Hey Ken, Muppet Central Action Figures?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

How about it? We've got Muppet action figures, why not some li'l ol' figures of some of us? The "Muppet Central Action Figure" line.

We could have different "characters" of us sittin' at computers, typin', laughin', postin', correctin', arguin'...and then come the variants!

I, for one, would love to have my very own "Postin' Emmy"! She'd be a fun companion to have on my desk. :)

[grail]

heh...

or what about a Ken Lilly action figure? it'd come with G4 (eww) with which to surf MC, a desk (with a blotter calendar showing promised/actual ship dates) and chair, and the Crazy Harry explosives plunger with wires that lead to a breakapart model of the factory...

and it could sport a magnetic ball-cap too so people stop giving him noise about his (lack of) hair...then maybe a variant with Shatner-esque magnetic toupee.

(then maybe a Mike Horn figure with "falling out of his chair laughing" action for when he reads this post)

[ResidentLilly]

Hey if I made an action figure of myself I would do a full head of rooted hair on it. Bit time 'fro...why not? We are dreaming here right?

[Luke]

The Ken Lilly action figure would have to come with a Heidi Klum pack in - Va Va Voom !!!! :D

[ResidentLilly]

There is of course a good joke here...but I will refrain in the interests of keeping it clean....

[Luke]

Yes, emphasis on the word 'Action' figure ! ;-)

[Pschtyckque]

Bwahahahah!!

[radionate]

Just wondering if the Byron action figure would be nekkid or not. I don't want a nekkid Byron action figure. I think it would scare small children.

[Luke]

Nah, Byron would be wearing Janice 'Sunday' Panties !

[radionate]

Forget the children, that would scare and scar me!

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
I, for one, would love to have my very own "Postin' Emmy"! She'd be a fun companion to have on my desk. :)

Ken, please make one, or he might try to borrow me!

Really!

He might!

:D

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Luke
Nah, Byron would be wearing Janice 'Sunday' Panties !


Heehee...maybe "Nekkid Byron" would be an exlusive. :)

Unless the panties were removable, then...

;)

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik

Ken, please make one, or he might try to borrow me!

Really!

He might!

:D

LOL!!!

Don't worry Emmy, I'll just try to scrounge up $8.99 to afford a Postin' Emmy of my very own. Maybe an exclusive variant could be "Ladybug Emmy"! LOL!!

And I simply must have another variant---"Utterly Feminine and Vulnerable Jackie"---complete with "spillable" glass of water! LOL!

:D

[Luke]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
And I simply must have another variant---"Utterly Feminine and Vulnerable Jackie"---complete with "spillable" glass of water! LOL! :D

Now theres a story i haven't heard yet !

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man


LOL!!!

Don't worry Emmy, I'll just try to scrounge up $8.99 to afford a Postin' Emmy of my very own. Maybe an exclusive variant could be "Ladybug Emmy"! LOL!!



I don't care what the exclusive variant is, as long as there's a Bill Barretta pack-in!

:D

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Luke
Now theres a story i haven't heard yet !

Nope, and it was even better live!! LOL!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
I don't care what the exclusive variant is, as long as there's a Bill Barretta pack-in!

Well, if I can have a Janice and Mokey pack-in, you got yourself a deal! :)

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man


Well, if I can have a Janice and Mokey pack-in, you got yourself a deal! :)

Sure, but I think all action figures should have a Bill Barretta pack-in.

"It's the new GI Joe action figure with Bill Barretta pack-in!"

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man



Heehee...maybe "Nekkid Byron" would be an exlusive. :)

Unless the panties were removable, then...We'd all be in trouble!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
We'd all be in trouble!

:D

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Luke


Now theres a story i haven't heard yet !

All that happened was that i was talking on the phone with Bryon and all of a sudden i spill a WHOLE glass of water on myself and I squealed. Now Jackie doesn't normally do that when she's having an intellectual conversation about Muppets and Mary Costa with Byron so he flips out and says "I never heard you so feminine and vulnerable before!!!" LOL!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jackie
All that happened was that i was talking on the phone with Bryon and all of a sudden i spill a WHOLE glass of water on myself and I squealed. Now Jackie doesn't normally do that when she's having an intellectual conversation about Muppets and Mary Costa with Byron so he flips out and says "I never heard you so feminine and vulnerable before!!!" LOL!!

ROFL!!!

And it was classic! I mean, c'mon---who would ever picture cool, collected, low-voiced, well-mannered Athena helplessly squealin' like a giddy girl?! LOL!!

[Jackie]

Byron!!! Sorry about the spelling error above...by the way I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Jackie
Byron!!! Sorry about the spelling error above...by the way I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!!!

