I had to move out of my nest and under the doorway because it started to rain.
Bry: I saw that! Were you okay?
Big Bird: Oh, I was fine. Good thing I brought my raincoat on so my feathers didn't get wet!
Ernie: It was fun, but I'm sorry that Telly didn't join us this year.
Telly: Yeah, I know. I just wasn't feeling well.
Bry: But we had fun watching on TV here. Right, Telly? (rubbing his back)
Telly: Yeah!
Bry: Besides, the Count also stayed back to help Ed cook.
Ernie: Yesterday was fun.
Bry: And how about your Thanksgiving song today? You were all great!
Bert: I did enjoy my costume this time.
Big Bird: It's good to spend time with good friends.

[The Count]

*Leaves little baggies of choc. chip cookies and besitos de coco on every room's doorknobs.
Kyle said he'd make sure Cookie doesn't snatch all the others, glad to have his help.
*Hangs one last baggy from the peg beneath Oscar's lid, where his "Don't Bother Me" sign usually hangs for all to read and obey.

[redBoobergurl]

*Red, Wanda and Abby burst into the room with a tray full of breakfast goodies*
All three: Happy birthday Beth!
Beth: Oh my! What is this?
Abby: We made you breakfast!
Wanda: Pancakes and bacon with orange juice
Red: And your favorite Mint Mocha!
Beth: Wow! Thanks guys!
Red: The fun does not end here, there will be more surprises to come later today
Beth: Well thanks guys! This is wonderful!

[The Count]

UD: Hello boys and ghouls... Uncle Deadly here on behalf of Ed and The Count... We just want to alert you to convey some happy birthday wishes to Nora Brandon, a lively young Muppet lass, of a positively bootiful blueish pallor and streaming blued tresses. Also, Miss Beth celebrates a gilded birthday on this date. The usual party and frivolity will be held later tonight out back in the dorms' pool house. So bring your appetites and be prepared to have a festive time... It may be your last.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: Oh no! Both Nora and Beth have a birthday today, and we didn't get them anything!
Kim: At ease, Boober. We'll go shopping this afternoon; I've got to get a gift for the library's Christmas party so we'll pick up something for Nora and Beth too.
Gillis: Who did you get for your workplace's Christmas drawing?
Kim: My boss.
Tosh: Whoa. You're gonna have to be extra careful with that one.
Kim: I'm thinking of getting her a tea cozy or something like that. And there was that nice pin I saw at Sinissippi yesterday.
Gillis: Tea does seem to be the popular beverage at your library, doesn't it?
Kim: Yeah, it does. But give me a good ol' Dr. Pepper any day.

-Kim

[The Count]

UD, slinking away after leaving a fanfic reading list with Bryan's roomies and arranging the books back in place so he can find them easier when he wishes to peruse their pages: Actually... Nora's birthday was yesterday. Erin, who'll be graciously catering the event tonight, talked to Red and they agreed on a double birthday party for their friends.
Now I bid you a scare the well.

[BEAR]

Bert: (to UD after recieving the reading list) Thanks, Uncle Deadly. I have the list of stories for us to read!
Bry: Great.
Big Bird: What's wrong, Bryan?
Bry: Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to miss another birthday celebration, and it's Beth's too which makes me especially sad. I've already kinda made plans today to go with my family to the apple farm for an event. You guys go along though and give her my regards. I'll figure out something to do for her tomorrow.

[The Count]

UD: You're fright welcome Bert. Oh, and I think Mayor Chapman's looking for the CD with the songs from your or rather Oscar's version of A Christmas Caroll. You might want to talk to him later when you get the chance.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: I'm back, is anyone else here?
Storyteller: I'm here, Nora's still not back.
MN: I heard traffic was kind of nutsy today, so she might be a tad delayed.
Storyteller: How was New York?
MN: Crowded, but civilized and genial, as usual. On Black Friday, New York is a lot saner than any given shopping center in the suburbs.
Storyteller: I'll never understand it. It's supposed to be all about peace on earth and goodwill toward silly creatures, and you've got them up early and mauling each other over silly things.
MN: You and me both. I'll be amazed if the crime rate didn't go up ten points on that day. Now then...I prepared the punch, it's cooling in the fridge...I've got to get going on the cake and some quick breads and things.
Storyteller: I've got a few radish and rockweed quiches; those will go quickly.
MN: Good, good. And we brought home some really good cheeses to make a cheese tray from, and we've got lots of fruits and vegetables for fruit and vegetable trays. Got to have something healthy, don't you know.
Storyteller: I hear Beth likes mint mocha; think we can make some of that?
MN: Oh, of course...and I'll have to talk to Red about opening up the pool area...Red, my friend, keeper of the recreational dunking spot, would you unlock it later on tonight?

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Yep, no worries MN, I've got the pool all taken care of! This party will be great!

[The Count]

*Arriving back at the dorms... Sure glad I was able to get all of them for Nora, hope she likes them as much as I have.
Count: And vhat about Beth?
Oh, I got her a nice present... Something along the lines of what I think she'd like.

You have our batty plastered packing paper?
UD: It's fright over here.
Ah good... You guys take care of this, I'll be back in a moment as I need to consult the Beth-day girl about something.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(setting up in pool area)

MN: Fruit and veg trays, check. Cheese and bread trays, check. Two goodly-sized cookies and cream cakes, check. Punch, check. Gelato and ice cream of assorted flavors, check. Extra-large version of Twister, check. One pin-the-tail on-the-World's Oldest Fraggle game(Storyteller's idea, don't ya know), check. One empty bottle for playing Spin the Bottle - what? Hey, who put that on here?!
Storyteller: Oh, don't be such a goose. It'll add a new level of absurdity. And I'll bet Sara would love it if Richard or Scooter...
MN: I don't care, I specifically said no kissing games. Those could get awfully risky and there's probably some dorm rule against them anyways. Now then...James Bond poster for Nora, check.
Storyteller: Squeaky Caverns hand cream for Nora, check.
MN: One bright red sweater for Beth, check.
Storyteller: One songbook of Fraggle ballads for Beth, check. (pause) Shhh...I hear someone coming!
(Nora walks in)
MN: Hide the presents! (presents quickly stashed beneath the table) Well, it's about time you showed yourself, little miss blue birthday girl.
Nora: Traffic was murder. So much that the police are trying to figure out how to book that one stretch of interstate through Massachusetts and Connecticut.
Storyteller: Oooh, good one. But how was the family? Did your brother behave himself?
Nora: Well, he tried to be all snooty at first, but...(starts to giggle)
MN: Come on, out with it!
Nora: Cait and Stuart rigged up some kind of paint bomb in his textbooks!
MN: Clearly, Don and Dave have been giving them lessons. And then?
Nora: Okay, he knew that he had to lighten up after that, if he valued his life. (looks around) Wow, this is some huge party.
Storyteller: Well, as you know, it's Beth's birthday as well, so it's going to be a double celebration. It'll start as soon as people start to wander in.

[The Count]

Hullo... Are we people wandering in considered as people wandering in?
UD: Tsk, tsk... Such fools these mortals be.

Hey Erin... *In hushed tones: Where do we put the gifts?
We got Beth a lovely music box with a little fairy statuette gracing the outer lid...
And we also got Nora a complete collection of a mystery series I've enjoyed greatly, Sue Graffton's Alphabet Murder Mysteries starring Private Eye Kimsy Milholne. Only eightteen books so far, got up to R myself, there might be one more released since last year though.

Count: And ve also brought some baked goodies made fresh earlier today for all to share.
*Sets tray of pastries at the table, conspicuous by it's addition are a stack of orange citrus chocolate doughnuts.

[Erine81981]

We're back. Glad to be back at the dorms.

Grover: Oooo my mommy makes the best turkey and ham.

Herry: You should of tasted Kyle's mom mashed potatos and yams. Oooo were they good!

Cookie M: Me mom made the best cookie stuffing. Oooo Me even brought some with me.

Maurice: Thanks again for letting me come with you Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: Me thank you for coming. Me mom glad to have other monsters over.

Glad to see everyone had a great thanksgiving.

Herry: Hey are we still going to help your mom with the rest of the christmas decorations?

I'll call her up and see later on. I think we need to start getting our's out. Oh and by the way. Ed and The Count made us cookies. There gooooood! *eats another one*

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Wow, what a beautiful music box from Ed and The Count
Abby: It's got a fairy like me!
Red: So are you enjoying the party?
Beth: Yes, it's been so much fun!
Wanda: We're so glad!

[Erine81981]

*goes down where the party is* Hey there guys. Glad to be here for the party. Who's it for again?

Grover: *dressed in a stocking hat and scarf* Cute party Ed.

Herry: *dessed in top hat and cane* Ya! You did a great job in decorating.

Cookie Monster and Maurice were so tired they siad when they got back so they fell right asleep. But enjoying it all.

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Okay guys, do we have everything?
Betty Lou: I've got Beth's gift - a ceramic mug, a box of assorted flavors of hot chocolate and a bag of those little marshmallows.
Tosh: And I have Nora's - both volumes of The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes.
Gillis: Let's hurry; I don't want to miss singing 'Happy Birthday'.
Kim: I know you don't, so let's get going.
Boober: You okay? You seem a bit down.
Kim: Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit bummed I can't get together with a friend of mine tomorrow. But I'm not going to let that rain on Nora and Beth's party.
Boober: Rain? When did you here about this? Oh, we'd better go back inside for an umbrella...
Kim: The weather's fine, Boober; it's not going to rain. Put the paranoia on simmer.

-Kim

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: ...Lisa?
Lisa: Mm?
Rowlf: What's got you up at this hour?
Lisa: <sigh> Headache, general insomnia...
Rowlf: Mm. Not what I would've expected.
Lisa: Whaddaya mean?
Rowlf: Well, I could think of any number of things that might keep you awake.
Lisa: ...For example?
Rowlf: Well for starters, the fact that you've missed just about every single birthday party in the past... however long, including the one today. ...Yesterday, actually.
Lisa: I always miss birthdays. Runs in the family. Next issue.
Rowlf: Say Cheese.
Lisa: <smiles> Cheese!
Rowlf: <headslap> I meant the story.
Lisa: I know. What about it?
Rowlf: What happened to "closing the gap" between you and Ryan?
Lisa: Hey, it's not my fault it got stuck. Who's Ryan?
Rowlf: That joke's getting old.
Lisa: Are you kidding? Compared to my cents and Insane A. Sylum, that one's an infant.
Rowlf: Well, it's an old infant. Where'd you leave off with Cheese?
Lisa: <points in notebook> Right here. Serves me right for bragging about that description.
Rowlf: Oh, yeah. It's a nice description, though.
Lisa: Thanks. Got any other reasons that I can't sleep?
Rowlf: Additional roomies.
Lisa: Oh, yeah... <looks around> Well, they're not TOO much trouble.
Rowlf: The other reason had to do with ushy-gushy...
Lisa: Oy.
Rowlf: You really oughta start taking those pills.
Lisa: Can't. You know they react with my other medicine.
Rowlf: And what a pity that is.
Lisa: Besides, I like my ushy-gushy self.
Rowlf: Suit yourself. I'm goin' back to bed.
Lisa: Lucky. Sleep well.
Rowlf: Yeah, you too.
Lisa: Heh. Eventually...

