Muppet Labs Game

[Fozzie Bear]

(By Beauregard)

:confused: Greetings, and welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my fateful--oh, sorry--faithful assistant, Beaker.

:eek: Meep mee!
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GAME RULES:

The player will create the name of a Muppet Labs invention and post it on the game. In the style of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, the next player has to come up with a detailed, and good, description of the Muppet Labs invention before submitting their post (describing how it works and why), and will also list a NEW Muppet Labs invention for the next person to describe.

Based on Beauregard's example:

THE PENGUIN CRUSH-O-MATIC

The Honeydew-esque description:

Have you ever noticed how your personal penguin happens to be moping around the house, lonely and depressed only to discover that the object of his affection, the neighbor's female pet penguin, happens to not love him? Well, now your penguin can crush his disappointment forever as Muppet Labs presents the Penguin Crush-o-Matic. Yes, friends, this little beauty of a machine will entice your neighbor's pet penguin to fall in love with your own penguin in the matter of minutes. Watch now as we demonstrate:

First we turn on the machine, second we wait. Notice the lovely Lawrence Welk Champagne Music eminating from our love machine and drifting toward the neighbor's yard where LO! his female penguin has taken notice of the love song and is looking our way! Here she comes now! Our own penguin has realized that she is on the way and just look how he perks up!! Yes, friends, we are seeing science in action as we bring these two love birds together!

Oh, uh, Beaker. Put those penguins down. And stop kissing me!!

So, basically, you're taking a title that someone creates and writing a short script for a Muppet Labs sketch.

So, next post starts the game!!

[Philo and Gunge]

The TV 4000

[Princeton]

:confused: : Ever want to watch a show that was sadly taken off the air, but would begin a new life in syndication, only to find out that the channel that it's on is not available in your area? Well, worry not, because Muppet Labs is proud to present the TV 4000! Yes, no matter what show you're looking for, you'll find it on one of its 4000 channels. Hey, it's not called the TV 4000 for nothing; with 4000 channels you're sure to find your favorite show! So sit back, relax, and enjoy a long lost episode of Herman's Head, My Mother The Car, or whatever!

Next invention: The Hat Picker 200

[Beth C]

Oh Fozzie, I fell off my chair laughing at the sample posts! Beaker kissing Bunsen! Way too funny.

I'm gonna take a stab at this.

:confused: Have you ever had the problem with picking out just the right hat to go with your outfit of the day? Well, Muppet Labs has solved your problem. With a simple flip of the switch, the Hat Picker 200 will not only pick out a correct hat, it will also place it gently on your head.

Beaker will now demonstrate.

:eek: Meeep meep! *flips switch*

:confused: See how Beaker is dressed in cowboy clothes? See the hat picker choosing the correct cowboy hat? Now watch it place it gently on Beaker's head. *the machine then proceeds to jam the hat down so hard that Beaker's head pops out the top and he is now wearing the hat around his shoulders* Um..oh dear. Maybe it still needs a bit of work.



Next Machine The Frog Cleaner

[Philo and Gunge]

Ever wanted to clean up those gunky frogs, well this machine takes care of that. Simply place the frog into are 3-room machine, first the frog will be soaked in lukewarm water, then the frog will be soaked from head to toe in shampoo and then will be dried off in the hot tub inside.

Next machine: Muppet Maker 10.6

[Princeton]

Can you not decide on your favorite Muppet? If so, the Muppet Maker 10.6 is the machine for you! Simply press the button with Kermit's face on it and out pops a Muppet with different features of your favorites. Any combination is possible. For example, your Muppet could have Beaker's hair, Kermit's eyes, Piggy's nose, Fozzie's ears, and Janice's mouth all in one Muppet! The possibilities are endless!

Next invention: The Potato Thrower 3000

[Disneys Muppets]

Cool game.

[Philo and Gunge]

Tired of weakly throwing potatos? Well this throws potatos right at your friends. Use it at parties, BBQ's and other random places.

Next machine: Egg Sucker

[Beauregard]

Here in the Muppet Labs we can finally teach your Grandpa to suck eggs. Here, is a lovely friendly chicken, who will very kindly provide the egg.

*points to Camilla, who is sat on the top of a long spiral tube*

And here, is Beaker taking the place of your Grandpa.