[The Count]

Thanks Kyle... But truth be told, Erin and Storyteller Fraggle, along with Beth's roomies were the ones who got everything for this party ready. Now, if you'll hexcuse me...

*Slips off to go find Lisa and see if she needs some help or just someone to talk to. Hmmm, could use a bit of talking to clear up some ideas myself.

*Knocks on Room #24's door to see if she's there. Lisa?

[The Count]

Enjoying yourself Uncle Deadly?
UD: Very muchly...
Feels great now that I finally got plugged into MC Radio. Oh man, it's great to have such a wealth of Muppety music playing through our spookers.
Count: And just think of how many Christmas songs ve'll be able to listen to around the time of the holidays!
Not to mention that I'll probably be finished with my exams and everything and will actually have a chance to truly enjoy it all, plus the DVD's and all the warm fuzzy memories. This looks to be the best Christmas season ever!

[The Count]

*Smile... Sure is nice to have Muppety music coming from our MC Radio feed. Wonder if Kathy's listening... She's probably got a lively crowd at her room now that Fran's Fragrant Flowers closed for the day. You know, I might tackle some sort of fanfic this Christmas season touring through how Hensonville's landmarks came to be. Dunno, just some stuff to keep me busy during my holiday break.

Heh... New favorite... Kyle's monster buddies singing "Blue Christmas".
It sure is beginning to look like the holidays'll be here soon.

[Katzi428]

*Smile... Sure is nice to have Muppety music coming from our MC Radio feed. Wonder if Kathy's listening... She's probably got a lively crowd at her room now that Fran's Fragrant Flowers closed for the day. You know, I might tackle some sort of fanfic this Christmas season touring through how Hensonville's landmarks came to be. Dunno, just some stuff to keep me busy during my holiday break.

Heh... New favorite... Kyle's monster buddies singing "Blue Christmas".
It sure is beginning to look like the holidays'll be here soon.
I was listening to it before & heard Prairie's Christmas Pageant from "Merry Christmas From Sesame Street"
Prairie:I remember putting that on.Bert was a good sport to play the tree.:)

[The Count]

Yep... Heard that one too. Seems like the rotation plays three regular songs and then a Christmas song after that trio.
Heh, she even gave Bert a small kiss for being a good sport... You little flirt Miss Dawn you.
Well, good night everyone, hope you have great dreams and sleep tight tonight.
Count: Ah, how that lullaby of mine sets me to thinking of the ghould old days.
UD: And who would've thought such a bootiful song would warm even the cockles of my empty heart.
*Goes back to listening to some more music for a while.

[Katzi428]

Yep... Heard that one too. Seems like the rotation plays three regular songs and then a Christmas song after that trio.
Heh, she even gave Bert a small kiss for being a good sport... You little flirt Miss Dawn you.
.
Yeah...they do a rotation. I like it.
Prairie giggle: I'm not really a flirt.Bert was kind enough to be the tree so he deserved a little kiss.He's a good friend.

[The Count]

Yep... Good times. Just heard Puerto Rico's own with a Christmas contribution, the one song José Feliciano is and has been and always will be known for and identified with.

Also just heard Danny Boy for the first time, was laughing at the boys trying to do their best rendition of that tearjerker. But I guess they didn't have the luck of the Irish smiling down upon them.

[Katzi428]

Yep... Good times. Just heard Puerto Rico's own with a Christmas contribution, the one song José Feliciano is and has been and always will be known for and identified with.
DARN! Missed it!

Also just heard Danny Boy for the first time, was laughing at the boys trying to do their best rendition of that tearjerker. But I guess they didn't have the luck of the Irish smiling down upon them.
LOL!I've heard the Swedish Chef,Beaker & Animal do it before,and yeah...it is pretty funny!
There's a clip of them on youtube doing the song and they're wearing the green hats to go with it. There's about 15 seconds of the clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yZ9UtQNXYk

[The Count]

Thanks for the clip Kath... Maybe when I get the courage to go after youtube like I just did today with MC Radio... But thanks anyway, and I hope you and your roomies like the double chocolate you-know-whats left on your room's doorknob.

The dorms were brought to you by the letter R for radio and rock 'n' roll, and by the number 14.

[Katzi428]

Thanks for the clip Kath... Maybe when I get the courage to go after youtube like I just did today with MC Radio... But thanks anyway, and I hope you and your roomies like the double chocolate you-know-whats left on your room's doorknob.

The dorms were brought to you by the letter R for radio and rock 'n' roll, and by the number 14.
Mmmm...!Yes...they were delicious!
Goodnight dormies from the girls in Room 6.

[Erine81981]

Anyone want some more cookies?

Grover: My cute little belly could not hold any more. *holds up hand meaning enough*

Cookie M: Me thought me could handle more but no way! URP! Excuse me.

Herry: No thanks. I'm full......to the neak.

Maurice: Thanks anyway Kyle.

Good. I'm going to throw the rest of them away.

Oscar: *pops up in the trashcan* Hey! Did I hear you throwing away something?

Yep. Some cookies that have been setting out for days. There no good anymore.

Oscar: Why not give them to me?

Here then! *hands dish of cookies to Oscar*

Oscar: But I don't want them.

Then why did you say "why not give them to you" then?

Oscar: Becuase I was trying to be......ni.....ni....nic......

Nice!

Oscar: Yes. *shivers*

Then don't be! *throws them at Oscar*

Oscar: I love it when he gets upset. Heh heh heh heh heh....*leaves*

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, guys! I'm back!
Telly: (running up to hug me) Bryan! We missed you!
Bry: I've only been gone for a day, but thanks, Telly. I missed you all too.
Big Bird: Did you have a good time at the apple farm?
Bry: I sure did! There was a whole big festival there with carriage rides and candle making and BBQ and dancing. I'd never square danced before.
Telly: Me neither! Is it anything like triangle dancing?
Bry: Maybe. What's triangle dancing like?
Telly: I dunno. Never learned.
Ernie: You missed a fun party.
Bry: I'm sure I did, but I brough Beth back something. It's a basket with a couple jars of apple butter, waissel mix, cranberry scones, creamy apple blossom honey, cinnimon sticks, chestnuts, and a big jug of fresh apple cider straight from the mill!
Bert: Yummy!
Big Bird: Sounds delicious!
Bry: It is, and I even brought back some extra for us!
Ernie: Yay!
Telly: Woopie!
Bry: I'm just going to take this stuff down to Beth's room.
Bert: Oh, on your way could you take this to Nora? It was her birthday too.
Bry: Sure. What is it?
Bert: It's a very nice pen set and journal.
Ernie: We thought she'd like it for all that writing and interviewing she does.
Bry: Okay! Be right back!

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth goes around with fresh batches of chocolate chip cookies and thank you cards and leaves them at the rooms of Bryan, Ed, Erin, Kim, and Kyle thanking them and their roomies for coming to the party and for the wonderful birthday presents*
Beth: Hope everyone gets these cookies before a certain monster wakes up.

[The Count]

*The door to Room #1 opens up slightly, as a four-fingered violetish hand sneaks outside snatching the batch of cookies and "Thank You" card left there. The hand retreats back inside before the door closes silently.

[BEAR]

Ernie: (opens up door and looks down) Oooh cookies!
Bert: Quick! Bring them inside before the Cookie Monster does.
Ernie: Right! (picks up box and goes inside shutting the door)

[Erine81981]

Grover: Glad I got those cookies before you did.

Cookie M: What? You not trust the Cookie Monster?

Grover: Not even with my own cute little heart. But she left enough for everyone.

Cookie M: Thank you Grover.

Grover: Why not thank Beth. She left them.

Cookie M: Me do that! *runs out the door to thanks Beth, knocks on Beth's door* Me thank you. Thanks for cookies. *kisses her hand and runs off* Bye! *back in the room*

Grover: So how was she?

Cookie M: She said your welcome. Me love her.

Grover: Uh oh. Cookie's in love again. Oh boy. *slaps forehead*

[The Count]

*Arriving back home... Mmm, a bit of rain showers on the way home. That's OK.
Count: Uncle Deadly left earlier this mourning, thanking us for letting him stay again.
Glad we could ghost him this past week.
Count: Beth left us some cookies thanking us for her birthday present.
Oh good... *Leaves room, knocks on Room #3's door, and thanks Beth in person.
So we gonna work on some projects tonight Count?
Count: If you vant too... Story and batty beauties?
Those are the ones on the agenda.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: *wiping slurpy Cookie Monster kiss off of face while closing the door*:Well, I think my cookies were a hit
Red: Especially with Cookie Monster
Beth: That's ok, he's always been my favorite monster.
Abby: I like him too, I like all my Sesame Street friends
Wanda: So, are we going to decorate for Christmas now?
Beth: Yep! I thought maybe you guys would like to go help me pick out a tree tonight?
Red: We're getting a real live tree?
Beth: Yes we are, I'm in such a Christmas spirit this year I want to do it right
Abby: Oh boy!
Wanda: How exciting!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Once again, you guys, thanks for the party; I needed a good time after dealing with my assorted relatives.
MN: No problem.
Nora: You okay? You look like you're running a fever.
MN: I am, but it's more of a stress-and-angst fever as opposed to a cold or flu fever. The profs are piling on the last assignments with a shovel these days.
Storyteller: Ooof. Well, cheer up, it'll all be over soon.
MN: True, but not soon enough. Oh, well.
Nora: Isn't World AIDS Day coming up?
MN: Yeah it is. We'll have to do something that day.
Storyteller: Display the quilt, or have a moment of silence?
MN: Maybe, but we'll have to do something fun as well.

[BEAR]

Bry: (overhearing Beth) Hmm...glad to see I'm not the only one in the spirit this year!
Telly: Are we gonna get a tree too?
Bry: Yeah, but not tonight. Probably later in the week. However...If you'd like, we can start getting the Christmas stuff out of storage for decorating.
Telly: Sounds good to me!

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: All that Turkey

PETER: I had a lot

LITTLE BIRD: (burping): Wow, some thanksgiving

BABY BEAR: What are you doing, Peter?

PETER: I got some Washington and San Francisco TV Schedules yesterday at the Boston Public Library

ZOE: Wow!!!

LITTLE BIRD: That is Awesome

PETER: Did you know that Washington, DC is where Jim Henson got his start

BABY BEAR: I didn't know?

PETER: Well he started on Channel 4 WRC-TV on Sam and Friends, it's the precursor to Sesame Street to Muppet Show

ZOE: Nice

LITTLE BIRD: Wow!!!

[The Count]

And now to relax for our Monday TV routine... With a bit of Muppet music in the background.

Mmm... what's the name of that song?

[The Count]

*Wakes up to find my inbox full with thread notifications... Knock if you guys need me, I'll be in here for a while sorting through everything.

[redBoobergurl]

Abby: Look at how pretty the tree is all lit up!
Beth: It really turned out nice. Thanks for your help guys
Red: Doesn't the room smell wonderful!
Wanda: Fresh pine will do that!
Beth: Well should stay here and admire our work or do you girls want breakfast?
*everyone exchanges looks*
All 3: Breakfast!

[theprawncracker]

Me: *sulks back into room* Ugh...I hate being sick.
Gonzo: Ryan! You're back! Welcome home! Whadja bring me?
Me: *rolls eyes* Not now Gonzo...I feel awful.
Gonzo: Oh! Well worry not my friend! C'mon, let's go do some commentary, that'll make you feel better!
Me: I don't know Gonzo...
Gonzo: Sure! C'mon! Let's go! *drags me out of the room*
Me: I guess I'm going to do commentary then!

[Katzi428]

Good news...Ryan's back!
Prairie:Yay!!
Rosita:Great!I want to go ask him how his trip to Disney was.she starts to head out the door
Hold on ,Rosta...he's sick.
Rosita:Oh no!Pobrecito Ryan! You think some chicken soup would help him?
Well...I'm going to bring some up to him.
Prairie:Kath...wait a minute...putting a small flower on the trayThere!Tell him we hope he feels better.
Will do.

[The Count]

Better tell him it's Get Well Soup instead Kath. You don't want a pecking attack from one of Ry's roomies.

[Katzi428]

Better tell him it's Get Well Soup instead Kath. You don't want a pecking attack from one of Ry's roomies.
OOPS!!:o You're right Ed!
Hey Ry? I have some Get Well Soup for you.

[Erine81981]

Four Monster zip into Ryan's room

Grover: We are here to help you with your sickness. I have this cute little book mommy reads me when I do not feel well.

Herry: I have some great pushup for you to do Ryan. It will get that bug out of your system.

Cookie M: Me not really have anything. Me here for cookies.

Maurice: Cookie!

Cookie M: What?

Maurice: Just ignore him Ryan. I have some good monster mash soup. How about you Kathy? What did you bring over for Ryan?

[theprawncracker]

Me: *passes Kathy and Kyle and monsters on way back to room* Oh! Get well soup! Thanks so much Kath! I'm sure it'll help.
Gonzo: Ooh! Can I try some?
Me: ...I think that may be a bad idea Gonzo.
Gonzo: Why?
Me: Uh...*takes bite* I don't think you should be eating after me. I may be contagious.
Gonzo: Good point.
Me: And uh...Thanks for the monster mash soup Maurice...Um...It looks great...
Gonzo: *frowns* Yeah, I'm not even sure I'd eat that...Now c'mon back to the room Ry. The rest of the gang has been waiting to see what you brought us!
Me: Oh right! That reminds me! I've gotta take Beth her birthday present from Disney World! I'll be back later Gonz! *runs into room, grabbing miniature Muppet snowglobe, runs out towards Beth's room*
Gonzo: *mutters*

[Erine81981]

Maurice: Welcome Ryan. Glad he liked my soup.

Cookie M: That same kind your mom made?

Grover: *leaves book on Ryan's sidetable* He sure to like it.

Herry: I'll have to get back to him about those push ups.

Grover: Lets go get something to eat.

Maurice: My soup?

Grover: Pizza!

Maurice: Sounds good to me. *throws pot of soup back over his shoulder*

Herry: Wait for me.

Cookie M: And me!

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Awww, thanks for the snowglobe Ryan. I'd hug you but, you're sick, so get back to your room and to bed with you!

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Good grief, you both come staggering in here looking like zombies! Do I need to talk to your bosses?
MN: Don't bother; my tenure at the paper is almost up.
Nora: Yeah, and Mrs. Farley can't be bothered these days.
Storyteller: Oh...remember how you said that your break can't come soon enough?
MN: Yeah...but wait a moment, A Charlie Brown Christmas is on tonight. It's a tradition to watch it in my house over the holidays.
Nora: Oooh, goody, I know what we're doing tonight. Grab the popcorn and get ready to quote along.

[The Count]

And so the morning of Thanksgiving is upon us...
What?!? But I haven't even finished all of my Halloween candy!

Haven't seen that in a long time, and I don't think I've seen it in its entirety.
But there's also A Garfield Christmas. Now that I've seen and have the book as well.

Good times, good memories. Now if only...
*Small sigh.

[Erine81981]

Yo Ed. If you want I have the Garfield Christmas on DVD if you ever want to barrow it. Just letting you know. Talk to you later. Come on guys. I feel like singing a song. Hit it!

*music starts*

Anything Monster: *pops out of the dirty hamper, makes a weird nosie*

Me: This song is going out to
The whole wide world out there *pulls up the window*
And it's called Louie, Louie

Anything Monster: *makes the noise again*

Me: I was talking with my mom
About music one day
She told me about this song
Called....

Anything Monster: Louie, Louie

Me: That when she was my age
Caused a big booty rumble
They thought it was filthy
Cause the words were mumbled
Like the singer was trying
To cover up the lyrics
Thank you for using Top40db.com.
They pulled it off of the air
Caused the people with hysterics

Anything Monster: Louie, Louie, oh, no
Down and down, oh, no
I said Louie Louie, oh, yeah
Down and down, yeah, yeah, yeah

Me: Now that my mama's story
Was all we talked about
It was about getting busy
And nobody had no doubt
It was unprecedented
What they said on that platter
That nobody knew the words
So it really didn't really
Seem to matter
I told her, hey, mom
I'd like to check out that song
She turned on a oldies station
It came on before long

Anything Monster: Louie, Louie, oh, yeah
Down and down, yeah, yeah, yeah
Louie Louie (Grover: say what) oh, yeah
Down and down, oh, yeah

Me: Break it down!

Anything Monster: Hey, hey, hey....*makeing the same nosies*

Me: Come on!

Anything Monster: Hey, hey, hey....*makeing the same nosies*

Grover: *playing an electric guitar*

Herry: Come on, c-c-come on

Anything Monster: *mumbles some words*

Me: My mother was right
The words were in an awful state
But I knew there was one dude
Who made a good track great
So I got the great Herry Monster
And asked him can you hear
What they're saying on the record
He said, yo, yo, it's clear

Herry: Can you hear it, Kool Rock
They are the deffest crew
They are rapping just the way
I always wanted to

Me: So he started rapping
And he did know every word
I was all flabbergasted
For this is what I heard

Anything Monster: Louie, Louie (Grover: say what) oh, no
Down and a round, yeah, yeah, yeah
Louie Louie (Me: say what) oh, no
Down and a round, oh, no

Grover: *playing some more of his electric guitar*

Anything Monster, Me, Grover and Herry: Louie, Louie, oh, yeah
I said Louie, Louie, oh, no
(Come on, come on)
Down and a round, oh, no

Anything Monster: Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie, Louie.....

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: What are we watching on TV

PETER: Roseanne

LITTLE BIRD: That was a great swim that we had

BABY BEAR: I love to swim and she is a funny lady

PETER: I'm glimpsing through approx. 300 TV schedules from the Boston Public Library and that gave me an Idea

BABY BEAR: What is it Peter

PETER: I do a Lot of TV Roleplay, which is things within the TV field such as newsman or a weatherperson and what that made me do

ZOE: What?

PETER: Sometime in the Future, I will do some kind of a show using things from my TV Listings using the Dorm Mates and Muppets

LITTLE BIRD: Good Idea

ZOE: That is Fun!!!

[The Count]

Heh... Actually Kyle, that song was recorded by The Kingsmen. It rully does have "legible" lyrics, I once heard Mike Harvey from Supergold find and read them. Oh well, good day everybody.

[The Count]

Hello and greetings from the MC Dorms.

Today, November 29, is the birthday of The Jim Henson Farmer (better known as Jimmy). Currently, he's rooming here with Layla in Room #18. Her and her co-UG conspirator haven't been here in a while... But I think she and her roommate would be touched if in the event you guys decided to get some presents for the Henson hillbilly, you leave them at their doorstep.

That is all, have a good day.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: So, if he's a farmer, how about some new overalls?
Red: How about a flannel shirt
Wanda: How about both?
Abby: I'll make a card!
*they get together overalls, a flannel shirt and a card for Jimmy and leave them at room 18 with birthday wishes*
Beth: There, that's done
Red: I gotta get to class
Abby: Me too
Wanda: Me three
Beth: I just have work so I can't fourth it. Oh well.

[theprawncracker]

Me: *walks zombie-like out of bedroom*
Clifford: Hey there sleepin' beauty, shouldn't you be at school?
Me: *tries to speak, but can't*
Clifford: Ah, I see, your voice is still botherin' ya.
Me: *points to throat*
Clifford: Oh, your voice and your throat are still botherin' ya.
Me: *nods* *motions toward coffee mug and makes drinking motions*
Clifford: Ya want some coffee?
Me: *shakes head* *makes letter "T" with hands*
Clifford: Oh, you want some tea.
Me: *fans self*
Clifford: Hot tea, gotcha. You go on back and lay down dude, I'll getchyer drink.
Me: *mouths "Thank you"*
Clifford: Don't mention it dude. Not that you can anyways but...