*Beaker is stood below the long green tube, wlookig up*

And when I press this button.

*presses large red button*

The machine will suck an egg right from the chicken, and it will slide down the long windy narrow tube, landing in beaker's mouth.

*A large golden egg smacks Beaker on the head, and knocks him out*

Alternatly...

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR: The Great Globe Trotter 20 and 2

[Philo and Gunge]

Ever wanted to explore the world without leaving home? Well, with Muppet Labs' The Great Globe Trotter 20 and 2 you won't have to worry. Our vechile here can simulate a jeep going around your favorite country of interest as my assistant Beaker will demonstarte. You could have lunch, buy souviners, spend the night and all with a click of a button. Beaker! Put your seatbelt on, our tossing yourself too much!

Next machine: Fun & Games Killer Version 1.0

[Beauregard]

Fun and Games Killer v. 1.0 is the most, ooh ho yes, most exciting of our new gadgety devices. Is there a game you have always wanted to destroy? Monopoly, is the one taht Beaker chose, because he always wins, and I always, oooh ho yes, loose to him...uh hum. So, today he has decided to get rid of this game once and for all time, with this wonderfull machine. Simply insert one copy of the game here...

..and then hand another copy to your assistant. Then press this, where is it? Ah yes, this button...

..and boom, walla! Both copies explode in a giant poof of smoke, and, er, where's Beaker gone?

Next: The Flipping Pizza Popper...

[Philo and Gunge]

Tired of making burned pizzas in the oven? Or waiting a half-hour to wait for pizza? Well, with the Flipping Pizza Popper it does that all instantly. Simply put a pizza in our toaster-like box. For this we will use Beaker instead of a pizza. (Beaker pops out covered in pepperoni and shaped like a circle) Beaker! What happend to you?

Next Machine: MuppetCrypts/MuppetsInTheRye Extreminator

[Beauregard]

WARNING: As the unoficial Game Master of this game, I have to say Philo taht almost all of your ideas for machines have been against those two, or involving teh Game's forum. Would you please Cut It Out.

NEXT MACHINE: The Rose Petal Beatle Terminator

[Philo and Gunge]

Tired of rose petal bugs taking over your home? Well then, with Muppet Labs' Rose Petal Beatle Terminator you'll never have to worry about that again. Simply put this nozel onto your home and when they come by... KA-BLOOEY! Their dead!

Next Machine: Kashinelfliz Sandwich Butter

[Beauregard]

Oh, wow, ohw this new little gadgetmagiggy is more exciting than even I can express, so Beaker, over to you:

Beaker: Meep, meep, mip! Meepmeep meepp meeeeep!

:confused: Indeed 'meep' is right, oh tall squeaky one. So, please watch carefully.

*Ka-Boom!*

:eek: Meep! *cough* Meepers!

:confused: Oh beeping thing...

Next: Micro Word Depressor

[Philo and Gunge]

:confused: Always wanted to make those micro words cry? Well with Muppet Labs' Micro Word Depressor... YOU CAN! Simpy write something down and scan it on our little machine here and... Beakie, will you demonstarte. (Beaker scans a word and Mirco Words come out of the screen on the machine)

Micro Words: We know all about you little deperessor plan. ATTACK! (Micro words attack Muppet Labs)

:confused: That's all for today on Muppet Labs.

Next Machine: Relaxatron 600

[JaniceFerSure]

Ok,this is my first one,that I think I can muster one up,so be patient.

Dr. Honeydew: Welcome to Muppet Labs,where the future *wiggles fingers* is being made today. You all know my assistant Beaker?

Beaker: Meep,meep.

Dr. Honeydew: Well,here is our latest and greatest invention.The Relaxatron 600. Yes,the Relaxatron 600 is a scientific wonder. Just imagine,a machine that can easily *wiggles fingers* melt your stress away. Ok Beaker,just step into the Relaxatron 600 & we'll begin the relaxation process.

:: Beaker steps into machine ::

Dr. Honeydew: I shall now turn the machine on,like so *pushing blue button* & you will see Beaker's stress instantly melt away.Right Beakie?

:: Beaker begins to shrink or 'melt' into nothingness ::

Dr. Honeydew: There you have it ladies and gents,Beaker is now stress free! ::looking around:: Beaker? Now where did he go to?