[Katzi428]

covers over head
Rosita:Buenas dias Kathy!Why do you have the covers over your head?
I'm in a crummy mood.:grouchy:
Rosita:Oh....I'm sorry. Want me to cheer you up a bit?
taking covers off my head a bitI'll be OK. Just do me a favor.We have lemon and honey in the kitchen. Bring that up to Ryan for his tea.
Rosita:OK.And try to cheer up.patting my shoulder
Thanks.

[Leyla]

<Leyla is sitting on the floor in front of their sofa, fast asleep with her head propped up on the coffee table. Wanda is doing Hilda's hair up in an elaborate up do that looks very odd on her. Robot Kermit is having a staring contest with a Kermit portrait drawn by Tabi.>

Jimmy: <bolting into Room 18, dressed in his new duds, waving a card around> YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

<What follows is a complete non-reaction>

Wanda: <distracted> Oh. Jimmy's back.
Hilda: Is he?
Wanda: <shrug> I guess.

Leyla: <snuggles deeper into her arms>

Jimmy: <looks crestfallen> Well, ain't ya gonna wish me a happy birthday?

<If there were crickets in the room, they would now be chirping, and Robot Kermit would be hunting for them>

Jimmy: <gamely> Well, just look at these great overalls! And my new flannel shirt! Ah'm ready for a night on the town! Say where'd yer little sister go? Ah've been meaning to stake ma claim on her.

Robot Kermit: <still engaged in the staring contest> Leyla has a little sister?

Hilda: No, but Jimmy has a thing about little sisters apparently, and he's decided Toga is her little sister. Haven't you heard his signature tune?

Robot Kermit: Nope. I spent a lot of time in a cardboard box. Cozy.

Wanda: Jimmy, Lisa doesnt exist on Wednesdays. And I'm quite sure she's relieved by that... or, she would be, if she knew it was Jimmy's birthday.

Jimmy: <relived> Finally! One a you gals realized that today's my special day!

Hilda: Wednesday?

Jimmy: No! Ma birthday!

Hilda: Oh. Neat.

Wanda: <with a bit of pity> How old are you anyway, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Well, ah'm um... ah'm...hmm.. well, I'v never been too good at figurin', but today's the day!

<more distinctive lack of enthusiasm>

Jimmy: <really getting upset now> And... and... not that any of you even care none! Ah mean, here it is, ma birthday, which I only have once a year, and you aren't saying happy birthday, and that one <he points angrily at Leyla> won't even wake up!

Wanda: <another calm shrug> Leyla's very tired. She's working very hard on the school music concert you know...she's got barely any time for ushy gushy at all! Actually, I can't remember the last time I saw her awake.

Hilda: Oh, she went and visited with Prawnie yesterday, the big world traveller that he is, and welcomed him home, just in time for a chemistry project.

Robot Kermit: Yeah, poor guy's sick now, I hear. Is it the flu, do you think?

Hilda: No, no, he's just got a frog in his throat. I spent the afternoon nursemaiding him... <she sighs happily>

Robot Kermit: <breaking off the staring contest in alarm> He's got a frog in his throat?! Well... er... he wouldn't do that to a ROBOT frog, would he?

Hilda: Oh, it's just an expression. And everyone finds you hard to swallow, anyway.

Robot Kermit: Oh, good. Now, where was I... <resumes staring>

Jimmy: Hmm... well... this is a quiet sorta birthday ah suppose. Maybe I'll just go lock ma self in ma room and mope.

<No one says anything, and he moves towards his room, passing in front of Leyla, who suddenly wakes up and grabs him>

Leyla: SURPRISE!!!!

Jimmy: Ah!! Get her off me! <The others are suddenly surrounding him and cheering. Hilda ducks into the kitchen and returns with a cake>

Leyla: Happy birthday, Jimmy!! Oh, you're SO surprised!! How could we forget about you, silly? <she hugs him tightly>

Jimmy: Well, ah, ah, ah don't know what ta say!!

Leyla: Then just enjoy yourself! Look! I dug up my daddy's old guitar and fixed it up for you! Why don't you play us a tune?

Jimmy: <beaming> Ah, good idea! Since Robot Kermit hasn't heard ma favorite song in the whole world, why don't you sit a spell and let me introduce ya!

Put another log on the fire!
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire,
wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

The girls dance around him, rolling their eyes occasionally. Robot Kermit nods thoughtfully, taking it all in until Leyla gives him a worried glance.

Leyla: Gee, I hope this doesn't come back to bite me.

Jimmy: <singing>
Come on, baby, you can
fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
and boil me up another pot of tea,
Then put another log on the fire, baby,
and come and tell me why you`re leaving me.

Oh, don`t I let you wash the car on Sunday,
don`t I warn you when you`re getting fat.
Ain`t I gonna take you fishing with me some day,
well, a man can`t love a woman more than that.
Ain`t I always nice to your kid sister,
don`t I take her driving every night.
So sit here at my feet,
`cause I like you when you`re sweet,
and you know it ain`t feminine to fight. So...

Put another log on the fire,
cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire,
wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can
fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
and boil me up another pot of tea,
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
and come and tell me why you`re leaving me.

Robot Kermit: Hmm... he makes an interesting point.

Hilda: We're doomed, aren't we?
Wanda: Yep.
Leyla: <buries head in hands>

[BEAR]

(Ernie bursts through the front door sporting a straw hat, blue overalls, a red hankerchief around the neck, and carrying a big basket full of vegetables)
Ernie: Hoo hoo! I'm home!
Bert: Ernie, welcome back! I missed you!
Ernie: Aww thanks, Bert.
Bry: Hi, Ernie!
Big Bird: Ernie, where've you been?
Telly: Yeah!
Ernie: Didn't you hear?
Bry: You didn't tell them, Bert?
Bert: I thought you would.
Bry: I guess I've been so busy lately, I'd forgotten.
Ernie: Oh well, no matter...
Big Bird: Look at all those yummy vegetables! So where did you go, Ernie?
Telly: Yeah, and why are you dressed like that?
Ernie: Oh! Well, let me tell ya!

(Ernie sings while various Muppet Vegies pop out of the basket to join him)

I went to the farm to see how things grow
And I learned some things you'd like to know.
Plants can grow high
Plants can grow low
Some grow above the ground
Some grow below

For instance a tomato doesn't grow like a potato

Tomato: Tomatoes push and shove to get up above

Ernie: Meanwhile a potato doesn't grow like a tomato

Potato: Potatoes never show, we stay down below

Ernie/Vegies: Plants can grow high
Plants can grow low
Some grow above the ground
Some grow below

Ernie: Now if you want a lettuce

Lettuce: I'd tell you where to get us
We always can be found right above the ground

Ernie: Look high for a zucchini 'cause they're never very teeny

Beet: But if you want a beet, look under your feet

Vegies: Plants can grow high
Plants can grow low
Some grow above the ground
Some grow below

Ernie: Maybe next time you'll see something you'll know

Tomato etc: If it grew above the ground

Potato etc: Or it grows below!
(song ends)

Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Telly: Cool! I didn't know that!
Big Bird: Learn something new everyday.
Telly: That's for sure!
Ernie: Well, I can't stay. I gotta run these singing vegetables over to Farmer Jim. Bye bye!
Bry: Hurry back!

[The Count]

*Bats leave a birthday card attached to a couple of packages at Room #18's doorstep. One of the two packages is square and flat, as it contains some Mississippi Mud smoking powder for Jimmy's pipe. The second package is somewhat rounded as a piebox should be, for it contains a bacon and beans countrified flaky pot pie.

Hope he enjoys his birthday and his presents.

[Erine81981]

Sorry Ed. Didn't know I couldn't sing that song. Sorry again. *goes on into the room and watching some TV*

Maurice: Hey Kyle. What's up?

Nothing.

Maurice: Nothing?

Yep. There's nothing going tonight. Just same thing every night. Come home. Cook or order dinner. Wash or throw out trash. Watch TV and then go to bed.

Maurice: So?

I'm just saying. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....

Maurice: Snap out of it! *snaps his furry fingers*

Sorry. Well I'm heading on to bed. I do get paid tomorrow. Maybe you and the guys can help me pick out the presents for my family.

Maurice: Sounds like a plan. *thumbs up*

Good Night Maurice.

Maurice: Good night. Now for some cartoon zany fun. *switches over to boomerang* Love that stone age family.

[The Count]

Oh, hey Kyle.... No, it's not that you "can't" or "couldn't" sing that song... In fact, it was interesting. Just pointing out that the song "Louie, Louie" as recorded by The Kingsmen has actual lyrics. They may be a bit "garbled" as you well know, but there are actual lyrics to the song.

Just thought I'd share that bit of information since you were singing a different version. But no worries, it's all fright buddy.

[Beauregard]

Bo: *runs in* I'm learning to drive!
Beau: Been there. Crashed that.
Bobo: Bought the t-shirt?
Beau: You did?
Bo: No, seriously!
Bear: What, there's seriousness in this place?
Bo: Er...yes?
Bean: *runs into the room with fly-goggles and a cream pie shaped like a penguin* Cute!!!!!!
Bo: Ok, maybe no....

[The Count]

Hmmm... Since Bo and Christy seem to have missed the message... Your guests can stay here at the dorms until whatever point in the month of December you each decide. If you want them here until Christmas fine. If Bo wants Bear to be part of his crew, he can so long as he lets me know of the decision in a timely fashion with his new roomie's B-Day date as well.

Oh, and I plan to send you guys some exciting news very soon. If not this weekend, then look for it by next Thursday.

[Beauregard]

Bo: *receives the note* Hmm...Oh, what and where and how did I miss that?
Beau: What?
Bobo: Christmas?
Bean: What's happening at Christmas? Besides the murder of a helpless turkey and the slaughter of brussel sprouts?
Bo: Apparently we leave...I must have missed that message...

[The Count]

*Head slap... You missed the note cause it was posted on/before T-Day. What I meant is that unless you plan on making Bear a permanent member of your roommate crew, he can stay until whatever point in the month of December you wish. If you want him to stay until Christmas, he can... But he should probably say his good-byes after then.
Just have a good day Bo.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Mmmm, nothing like hot chocolate on a cold morning
Wanda: Especially when it has a shot of mocha in it too!
Beth: Yes, that is nice....
Abby: I hope it snows soon
Red: Hey, maybe you can make some snow with your wand
Abby: I already tried. I got ice cream, which is yummy, but not the right thing
Beth: You'll get better with that, you just need practice
Red: I hope it snows too though, I want to go sledding
Beth: Ooh, me too! I haven't gone for so long
Wanda: I think even I would go sledding
*they all go over and look out the window and sigh*

[tvlistingman]

Jim Henson farmer's birthday gift

PETER: I got an Idea

BABY BEAR: What is it

ZOE: What is It

PETER: I have a videocamera and i'm going to use it to film a farming show from one of my TV Schedules, then give the video to Jim Henson farmer

LITTLE BIRD: I Know, Farm and Food from WHDH-5 in Boston in the 50's

PETER: Good Idea

BABY BEAR: I will get my Farmer Overalls

PETER: I will be the host

ZOE: I will be the food lady

LITTLE BIRD: I will be the assistant

after the filming

PETER: That was some film, Baby Bear learned on how to tend a garden and how to mow lawns

BABY BEAR: That's right

ZOE: And Little Bird and Me made butternut squash using fresh products

PETER: Why don't we give the video as a gift to the Jim Henson farmer

LITTLE BIRD: Okay!!

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Whew, that's done
Red: What?
Beth: Fan fic nagging. Ed suggested we threaten everyone with water balloons and my Super Soakers
Red: Is that why you've got those out
Beth: Sure is
Red: Can I help?
Beth: If no one updates soon, yes, you certainly can
Red: Oh goodie!

[ReneeLouvier]

Sadie: *looks over at Sara, who's underneath a pile of clothes, take-out containers, and piles of print outs.* Sara?

Sara: *Pops out of the nearly mountainous pile, and shoves it all to the side, pulling out her cell phone.* I am trying to get everything in order!

Scooter: For what? You've kept yourself holed up in this pile of...junk for nearly two weeks now! What's going on?

Sara: New car...which is now in the shop cause of a damaged axle....all the stuff that goes with cars, trying to get another job; dealing with family....need I go on? *has a slightly wild look on her face, her long brown hair reaching down to her shoulders, tussled and messy.*

Sadie: You need to calm down sweetheart, it can't be all bad...at least not as horrendous as you make it out to be.

Sara: ...It's more frustrating then anything. That and I don't even have my license yet. So I'm stuck at home still...and furthermore without even my own car!!!

[The Count]

Count: Hmmm, vonder vhat these vater balloons are doing here. Should probably count them up, but not now.
*Knocks on Room #5's door. Hello, Sara?
Brought you 3, 3 mellowed mugs of hot chocolate for you and your roomies to share. Hope this helps a little, and Ed vanted to talk to you about the town's layout. Has to do vith something he's planning.

*Leaves the tray with the cups of chocolate and some bat cookies on their nightstand and exits Room #5.

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Ah Ryan my fiend, how are you feeling today? Better?
Me: Much Uncle D., my voice is back and I was able to go to school today, which was good.
Uncle D.: Indeed. So, what's the chance of getting more "Trip" tonight?
Me: Slim to none, to none.
UD: Ah, homework overload?
Me: You bet your blue hide. Missing three days of school really adds some weight to the ol' backpack.
UD: Mm, figures. Well, good luck with that my fiend, I'll be in the library.

[The Count]

Be sure to wear your rain slicker or take an umbrella if you're going to the library UD.

Heard there's a couple of pranksters splashing and sloshing the authors there, must be a fit of nagging going around.
Well... Got the rest of my Muppety video's, they'll get wrapped up and will wait till my B-day and/or X-mas.

Stay tuned, will send you guys PM's with exciting news tomorrow.

[BEAR]

Ernie: Ooh! Exciting news?!
Bert: Exciting news is good news! (laughs) Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!

[The Count]

Hey guys... Here's an updated copy of the dorms' current register.
This'll be helpful as it pertains to the news I'll be sending you very soon.

Muppet College Dorms Register.

Room #1: Eduardo (MC, The Count) and The Count von Count: Senior Members.
Batty Bat and Necra Bat, along with Fatatatita, The Count von Count's cat, also live with them in their room.

Room #2: Christy (Christyb) and Skeeter: Senior Members.

Room #3: Beth (redBoobergurl) and Abby Cadaby, Red Fraggle, and Wanda the Cat: Senior Members.
Wanda the Cat: Rowlf's Stories.
Book 1: Where Your Heart May Lead.
Book 2: The Tie That Binds.
Book 3: An Unbreakable Bond.

Room #4: "Bo" (MC, Beauregard) and Beauregard, Bobo the Bear Guard, and Bean Bunny: Senior Members.

Room #5: Sara (ReneeLouvier) and Scooter and Sadie Grosse: Senior Members.
Sadie Grosse: Sadie's Stories.
Book 1: The Bonds Of Family.
Book 2: Forgotten Wishes.
Book 3: Remembering The Good Times We've Had.
Book 4: The Search For Sadie.
Book 5: Demon's Delight.
Book 6: Is That A Song There?
Book 7: A Grand Adventure In Life.

Room #6: Kathy (Katzi428) and Prairie Dawn, Rosita, and Gaffer: Senior Members.

Room #7: Erin (Muppet Newsgirl) and The Storyteller Fraggle and Nora.
Nora: A Little Knight Music.

Room #8: Allyssa (daughterdeadly) and Emmett Otter.

Room #18: Layla (Leyla) and Hilda, Robot Kermit, Wanda, and The Jim Henson Farmer.

Room #19: Kim (Skeeter Muppet) and Betty Lou, Boober, Gillis and Tosh Fraggles, and The Beast: Senior Members.

Room #20: Catherine (Ruahnna) and Kermit The Frog, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie Bear.

Room #22: Kendra (furryredmonster) and Elmo: Senior Members.
Dorothy, Elmo's goldfish also lives with them in their room.

Room #23: Nyssa (RedDragon) and Mokey Fraggle, Ludo, and The Jabberwock: Senior Members.

Room #24: Lisa (TogetherAgain) and Robin the Frog, Rowlf The Dog, and The Swedish Chef: Senior Members.

Room #25: Ryan (theprawncracker) and Gonzo the Great, Camilla the Chicken, Clifford, and Uncle Deadly: Senior Members.

Room #26: Kyle (Erine81981) and Cookie, Grover, Herry and Maurice Monsters, and Oscar The Grouch: Senior Members.

Room #27: Peter (tvlistingman) and Baby Bear, Little Bird, Zoe, and Ralph, Baby Bear's parrot.
Rocco, Zoe's rock also lives with them in their room.

Room #29: Bryan (Bear) and Big Bird, Bert, Ernie, and Telly Monster: Senior Members.
Radar the Teddy Bear, Bernice the Pigeon, Rubber Duckie, and Chucky Sue the Hamster also live with them in their room.

Room #33: Diana (JaniceFerSure) and Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, and Janice: Senior Members.

Room #38: Kate (Fragglemuppet) and Gobo, Wembley and Lou Fraggles: Senior Members.

Room #40: Melissa (Java) and Sprocket the Dog and The Storyteller's Dog.


*Note: Nicolette "Nicee" (greenstuff) has had her application accepted, but her roommates and her for that matter haven't showed up to check in and become part of the dorms yet unfortunately. If you see/talk to her, please let her know she needs to check in to become part of our little family.

OK, check your PM boxes... Um, clean them out a little first though. And I hope to hear from you guys as it's great news.

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: There all set. I responded to Ed's message so we'll see how that goes
Wanda: I think it will be fun
Red: I love Christmas!
Abby: Me too!

[The Count]

*Going through PM's... OK, let's see...
Rooms #2, 3, 5, 6, and 38. Hmmm, Kathy, Rosita and Lou will have to choose someone else, their original picks were already taken. Replied to the first messages, the town's starting to take shape. Even Mrs. Pepper'll be involved.
Count: That's hexcellent.
Yep, though Kathy and Kate should reply later to see if we can clear up a couple of questions regarding them for the town's rebuilding. And I'm hoping to hear from the slew of other friends I contacted later in the afternoon/evening hours. Wonder if those Fragglets are giving Sis a hard time with all their inquisitive curiosity.

[Katzi428]

OK Ed...read & responded to your PM about Rosita picking someone else to give a gift to. Same thing w/the store in Hensonville.

[The Count]

Yep... And I replied in kind. So that's five rooms completely taken care of, Room #24's occupants have all been taken for Secret Santa status.

PS: Lisa, Toga, Insane A. Sylum, Vim, Ann or Kelly or Tabby... Whatever you're calling yourself, if you're reading this, check with your other half, sent him the PM/news since I can't contact you directly.

[Muppet Newsgirl]

In Room 7:

Nora: Something's burning...Erin, no, is that your brain?
MN: Wouldn't ya know it...just finished a rully murderous project for school and all my neurons are shot. (collapses)
Storyteller: Radish bars, stat! (grabs a pan of said treats, races over and forces MN to bite down on one)
MN: Mmmph...ermph...much better, thank you.
Nora: Heavy-duty projects on this day...
MN: Yeah, I wanted to spend the time reflecting on how it was World AIDS Day and all that.
Nora: That's right.

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, I hope Ed got my PM's. In the meantime, I gotta get ready for the theater! I'm going to see a production of "Fiddler on the Roof" tonight!

[The Count]

Yikes... The inbox is overflowing with greetings from my friends. Good thing our computer doesn't run around blaring the news for all to hear.
Well, better get to it. Only thing though... What sigline to use for the holiday season.

[The Count]

Hey Bry... Finally read through and replied to some of my PM's. Yeah, I guess pets would be allowed, makes for a nice round 90, 91 if my name's added. Oh well, off to check up on the rest of the happenings here at MC.