<we hear a tiny set of meeps coming from the floor>

Dr. Honeydew: Well,that's our day here,at Muppet Labs. Beaker?


next machine: Gum Taste-Stretcher 5000

[Jonathan]

Gum Taste-Stretcher 5000

Ever wonder what a new flavor gum tased like but your to scared to try it?
well we got the machen for you. this machine first stretches out the gum numerious times untill the gum has the "pre-chued". Then the gum is ruped on a REAL HUMAN TUG each machien has. the machen then tells you how the gum tasted

Next Invention: The Ultimate Puppeter 80000

[Beauregard]

The Ultimate in Puppeters! Have your arms ever started to ache after just minutes in a Puppet? Well, here in Muppet Labs we have the answer for you. As beaker will demonstrate, with his little, ahh how cute, teddy bear, all you have to do is insert your puppet, or teddy, in here...ah yes, and then press this...uh huh...turn that....um hm...spin, er, the thinggerme, and pull this lever.

And..oh dear.

Next: Rioting Mashed Potato Eater

[Fozzie Bear]

Greetings once again and welcome to Muppet Labs where the future is being made today. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my faithful assistant, Beaker! Say hello, Beakie.

Mee meee.

Good work, Beaker!

Meemoo.

Friends, have you ever been cooking a great Sothern Soul Food Supper and realized that the potatoes were just 'eyeing' you? That they are ready to picket because they realize that they're next in the boiling pot of water? Well, you no longer have to worry about those riotous potatoes any longer!

Meeooo Meep?

No, Beaker, you don't! Today, we present you with the "Rioting Mashed Potato Eater." All you have to do is add the angry potatoes and this machine does the rest of the work for you.

Simply open the Angry Riotous Potato Entry door at the top of the machine, drop in the potatoes where, for approximately one minute they will listen to soothing classical music to soften them up a bit, then they will drop down into the px400 Steamer Box where they will be immediately be moistened through-and-through prior to being sent into the Slice/Dice/Crush/n/Mush-ater-box and be turned into Mashed Potatoes, then they come out the end on a little spoon and are fed to you!

Yes, friends, we have made it simple for you to avoid those "Hater Taters."

And now, Beaker will demonstrate the Rioting Mashed Potato Eater. Go ahead, Beaker.

Mee meep.

Now, you see Beaker approaching the Rioting Potatoes and...

MEEE MEEEE!!!

no, Beaker, YOU grab THEM. Beaker, you're doing this all wrong! You don't let them grab you like that. Take the upper hand and...Beaker! Get out of that machine! Don't let those potatoes do that to...you...and...hey! Oh, dear!

Well, friends, looks like we may need to do some more work on our device here, but tune in next time where we introduce you to the Muppet Labs' Poodle Poofer.

For now, I'm going to go listen to some soothing classical music, get steamed through-and-through, and mashed. *Sigh*

MEEEEE!!

[Beauregard]

He, he, fun-nie Foz!

[JaniceFerSure]

Very good writing Fozzie.

[Kye]

Honeydew- Welcome, once again, To muppet labs, where the future is being created very soon. I am very happy to announce the my faithful assistant beaker is now out of traction and recovering nicely from a rather recent experiment gone wrong, I would mention it but i am not allowed to due to the impending lawsuit! Say hello Beeker

Beeker- meep

Honeydew- Here at muppet labs we are always looking for ways to better everyday life, and not just for you, but for the family dog as well!

Rowlf- Well its about time!

Honeydew- Rowlf, what a nice surprise, your just in time to help us demonstrate our newest invention the Muppet labs Poodle Poofer!

Rowlf- uhhh, yeah, but uhh no! I just got...poofed last thursday,..gotta run!(he exits)

Honeydew- Well it looks like its just you and me beeker

beeker- !!??

Honeydew-Beeker if you could please step inside the muppetlabs poodle poofer, thank you. now i will just bolt lock the door...

beeker- Meep meep mee mee?

Honeydew yes, lets see our little dial over here... there are 3 settings....
Poof, Poofy, and ultra afro. Since beeker is a first timer, and is not a poodle lets choose poofy(turns dial and room starts to light up like a warped microwave)
Pay attention to beekers hair(beekers carrot top appears to be smoking)

DING

Ahhh that sound means that the the process should be complete and i can just turn it off...(goes over to dial, and it breaks off in his hand)

beeker- meeeeeep

Honeydew- oh this cant be good.