[Ruahnna]

(The rooms looks like a Christmas store exploded. There are garlands, tinsel and lights on every available space, and an enormous Christmas tree stands just to the side back of the living area in the middle of the room. Four stockings adorn the mantel--Piggy's is an actually silk stocking--and the room smells like gingerbread and peppermint. There is mistletoe EVERYWHERE.)
Piggy: I just adore Christmas.
Catherine: Obviously. I've been afraid to sit still because you'd probably try to drape me with something.
Piggy: Ha, ha. I think the room looks lovely.
Catherine: It does, Piggy. It looks wonderful. Won't the boys be surprised when they come home to find the room redone?
Piggy: Yes--and they will have me and vous to thank for it.
Catherine: Oh--I just did the baking.
Piggy: (generously) Baking's important. Someone has to do it.
Catherine: Don't you mean, someone else?
Piggy: (snottily) Ha ha. Vous are so witty tonight.
Catherine: (finally succumbing and helping decorate the tree) So, what are you getting Kermit for Christmas.
Piggy: (thoughtfully) Well, I think home-made gifts are the best, don't you?
Catherine: (surprised) Um, yeah. I think home-made gifts show a lot of love and care. What are you making Kermit?
Piggy: (It is her turn to be surprised) Oh, Moi is not making something for Kermit. I am hiring someone else to make something for Kermit for Christmas.
Catherine: (puzzled) But Piggy--
(The door opens the Kermit and Fozzie enter. Since they left this morning for classes, the room has been transformed.)
Kermit: Wow!
Fozzie: Double wow! Oh look! I see my stocking! Do you think Santa put anything in it yet? (Runs to look)
Kermit: Um, probably not yet, Fozzie. Put I'm sure he won't forget you. (smiling at Catherine and Piggy) Wow--you ladies did some serious decorating today.
Catherine: (pointing at Piggy) Thank your lovely room-mate. I just did the baking.
Kermit: I think I will. (He walks up to Piggy and kisses her on the cheek. She almost loses her footing on the step-ladder.) Thanks, Piggy--the place looks great. And is that gingerbread I smell?
Catherine: Little gingerfrogs and bears and pigs.
Fozzie: Oh--I love gingerbears!
Kermit: (smiling) What about ginger people?
Catherine: (with a quick look at Piggy) We, um, ran out of dough. (She passes the heaping plate of gingerfolk.) There's hot chocolate on the stove.
Piggy: (looking very wistful) Do--do you have anything you have to do tonight, Kermie?
Kermit: Yes, I sure do.
Piggy: (looks a little like she might cry) Oh. Oh, I thought we might--
Kermit: I have to help decorate the tree. This side over here doesn't have any ornaments. (He looks up at Piggy and smiles. She smiles back. Looking up makes Kermit aware of all the mistletoe. For a moment, he frowns.) Piggy--something's wrong.
Piggy: (evasively) Um, what do you mean, Kermie dear?
Kermit: (turning and pulling Piggy off the ladder and into his arms. Piggy is too astonished to respond.) Yeah--won't don't have near enough mistletoe in this room. (He proceeds to make use of the mistletoe they have.)
Catherine: (taking Fozzie firmly by the hand) C'mon, Fozzie. Let's get some mugs of hot chocolate from the kitchen. I think they've got things under control in here.
Fozzie: Can I did my gingerbear in my hot chocolate?
Catherine: Absolutely.

[The Count]

So I'll just add Piggy' gifting Kermit to the list of Secret Santas already jotted down. Red and the Chef seem to be the most popular though, they've already been taken for future reference. Hope the rest of the gang gets their PM's and submit their choices soon.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: and Secret Santa is here

LITTLE BIRD: I'm going to be a Secret Santa to Big Bird

PETER: Cool

BABY BEAR: And i'm going to be secret santa to Telly

ZOE: And I'm going to Be secret santa to Elmo

PETER: And I going to be Secret Santa to Cookie Monster

ZOE: Cool, Peter!!!!

PETER: Tomorrow we are going to get a Christmas Tree and after that decorate the dorms okay

LITTLE BIRD: OKAY!!!

[The Count]

Ahem Peter... The whole point of Secret Santa is that noone else knows who it is you're giving a gift to. If you could please edit your post removing the choices you've made, that'd be appreciated.

Additionally, you and Baby Bear need to choose someone else, as those residents of the dorms have already been taken. Please PM me your choices instead of posting them here.
Thank you for understanding. Have a good night.

[The Count]

Message from MC Dorms management: Hello, seems some of you are having troubles choosing who to be your Secret Santa exchangee. Well, this'll probably help... Here's a list of the residents who have already been selected as exchangees. Please keep this in mind when making your selections for the holiday present peddling program.

Bryan.
Cookie Monster.
Rowlf The Dog.
Fozzie Bear.
Bo.
Scooter.
Floyd Pepper.
Ryan.
Fatatatita.
Emmett Otter.
Bert.
Telly Monster.
Bobo the Bear Guard.
The Swedish Chef.
Sara.
Kermit The Frog.
Janice.
Grover Monster.
Prairie Dawn.
Robin the Frog.
Hilda.
Lisa.
Skeeter.
Beth.
Red Fraggle.
Diana.
Oscar The Grouch.
Bean Bunny.
Kathy.
Boober Fraggle.
All other residents of the dorms are still available to be selected as your Secret Santa. Hope to hear from everybody who hasn't messaged me yet, and have a good night.

[Leyla]

<Leyla bolts into Room 18 dragging her cello behind her>

Leyla: Oy, what a day!

Hilda: How was the concert?

Leyla: Oh, fine, fine! We played better than I thought we would, and I'm way too tired to have been nervous, so that's all to the good... but...

Hilda: But?

Leyla: <shifty eyes> Have you noticed that there seems to be odd things going on around here? Messages flying back and forth, plans being made... and I have NO idea what's going on!

Hilda: Neither do I. It's better that way.

Wanda: Yeah, you're never happy once you find out these sorts of weird things. Like that time I asked Gonzo what he was doing hanging upside down in my closet... I didn't want to know, as it turned out.

Leyla: So... you're saying I shouldn't try to figure out what everyone's talking about?

Hilda: Absolutely. Especially if it involves Gonzo in any way.

Wanda: <nods firmly> Look, Ru updated, and so did Lisa, go read!

Leyla: But I'm too tired to review right now...

Wanda: Read anyway, review later. They''ll understand.

Leyla: Alright.

[theprawncracker]

Me: 'Scuse me Cliff, but do have an umbrella I could borrow?
Clifford: An umbrella?
Me: Yeah.
Clifford: Uh, not on me...Why?
Me: Oh, no reason really...
Clifford: You're not gonna get any writing done tonight are you?
Me: *blink* How did you know?
Clifford: You're wearing a raincoat and a sign around your neck that says "My name is NOT Ryan! And I have NOT broken any promises about updating a story!"
Me:...Too reavealing?
Clifford: Kinda.
Me: Darn...Well I'm gonna go find Gonzo, he usually has random things.
Clifford: Good luck with that dude.

[The Count]

Trust me Layla... This is something you definitely want to know and be a part of. You and your roomies, after all this affects the whole dorms.
So hope to hear from you when you can. Go read, I think you'll be as pleased as I was.

[BEAR]

Hoots: Looks like the festivities of season are starting groove already. We'll be rockin' around Christmas trees in no time! Well, Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letter S and the number 1! Goodnight!

[Beauregard]

*Head slap... You missed the note cause it was posted on/before T-Day. What I meant is that unless you plan on making Bear a permanent member of your roommate crew, he can stay until whatever point in the month of December you wish. If you want him to stay until Christmas, he can... But he should probably say his good-byes after then.
Just have a good day Bo.
Oh! Oops. :p I thought you meant we were ALL leaving at Christmas! Ok, I'll just keep Bear around till Christmas, since he doesn't have much of a family.

[The Count]

That's OK... Just have a good time and LMK when your roomies have decided who they'll be giving gifts to this holiday season.

[BEAR]

(Bernice, who is up early, delivers a couple new "Secret Santa" picks down to room #1)

[The Count]

Received and replied to. Waiting for everybody else I contacted to do the same.

[Erine81981]

(Sends some little mice with the replies to room 1)

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Can we go Christmas shopping today?
Abby: Yeah, can we? Please, pretty please?
Red: With sugar on top???
Beth: Whoa, ok girls I suppose we could go get started
Wanda: I think they're excited to shop for Secret Santa
Beth: I suppose you're right. I am too, I have a really great idea for mine.
Red: I have the BEST idea for mine
Wanda: I don't think it's a competition Red
Red: Sorry, I can't help it
Beth: Ok, tell you what, we can go for a little while this afternoon, but keep in mind we've got lots of time to shop so if we all don't find things today it's ok
Abby: Yea!
Red: Fair enough
Wanda: I'd better go shower
Beth: Me too

[The Count]

Received and replied Kyle. Will be working off alittle steam here in my room on the ol' computer, a bit angered with the campus library at the moment.

Waiting for a few more people's picks before updating the list of who's been taken so far.

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ryan, when are gonna do more commentary?
Me: What time is it?
Gonzo: 12:16.
Me: We'll do it at 12:17.
Gonzo: *looks at watch* Okay, let's go!

[The Count]

Oooh... Coomentary? Great, just came back from doing a bit of rave reviewing for Catherine's update in Kermie's Girl.
LMK when it goes up and I'll bring the fresh muffins I got down at the bakery a little earlier today.

Oh, and if you guys are having trouble finding Secret Santas for yourselves and/or your roomies from the field of still available residents... Well, you can always have your roomies exchange amongst themselves, though I'm very much liking the variety of who's giving to whom so far. Keep sending in those picks, we need to have this finished PDQ so you can go do your shopping before the stores get crowded during the last days leading up to Christmas Day.

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey Ed, commentary's up. If you need me or the others we'll be up in the room. I've got some more writing to do.

[The Count]

Thanks Ry... Just finished reading through it. And we're waiting for more of it and Don't Trip The Driver... And whenever it is that other half of yours will check in with her Secret Santa picks... That, or more of her own stories. I know, things to do, things to do.
*Leaves muffins and mugs of hot chocolate on tray outside Room #25's door.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Ed says instead of Cookie Monster, I'm doing Herry Monster

ZOE: That's okay

BABY BEAR: And I am doing Ernie as a secret santa

LITTLE BIRD: That's okay

[Erine81981]

Grover: Ok since I still have not found anyone that I would like to give a present for.

It's alright Grover. You'll find someone soon you'll want to give one too. I just need to keep this quite so Oscar doesn't know he's giving a present to anyone. So please don't say a thing to him.

Grover: I will not. Do not worry. *still thinking of who to choose*

Herry: Hey Kyle. Hey Grover.

Grover: Herry! *goes back to reading a book*

Hey Herry. What's happen?

Herry: What we having for dinner?

Not sure. What would ya'll like?

Grover: Anything.

Herry: Whatever you get I'll eat.

Well since Cookie and Maurice are still at the park I'll go get them and find something on the way back. I'll look around first to see if there's something to cook here and then I'll cheak with them to see what they want.

[Katzi428]

while I'm putting some decorations :sing: jingle bells,jingle bells,jingle all the wayy.....
Prairie:Boy....someone looks happy!
And why not? It's the Christmas season. I always get hyped up when i the Christmas season.is around. Well,except for last year but I had a reason to not looking forward to them.
Prairie:You think you'll do okay this year?
Yeah...I'm pretty sure of it. He knew how much I loved the holidays. Prairie,can you do me a favor?See that ball like thing over there?
Yep...the one with the wire on it?
That's the one. Can you do me a favor and plug it in for me please?
Prairie: Gotcha plugging it inOh KATHY!That's BEAUTIFUL! [/B]Look at the colored twinkling lights in there!
Nice,huh?
Prairie:You bet!
I just ask one favor and I'll tell Rosita later. PLEASE keep the cord out of Gaffer's sight. I don't want her chewing on it and getting electrocuted
Prairie: OK...I'll take it out of her reach right now.
Thanks.

[The Count]

*Setting wreath around the number 1 on our door. Hey Kathy... I completely understand what you're going through. It was hard for me and my family that first year after... Well, just know I'm here if you want to talk and I'm glad you're happier for this year's Christmas.

[Katzi428]

*Setting wreath around the number 1 on our door. Hey Kathy... I completely understand what you're going through. It was hard for me and my family that first year after... Well, just know I'm here if you want to talk and I'm glad you're happier for this year's Christmas.
Thanks Ed.I'll be surrounded by family in New York this Christmas. So I'm pretty sure I'll be OK.
BTW...the wreath looks great!:)

[The Count]

Thanks... There are a few little lights twinkling merrily in the wreath beneath the plastic berries. The ornaments The Count brought will go up on our tree soonerish I guess. Good night and glad tidings to all.

[The Count]

Hey guys... Here's an updated list of who's been taken for the Secret Santa exchange.
Bryan.
The Jim Henson Farmer.
Baby Bear.
Cookie Monster.
Rowlf The Dog.
Zoe.
The Storyteller Fraggle.
Christy.
Mokey Fraggle.
Kyle.
Fozzie Bear.
Layla.
Bo.
Scooter.
Ernie.
Abby Cadaby.
Floyd Pepper.
Ryan.
Fatatatita.
Emmett Otter.
Bert.
Rosita.
Bobo the Bear Guard.
The Swedish Chef.
Erin.
Nyssa.
Big Bird.
Sara.
Telly Monster.
Kermit The Frog.
Janice.
Herry Monster.
Grover Monster.
Prairie Dawn.
Robin the Frog.
Hilda.
Lisa.
Skeeter.
Beth.
Red Fraggle.
Diana.
Oscar The Grouch.
Bean Bunny.
Kathy.
Boober Fraggle.
Elmo.

All remaining residents of the dorms are still available to be chosen as Secret Santa exchangees. Hope to hear from everybody soon to get the list finished and you can start getting that holiday shopping done.

[BEAR]

(How do we leave the presents without giving away the secret?)

[Erine81981]

He's got a point there Ed. How would we? Hey Grover. Picked anyone yet?

Grover: Nope. I still have not found anyone. I can not think.

Just remember who's been picked and you should be able to find someone.

I almost forgot that I still have to pick one for Oscar. Man what a week.

Grover: You can say that again.

Boy what a week.

Grover: Yep.

Both: (sigh!) *both sit down and think of who to pick*

[The Count]

Well... It's a good thing I have the list of who's giving gifts to whom. Just do your Christmas shopping, and attach the tags to who the present's addressed. The gifts will be stashed together and placed under the Christmas tree in the Floor 2 common room. We'll gather together and the presents will be handed out in order, one by one from you to your Secret Santa exchangee.

Either that or we can come to some agreement later. See you guys, got some threads and stories to read up on.

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Ryan, dude, ya been doin' homework for about two hours now.
Me: Well, that's what happens when you miss three days of school then spend your weekend galivanting around.
Clifford: Ah, makes sense now. Don't say it!
Me: *sigh* I wasn't going to...Dang geometry...
Clifford: Well, there's not much I can do to help that. But if ya want, when you're done we can watch a movie.
Me: That sounds great. But, uh, don't hold your breath.
Clifford: I never do.
Me: That's good.

[Leyla]

<Leyla is holding Robot Kermit's head and muttering while the rest of her roomies watch in horrified fascination>

Jimmy: Does she do that sorta thing often?

Hilda: ...yes. Well... when she's provoked, which is...

Wanda:... often. I must trick Wayne into saying something she won't like.

Leyla: <strained> Dont... you dare... Wanda... I have ...enough trouble on my hands as it is. Miss Piggy is our friend, and our neighbour, and an all around wonderful-

Wanda: <slyly> But you aren't a fangirl, of course.

Leyla: <looking away from Robot Kermit to frown at her briefly> I'm glad we have that straight. Now, just leave poor Piggy alone. Bad enough she's got to deal with this one. <Leyla thumps Robot Kermit gently on the head>

RK: Mmph!

Leyla: Well, it's you're own fault there's a pomegranate shoved down your throat. Imagine! Tricking Piggy into believing you're HER Kermit with a little mistletoe! You're lucky she didn't cut you in half.

Jimmy: <hushed> How was it?

RK: <with as much smugness as a robotic frog can utter with a pomegranate shoved into his mouth> Mmmmph!!

Jimmy: <awed> Really?

Leyla: Jimmy, I swear I'll get you into that tux again if you don't-

Jimmy: <meekly> I'll be good. Why don't I go do the dishes?

Leyla: <mollified> Well, that would be lovely.

Jimmy: Great! Hilda, why don't you go do the dishes?

Hilda: <rolls eyes>

<Leyla continues pulling at the fruit until it comes free, sending her flying on to her back>

Robot Kermit: Well, I don't see why she was so upset with me. One little kiss-

Leyla: Kermit, where were your hands?

RK: Uh... oh. Well...

Leyla: It'll be a wonder if any of them ever speak to me again. Now you start writing an apology letter, and I'll start getting our secret Santa list together.

[Katzi428]

How's the Christmas shopping going,ladies?
Rosita:So far,so good. I did some of my family.I'm leaving my secret Santa present for last.
Prairie:*giggle* Good for you Rosita!Same with me.This way none of the dormies will be snooping.How about you Kath?All done?
Well...I'm giving gift cards to my family.But I'm saving my gift for the Secret Santa for last.
Prairie:Who are you giving to?
My lips are sealed.;)
Rosita:Partypooper!:p
And darn proud of it too!:smirk:

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Clifford, where's Ryan?
Clifford: He and Gonzo ran off to do commentary about half an hour ago.
Uncle D.: Mm, so that means no movie tonight?
Clifford: Who knows. I doubt it though. Ah well.

[Erine81981]

I'm still having trouble on what to get my nieces for christmas.

Grover: Why not some clothes?

To me I think that have to many but my sister says that the older one doesn't have any clothes. But I hate to buy her some and the others not any. It's just to hard.

Herry: Why not some clothes for each and a little toy or treat.

I'm at the moment not sure. With little time on my job I don't get paid as I used to with working at Walmart. I sure do miss that place.

Cookie M: You should..*eats some cookies*...go back someday.

I know. I keep saying I should but with what really happened I'm not sure if I ever will.

Grover: You will be just fine. *hugs me*

Maurice: *hugs me too*

*everyone hugs me* Thanks guys. Glad to have friends like you guys.

Herry: We love being here with you.

Cookie M: All the time.

Maurice: Even Oscar.

Oscar: *pops up* There are times but not tonight. Heh heh heh heh heh...*pops back down*

Oh Oscar. Well since I haven't nothing to do I'm going to fix me a snack and watch some more TV. Anyone want to join me?

Grover: Big day tomororw. I have to get up early. Good night.

Maurice: I would but I'm just to tired. Good night.

Herry: Same here. Good night buddy.

Cookie M: Me would but me want sleep. Good night. *slaps me on the back*

Good night to you all. *goes to fix a snack and to watch some tv*

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Layla's read Ru's updates. So vonderful...
Count: That's my vord you know.
Speaking of words... You think Lisa's gotten the news already?
Count: Ryan assured us she had.
Mmmhm, just haven't heard from her yet. And before you know it, all the good Secret Santa picks'll be taken... Plus, I hope she can talk to Nyssa and convince her to come back or at least send in her own Secret Santa picks.
Count: Yes... Haven't seen our old roomie Mokey around that much lately.

Oh well... The hour is late and we should get back to bed for flights of dark little angels shall sing us off to sleep.
Count: You make that sound so bootiful.

*Both start counting in their heads while falling into somewhat restful slumbering trances.

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth is shaken awake by Red and Abby*
Red: It snowed last night!
Abby: It's so pretty!
Red: We have to go play in it!
Beth: *gets out of bed and goes to the window*: I hate to disappoint you guys, but it's just a dusting
Red: Well it's still snow!
Wanda: She's got a point you know
Beth: True, but it's not enough to play in yet. Just wait guys, we'll get some more
Abby *sounding bummed*: Ok
Red: Ok
Wanda: Hey, about we make some pancakes to cheer ourselves up?
Red: Ok!
Abby: Yea!
*they head to the kitchen*

[The Count]

Hey guys, here's an update on the Secret Santa picks.

The following residents of the dorms aare "still" available to be chosen as your potential exchangees:
The Count von Count.
Wanda the Cat.
Beauregard.
Sadie Grosse.
Nora.
Allyssa.
Robot Kermit.
Wanda.
Kim.
Betty Lou.
Gillis Fraggle.
Tosh Fraggle.
The Beast.
Catherine.
Kendra.
Ludo.
The Jabberwock.
Gonzo the Great.
Camilla the Chicken.
Clifford.
Uncle Deadly.
Maurice Monster.
Peter.
Little Bird.
Dr. Teeth.
Zoot.
Kate.
Wembley Fraggle.
Melissa.
Sprocket.
The Storyteller's Dog.


If anyone wishes to choose Bear from the Big Blue House, currently a guest of Bo's in Room #4, I wouldn't be opposed to that choice.
Hope this helps and have a good day.

[tvlistingman]

PETER: It Snowed Last Night

ZOE: Why don't we go out and play

LITTLE BIRD: Yeah!!!

PETER: After That, we'll go Christmas Shopping

LITTLE BIRD: Still thinking about who are you going to be Secret Santa, Baby Bear

BABY BEAR: How about Gonzo!!!

ZOE: Good Idea!!!!

BABY BEAR: Can you call Ed

PETER: Sure (calls Ed)- Baby Bear is taking Gonzo as a Secret Santa!!!