(Meep meep)( entire machine starts glowing and smoking)MEEP
:confused: Not to worry,( pulls the plug and machine shuts down...holds up plug..) thats why I always install this emergency shut off pull cord)

And lets see how our little poofy poodle looks..(opens door, beeker staggers out all his hair is singed off)

:eek: mee!

honeydew-Oh beeker, thats a great look for you!! make sure you join us next week when we demonstrate our newest invention..
The Impartial Particle Polisher

[muppetmayhem]

Wow, A Micro word depressor, very rare actually. You want to know how it works?... It's quite simple really. This device scans for traces of words spoken by a specific person. This device is most commonly used as a evesdropping device. All you have to do is type in the person you would like to hear talking, like this... um let's put in... Kermit the Frog...
* the machine starts up and makes wierd noises.*
Beep bloop.. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeswwwwwwwwwweeeeeeddddddddooooooor rrrrrrppppppppp.
beep bop.
BOOM!

*you can hear kermit talking to piggy some 50 miles away*

"Gee Piggy, that's great that we are visiting the lake just the two of us. Without anybody looking over my shoulder or nothing. "

"Let's just hope that nobody is using a micro word depressor!:" ;)

[muppetmayhem]

oops never mind! :o :o :(

[Philo and Gunge]

Wow, A Micro word depressor, very rare actually. You want to know how it works?... It's quite simple really. This device scans for traces of words spoken by a specific person. This device is most commonly used as a evesdropping device. All you have to do is type in the person you would like to hear talking, like this... um let's put in... Kermit the Frog...
* the machine starts up and makes wierd noises.*
Beep bloop.. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeswwwwwwwwwweeeeeeddddddddooooooor rrrrrrppppppppp.
beep bop.
BOOM!

*you can hear kermit talking to piggy some 50 miles away*

"Gee Piggy, that's great that we are visiting the lake just the two of us. Without anybody looking over my shoulder or nothing. "

"Let's just hope that nobody is using a micro word depressor!:" ;)
You are starting to getting extremley ANNOYING!

[JaniceFerSure]

This thread hasn't been looked at in awhile. Let's make another invention:

The Clean Air Machine

[DanDanStrawberry]

Bunsen: Hello and welcome to Muppet labs; where we're showing off our all new "clean air" machine. Now if you, like Beaker here--

Beaker: Meep meep!

Bunsen:-- suffer from severe gas after just one glass of cola- you need be embarassed no more thanks to the clean air machine. To prevent your gas from escaping into the room, pour your cola in here before drinking it- just like Beaker here!

*Beaker pours cola into machine and drinks*

Beaker: Meeep meep!!

Bunsen: You see it really does work

*Beaker's head explodes"

Bunsen: Well, that's all from Muppet Labs. But dont forget to come back for our next showing, where Beaker will be pieced back together and will show off our new invention The Tooth Fairy Sugar Cubes

[pheonix]

Dr: :confused: hello again and welcome to another exciting day at the muppet labs where I Dr Bunsen honydew and my assisstant Beaker...B: :eek: meep
Dr: are discovering today's latest inventions! and do we have an amazing invention to show you today folks?
B: meep meep meep?!
Dr: Yes of course we have an invetion beaker! go and get The Tooth Fairy Sugar Cubes!!

(beaker exits)

Dr: yes friends our very own muppet labs has discovered the means in which you can capture that pesky tooth fairy for taking your teeth for a measley penny and really get your money's worth!

(Beaker re-enters carrying a glittery box)

Dr: The idea of theses sugar cubes is to lure the unsuspecting fairy into a trap which i must add doesn't hurt them in any way at all...
B: Meep moo!
Dr: Shh! Beaker that was an accident

(Beaker looks worried)

Dr: The sugar cubes are Only however to be used on the fairies as it can have some nasty side effects to those other than tooth fairies. Now where is my...
B: meep?
Dr: My tea?... there it is... did you remember to put sugar in it beaker? you know i have a sweet tooth!!?
B: MEEP!!?

(Dr takes a swig)

Dr: As i was saying handle these sugar cubes with extreme caution...
(he stops, then shivers then comes out in red spots to a funny popping noises)
Dr: Beaker where did u get the sugar for my tea?
B: Meep moo meep! (points at sparkly box)
Dr: Beaker!!!
(just as he is about to "attack" beaker a giant fairy along with little fairies surround him obviously after his sugar breath!)
Dr: (Running around furiously) Tune in next time... to hear about... our newest invention... the bed-hair machine!!!

[DanDanStrawberry]

Bunsen: Hello and welcome to Muppet labs where the future is being made today. Now, if you like so many people have pesky hair on your pillow every morning--

Beaker: Meep meep moop?

Bunsen: That was a fairly cheap shot, Beaker. Anyway, if you wake up with hair on your pillow every morning then we have the invention for you. Notice that on the bed behind me, Beaker has slept in it and left behind several of his red hairs. Now Beaker will lie down and an incubator will surround him, making sure that he loses no hair in his sleep. All hair in his head will be attracted to him. Now, if Beaker would just climb in...

Beaker: Moop meep meeep! Meeeep

Bunsen: We've been through this, Beaker. No sugar after 6 pm. Now climb in

Beaker: Mama meep meep-em. Meem-min

Bunsen: There, now I will just turn on the machine

*pushes button and Beaker sprouts thousands of hairs*

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meep!! Meeeeeeeep!

Bunsen: Oh well. Dont forget to come back to Muppet Labs, where we'll be showing you the Automatic BertandErnie-o-meter

[Gonzo14]

Do you ever look at people and think "they'd be funnier if they were Bert and Ernie" all you have to do is point it at them and push the button and BAM, they'll instantly turn into Bert and Ernie. Stay tuned next week for our next invention, The Anti Ugliness Generator :confused: :eek:

[Fozzie Bear]

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to Muppet Labs where the future is being made today! I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my faithful assistant, Beaker!

Today, I am very excited for all you ugly people out there as we have the Anti-Ugliness Generator! Indeed, all you have to do is be an ugly person, enter into this tank, have a seat, and the machine will take care of everything else! Are you missing teeth? Is your hair falling out or bald? Wrinkles? Look like someone ran across your face with a stump grinder? Fear your ugliness no longer!!

My assistant Beaker will now be our test subject for the Anti-Ugliness Generator and...oh, Beakie! Go on in there! It won't hurt one bit. That's it...good boy!

I just lock the door, push the button and here we go!

In just a moment, I will open this door and poor ugly Beaker will now be the handsomest man on earth! OH! There went the ding. He's done!

He's...um...

Oh, dear. He IS done. Well, that'll teach me to use parts from a microwave in my inventions.

Well, tune in next time for our combination Belly Button Lint Remover and Jam Maker!

Anybody got ketchup?

[Gonzo14]

Do you ever have trouble deciding wheater you want to remove Belly Button Lint or Make Jam. well now you can do both. with our combination Lint remover and jam maker. Just insert the Lint, add strawberries, and BAM, you get jam. While this may seem gross, it is actually 100% sanitary, it's cleaner than real jam. We'll have Beaker test it out, go ahead Beaker. (beaker eats the jam and shrinks to 2 feet tall. Um, we obviously have some kinks to work out, tune in next week for our latest invention, The Beaker Translator. :eek: :eek:

[Kimp the Shrimp]

The Beaker Translater: Hi i'm Guest Science Guy Pepe and to day i will unviel my Translater OK-ey

Mr beaker can you please come out

Pepe:say some thing in to this mike

Beaker: Meepepepepee Meepepemeepepepememempppp

(Beaker talks Nothing)

Whats wrong Ok-ey

(Pepe Looks around)

Pepe: Oh it's not Plugged in

( Pepe Plugs in Just Then It starts to Rain)

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ POP BOOOOOOMMMMMM

(Beaker has once again been Blown Up)

[Fozzie Bear]

What's the name of the next device, Kimp? You get to name it for someone else to describe.

[Kimp the Shrimp]

SORRY

Grovers Automatic Disco Shoes

[Fozzie Bear]

BUNSEN: Greetings, Everyone, and welcome to Muppet Labs where the FUTURE is being made TODAY! And I am ecSTATIC that today, we have developed an item for all you 1970s-jive-dancing-wanna-be's! Here before us now we have the "Grover's Automatic Disco Shoes!"