LITTLE BIRD: Good for you!!!!

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ryan, you do konw that we're only ONE chapter away from being done with commentary don't you?
Me: Gonzo, you do know it's been THREE days since I posted a new chapter of Trip, don't you?
Gonzo: Ryan, you're the best task manager I've ever met, now c'mon! We're finishing this commentary!
Me: *shrug* Okay.

[The Count]

*Gets home and goes through messages. Was fearful this might happen.
Count: Vhat is it?
I'm going to have to call a meeting of the admissions committee, that'll be tomorrow though. Rully wanted to talk to Cath, but had to go eat dinner and she's offline now.
Count: Vhy don't you drop her an E-mail then?
Cause it's more fun to talk directly when we're both here online. Oh well, maybe I'll make up my mind about a few things.
Good night guys.

[daughterdeadly]

Emmet: So, did have you picked who you'll be secret santa-ing yet?

Ally: Actually, I'm still thinking about it. *Sighs.* Grr, I hardly know anyone around here. Oh well, I've allready sent in my choices and hopefully I'll find out if I got that certain someone later today..

Emmet: Yup, same here. I'd really like to find out who my secret santa though, I can't wait!

Ally: Aw, but Emmet, that would ruin the whole fun of it.

Emmet: *Smirks.* You're right, I'm just so excited! I've always loved this time of year! Everyone seems so happy and friendly and--well cheerfull!

Ally: Yeah, it's my favorite time of the year too.*Gazes suriously into the open air...* Crowded highways, People fighting eachother for gifts...*Starts laughing.* haha just kidding.

Emmet: What a nice out look on the holiday's.*Shakes head.*..I will never understand your scence of humor..

Ally: That's okay, Emmet. Not many folks do. :)

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Erin's been out for a bit. It's exam week and all that.
MN: And you know the end can't come soon enough. Oh, well, all I've got left is a few essays to finish up and my English final on Friday.
Storyteller: Good luck.
MN: Thanks...oh, and guys, the quilt shipping-out date has been pushed back again.
Nora: What? But why, we're nearly done!
MN: I know, I know. But my grandmother's coming into town in two weeks, and Mom wants her to be able to see the quilt in all its glory before we ship it off.
Nora: Ah.
MN: But you know how it'll go. We'll pack it up all nice and neat in a box, give it a proper sendoff at the post office or wherever we decide to ship from, and we'll raise a glass of something to Richard.
Storyteller: Make sure it's orange juice, okay?
MN: Will do.

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (Peering around door nervously and whispering) Is it--is it safe?
Catherine: (in normal voice) Come on in. I think she's still at the library.
(Kermit comes in and flops down into the chair. He sits for a moment with both hands over his eyes.)
Catherine: You know you're going to have to talk to her about this.
Kermit: I know, I know. I just...I just don't know what to say.
Catherine: (bewildered) Tell me again how Robot Kermit hooked up with Fozzie.
Kermit: (groans) Sheesh! Well, apparently Robot Kermit has been planning this for weeks. He shanghai'd me when Fozzie was in the little bear's room and locked me in the closet in Layla's room.
Catherine: (sympathetically) And nobody in Layla's room believed you when they heard you pounding on the door.
Kermit: Yep. Apparently, it's a pretty common thing to have to keep him locked away.
Catherine: (just a little sarcastically) Well, of course. Can't have him going around kissing your girl!
Kermit: Darn right! I mean--I mean.... (Gives Catherine a mean look.) Whose side are you on, anyway?
Catherine: (briskly) I'm not on anyone's side. I'm just trying to live in peace in my own room.
Kermit: But--but it's not my fault that Piggy got the wrong idea.
Catherine: (quietly) No, it's not your fault. But Kermit--it's not her fault either. This has been hard on her, too. She thought that something nice had happened between you. Heck--I thought you two had finally stopped messing around and, you know, started messing around for real. (hastily) Dating, I mean, in a, you know, committed sort of way.
(Kermit looks distraught and a little panicked.)
Kermit: Well, I just...I mean, I just wasn't thinking about...and then I walked into my own room--my own dorm room, mind you!--and find my girl kissing another frog. What was I supposed to do?
Catherine: (carefully) Well, I don't blame you for being upset. But I think accusing Piggy of two-timing you was a little harsh.
Kermit: (miserable, but a little defiant) But--but did you see the way she was kissing that guy?
Catherine: Kermit--she thought that guy was you! I've have thought that would make you feel better.
Kermit: Yeah, but I, and then she, and then everybody started yelling.
Catherine: (wincing) Yes. I remember that part. The entire wing of the dorm remembers that part.
Kermit: Oh, geez. I'm never gonna--I don't know what to do. (Looks at clock on the wall.) Hey--isn't the library closed?
Catherine: (not looking at Kermit) Why yes, I believe it is.
Kermit: Then where is--oh, sheesh. You don't think she left, do you? Do you think she left?
Catherine: I think she was upset. I suggested a little retail therapy, but....
Kermit: (groaning) Oh no. What a mess this is. (Looks appealing at Catherine) How can I--do you know how to get ahold of her?
Catherine: Cell phone. Duh.
Kermit: (mumbling) She's apparently blocking my calls.
Catherine: (a little surprised) Oh. Then she's even more upset that I thought. Maybe you should just give it some time--let her be for a bit.
Kermit: (pitifully) But--but we were going to spend Christmas together.
Catherine: Christmas is a long way off. Wait and see, okay? I bet she'll come around.
(Kermit starts to slump off, but Catherine asks him a question that makes him stop in his tracks.)
Catherine: What do you think would have happened if you hadn't come in when you did?
Kermit: Well, you saw what Piggy did to him while I was there. I guess she--I guess she would have darn near dismantled him.
Catherine: Why would she do that? All he did was kiss her--
Kermit: (hotly) That's not all! He tricked her! He pretended to be me so she would...oh. (He is quiet for a moment.) I guess she's embarrassed, and hurt because she thought I was...and then I yelled at her.
Catherine: Yep. She was pretty mortified. I don't think Robot Kermit is ever going to be the same.
Kermit: (muttering) Good! Is he--has, um, Layla been able to get him working again?
Catherine: Right as rain, from what I hear. And completely unrepentant.
Kermit: Unrepentant! Why I ought to--
Catherine: Sleep on it. Sleep on all of it, okay? Things may seem brighter in the morning. (yawns) I'm positively dead. I'm going to toddle off. There's leftovers in the fridge if you're hungry, and eggnog. (Impulsively, she brushes a kiss across Kermit's head as she passes.) Don't worry, Kermit. Just give her a little time to recover. It'll be okay.
Kermit: (glumly) If you say so.
(Catherine goes on to bed, but Kermit sits in the recliner for a long time after she has gone.)

[The Count]

Sure was nice of Sweetums and the other Muppet monsters to bring in the Christmas trees for the common rooms.
Count: Yes, and I can count all the ornaments!
Yep, got the trusty box of Muppet ornaments from that year you spent the holidays at Miss Piggy's cozy chalet.
(*Reference, Cath, if you're curious PM and I'll explain).

Think I'll see if Lisa's up and posting some fanfic goodness. Could use some around these parts.

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, guys, sorry to eat and run, but I have a rehearsal to get to and it takes 30 minutes to drive there. Bye! (exits)
Roomies: Bye! See ya later!
Ernie: Now that he's gone, we should talk about what we're doing for Bryan's birthday later this week.
Bert: Oh, you're right, Ernie.
Big Bird: What are we gonna do?
Telly: Let's brainstorm!
(As if on cue, a big crash of thunder and lightning)
Bert: Either the Count's counting the ornaments again or that's just coincidence.

[The Count]

Nope... Twas just coincidence buys. Actually, we were adding entries to the list thanks to all the wonderful people's work at Muppet Wiki. Bit tired though, didn't even finish. And there's soo much left to do to get it just perfect before posting the next version. Oh well, that can keep till my B-Day after I've finished with exams and stuff.
Count: Ah, I see our fanfic nagging's done for the night.
Yup, unless someone actually posts an update or two or three...
Count: Yes... Did you talk to Catherine?
Did, she was just what I needed... Someone to listen to my randomness. Bit more confident, though we'll see how long that lasts.
Count, placing hand on shoulder: I know the feeling. So really, it's OK vith me if you can't decide vhat to do regarding the castle creatures.
Thanks buddy, that means a lot.

*Both leave to go get some dinner before watching a few TV shows.

[BEAR]

Bry: Boy, things have been kinda slow and quiet around the Dorms lately.
Telly: That's cuz you haven't been around much.
Big Bird: Yeah, it's just not the same without you!
Bry: Aww thanks. Yeah, it's been a busy couple of weeks. Mainly because of this show I'm rehearsing for.
Big Bird: Oh yeah! How was rehearsal?
Bry: It was fine. By the way, I think I need to talk to you all about something.
Ernie: What is it?
Bry: Well, you all know I'm in this show, right?
Telly: Yeah...
Bert: Sure we do.
Big Bird: Yeah, and we can't wait to see it! Right, guys?
Ernie: Oh yeah!
Telly: I'm excited!
Bert: It'll be great! Eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Well, I didn't mention that it's a national tour.
Telly: What does that mean?
Bry: It means that I'll be travelling around the country performing the show.
Big Bird: Really? When do we leave?! I gotta get packing!
Bry: Slow down, Big Bird. I don't know if you guys will be able to come.
Big Bird: We won't.
Bry: I'm afraid not.
Telly: Then what's going to happen to us?
Bry: We'll figure it out. It would only be for a couple months and I'm sure you'll be looked after alright by some of our friends here at the Dorms.
Big Bird: But who's gonna tuck me in at night and make me my birdseed milkshakes for lunch?
Bry: Kyle knows the recipe, Big Bird. Remember? He's made your milkshakes dozens of times, and you will all be taken care of.
Bert: We're sure gonna miss you. Aren't we, Ernie?
Ernie: You got that right, Bert.
Bry: (sigh) Yeah...I'm really gonna miss you all too, but I'm not really leaving until March, so we don't have to worry about it too much til then. Let's just have a good time together now and enjoy our Christmas!
Telly: Yeah!
Bert: Hey, speaking of which, and in honor of the Letter of the Day --the letter F-- I've made some figgy fizz punch! Who wants some?!
Bry: Sounds refreshing! Thanks, Bert!
Bert: You're welcome, and might I add that the Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letter F and the number 5!
(all take their glasses and sit in front of the TV for a movie)