As you may recall, our good friend Grover Monster from Sesame Street did a great tribute to that well-known movie "Saturday Night Fever," starring John Travolta. Grover did dance so well! Today, however, my assistant Beaker will wear these shoes and become a disco dancing FOOL!

Beaker: Mee meee?

Bunsen: (helps Beaker put on the shoes.) There, and aren't those some attractive shoes?

Beaker: Mepp! Mee meeee me meep.

Bunsen: Yes, I knew you would especially love the elevated soles, Beakie! (back to audience) Now, these shoes also have many uses besides dancing! They jog for you, run for you, pedal your bike, and even straighten your socks! Here we go, Beakie! Ready?

Beaker: Meep!

Bunsen: (Presses button. Nothing. Presses it again. Nothing.) Oh, dear, Beakie! It seems we've run into a little snag, but no problem! (Grabs a screwdriver and tinkers with the buttons). Just righty-tighty this screw here and...

*POP! SIZZLE!*

Bunsen: Oh, dear. I think I've shorted it!

Beaker: Mo-oh!

Bunsen: Maybe we better take these shoes right off your fee...uh, oh!

(The shoes begin to run in place, do a moon walk, then blast off across the room running! Suddenly...)

BANG!

(a hole is in the wall the shape of Beaker as he goes running off down the block.)

Bunsen: Oh, dear! That'll cost some money to fix. Well, tune in next time folks when we'll display our new "Radio Controlled Box Taper."

Beaker: (running in background) Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Bunsen: Don't worry, Beakie! They power will run down by tomorrow!!

[Kimp the Shrimp]

"Radio Controlled Box Taper."

Hello Bunson here have you ever wanted to tape something well you eat and hold a remote well now you can as my ***'t beaker depostes this " Radio Controlled Box taper " well i sort throught this refrigrater box being sent w/ fish to china

beaker hit the power buttoin it seels a small sho bok on the table he then moves on to a bigger box on the floor direct the remote towards the box and walla the box tapes shut gust then the phone rings. Beaker gets up and accdently drops the repote it breaks the Box Taper goes wild looking for boks see Bunsons box tapes it shut with Bunson inside. beaker comes back into the shot looks around sees the broken remote and says Meeeppeppepeppepepp ( translation well bunson will fix it when he gets back).

The door rings it's Fed-ex to pick up the pkg's to be sent to China


Beaker looking around for Bunson take the cue and says meep meep meppepepepepep meeeppepepeepepep ( transtlation: join us next time when we try out the Sandwich Locator)

[Fozzie Bear]

Greetings! Welcome to Muppet Labs where the Future is being made today. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my faithful assistant Beaker...

B: Mee mee mee.

Thank you, Beakie!
Well, friends, ever get to lunchtime in your busy business workday and discover that your lunch is gone? "Now, where is that sandwich?" You ask yourself. Well, I'm happy to announce today that your lunchtime worries are over forever more! We've developed a new item that will help you detect your sandwich!! Simply turn it on and...

*The machine begins beeping and pointing*

Oh, wait...I hid the sandwich over the other direction and it's...Well, folks, it's obviously malfunctioning. Oh, how embarassing it's...I can't...oh, dear!

*The machine begins pulling Bunsen in another direction*

Beaker: Mee meee?!

Look out, Beaker!

*The machine and Bunsen both plow into Beaker and knock him down, the machine obviously explodes because it's not a Muppet skit if it doesn't. Bunsen and Beaker climb up on the edge of the table.*

I don't understand that, Beaker! It's supposed to find a sandwich, but it found you instead.

Beaker: Me? Mee mee mee meee.

You ATE the sandwich, Beaker?

Beaker; Meep.

OH GOODIE! And there you have it folks, the Sandwich Locator WORKS!! Of course, I'll have to fix that self-destruct problem...

Tune in next time gang when the Automatic Bobby Pin Applicator will be announced!

Beaker: Mee mee..

What do you mean you're still hungry?

[abiraniriba]

Bunsen: Greetings, and welcome to Muppet Labs where the future is being made today. Ladies have you ever had trouble putting bobby pins in your hair? Well fret no more, because I have the answer. The Automatic Bobby Pin Applicator will put those pins in your hair in no time. Allow my assistant Beaker to demonstrate on Miss Piggy.

Beaker places the machine which looks something like one of those hair dryers at a beauty salon on Miss Piggy's head and turns it on. A few minutes later he removes it and Miss Piggy has a huge beehive a la Marge Simpson.

Bunsen: See how Miss Piggy's hair is all pinned up, and now for the real test. (Brings a mirror over to Miss Piggy so she can look at herself)

Miss Piggy looks at her hair and calls Bunsen and Beaker over. She then karate kicks them out of the lab.

Next machine: The Exploded Beaker Reassembler

[Kimp the Shrimp]

good morning my favorite muppets

live from Muppet labs have you ever blown up your assistant

well with the beaker reassambeli makes it easy as one two three



first put all the parts onto the hypo box

second press the the big button and wait

" alot of lights and bells go off then some smoke"

no need to worry its all normal

" just then Beaker walks out all mangled with a arm as a leg and his nose on his butt and mouth where his eye is at and other things"


well Beaker and i will see u agian next time with are monkey gold tooth finder

[abiraniriba]

I was thinking more along the lines of something to reassemble an exploded glass beaker, however your invention sounds funnier. I have no idea what I would do with a monkey gold tooth finder though so maybe someone else should invent it.

[Gonzo14]

Have you ever wanted to find a gold monkey tooth and been unsuccessful, yes we've all been there, but not any more, all you have to to is strap this product to the chest of a willing assistant (in this case beaker), when you press the button, it will give them a great shock and will shoot them to the nearest gold monkey tooth. Stay tuned next week for the Electronic Cow

[abiraniriba]

:confused: Greetings. You're probably wondering why I am doing my show from a farm today instead of from my lab. Well the answer is that today I am going to demonstrate the Electronic Cow. Yes farmers no longer will you have to sit under your cow pulling at its udder in order for milk to come out. Just push a button and you get all the milk you want. My assistant Beaker will now demonstrate.

Cow and Beaker walk in together and Beaker places bucket underneath Cow. he then presses button and milk starts to come out of the Cow.

:confused: As you can see the milk is coming out and the bucket is filling, leaving Beaker free to do other farming chores.

Bucket continues filling, and overflows. MILK washes Beaker, and Bunsen away. Cow drowns.

Next invention: Spouse Shutter-Upper

[abiraniriba]

Sorry guys my wife was having PMS when I came up with this idea. Actually, she 's still having it, as of now her period is 4 days late.:eek: The last time this happened we had a miscarriage. If this one turns out to be a pregnancy and is carried to full term it will have the same birthday as our firstborn, just a few years apart. My wife does not relish that idea. Guess I'll have to invent this machine to revive this game so here goes.

Bunsen: Greetings and welcome to Muppet Labs. Husbands and wives, does your spouse talk too much? I know my lab assistant does, all that meep meeping can get annoying. Which is why I invented the spouse shutter upper. And to demonstrate I have brought out the world famous married couple Kermit and Piggy.
Kermit and Piggy enter the lab having an argument. Bunsen hands the device, which looks suspiciously like a toilet plunger, to Kermit. Kermit places it over Piggy's mouth.
Bunsen: As you can see the spouse shutter-upper works perfectly. Piggy can't talk now so Kermit is free to get in the last word.
Bunsen hands another spouse shutter-upper to Piggy who places it over Kermit's mouth.
Bunsen: It works just as well when the husband is the one doing too much talking. This machine is wonderful, it will stop couples all over the world from having arguments. It can even work for disputes between world leaders....
Bunsen goes on incessantly till Kermit and Piggy grab an extra large version of the device and place it on his mouth.
Announcer: Tune in next week when we present the Silencer For Cars With Excessively Loud Speakers

[Gonzo14]

Have you ever been annoyed by cars with really loud speakers, well we have the invention for you. The Silencer For Cars With Excessively Loud Speakers. All you do, is point it at the car and it will automatically create a forcefield around the car silencing the speakers for everyone except those in the noisy car. it is fool proof, right Beaker (he looks and sees beaker trapped floating in the forcefield), Oh well, anyway tune in next week for the Amazing Chef's Hat that gives everyone Amazing Cooking Skills (that's all i can come up with)