That's okay. ;)

And thank ya!! I was wonderin' if it would get noticed. :) That's all thanks to ForeignMan! :D

(The siggy was on my own, lol)

[Luke]

Originally posted by Jackie
All that happened was that i was talking on the phone with Bryon and all of a sudden i spill a WHOLE glass of water on myself and I squealed. Now Jackie doesn't normally do that when she's having an intellectual conversation about Muppets and Mary Costa with Byron so he flips out and says "I never heard you so feminine and vulnerable before!!!" LOL!!

LMAO - ok, well i'd hate to see you freak if it was battery acid. Of course nakedness comes after battery acid spillages so trying to carry on an intellectual conversation nekkid would be a bit hard ! ;-)

[Crazy Harry]

My exlcusive would probably be 'Failed booby trap Crazy Chris'. It would be me in my socks and undies with a huge flypaper and Barretta cutout.

99 more until I reach 400.

[Luke]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
It would be me in my socks and undies with a huge flypaper and Barretta cutout.

Um Flypaper and Bill Baretta ?

Luke
*Backs away quietly*

[radionate]

I know my exclusive would come with the following:

A headset and Microphone!
A collection of Broadway Musical CDs
My kitty cat Tibbs!
different wigs for my different "dos"
And of course a script!

[Crazy Harry]

Go read the thread Bring back the Emmy! Bring back the Emmy! and it will make a little more sence. And it wasn't the real Barretta, just a life sized cardboard cut-out.

Only 98 more untill I reach 400.

[Crazy Harry]

I wonder just how much Re: I could possibly fit in there.

Only 97 more untill I reach 400

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
My exlcusive would probably be 'Failed booby trap Crazy Chris'. It would be me in my socks and undies with a huge flypaper and Barretta cutout.

99 more until I reach 400.

Oh boy, what fun!

I'd just have to be careful and not touch the flypaper...

[Crazy Harry]

I thought you'd like it Byron. You were the one laughing to the point of hyperventalating(sp?) when it happened. I shudder when I think about what poeple might do with a figure of me half naked and of you in Janice panties.

Only 95 more until I reach 400.

[EmmyMik]

You know, I've been thinking about it, there does need to be a Two-Spur Emmy exclusive...

(With Bill Barretta pack-in of course)

[beaker]

>>>How about it? We've got Muppet action figures, why not some li'l ol' figures of some of us? The "Muppet Central Action Figure" line.

We could have different "characters" of us sittin' at computers, typin', laughin', postin', correctin', arguin'...and then come the variants!<<<

great...but do you or most on here *actually* know what the other members look like, or just their small avatars?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I shudder when I think about what poeple might do with a figure of me half naked and of you in Janice panties.

Yeesh---so do I!

:eek:

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man


Yeesh---so do I!

:eek: I wouldn't play with the. I don't care what anyone thinks otherwise!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
You know, I've been thinking about it, there does need to be a Two-Spur Emmy exclusive...

(With Bill Barretta pack-in of course)

Oh, most definitely---we'll have a whole new line, "Muppet Gulch Action Figures"! :D

[radionate]

Ohh Ohh, I get my Bubble Gun and Emmy gets her shrink wrap gun right?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
Ohh Ohh, I get my Bubble Gun and Emmy gets her shrink wrap gun right?

Yep, and I get my pitcher of orange juice, which can be spilt on Miss Jackie, which makes her utterly feminine and vulnerable!

LOL!!

:D

[Crazy Harry]

I never got a gun :(, just jail record and a badger who won't stop fallowing me.

Only 94 more until I reach 400.

[beaker]

Only 94 more until I reach 400.<<<


aw, but how long til ya join the coveted elite top ten?

[grail]

man...i'm barely in the top 30...

but climbing fast...

i love it here...

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by beaker
aw, but how long til ya join the coveted elite top ten?

I don't know. How long would it take me to find out where you, Jamie, Luke, Byron, Kevin, Nate, Warrick, Ken, Emmy and Drtooth (sorry for not knowing your real name) all live and beat you all with a rake?

Only 92 more until I reach 400.

[beaker]

>>>man...i'm barely in the top 30...

but climbing fast...

i love it here...<<<

well were glad to have you and everyone else here! So many people new to mc that I dont remember from delphi mc.
but seriosuly, why cant there be 1000+ members on here?

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


I don't know. How long would it take me to find out where you, Jamie, Luke, Byron, Kevin, Nate, Warrick, Ken, Emmy and Drtooth (sorry for not knowing your real name) all live and beat you all with a rake?

Only 92 more until I reach 400.

Hey now. Remember who you're talking about!


**gets out shrink-wrap gun**

:D

[beaker]

>>>I don't know. How long would it take me to find out where you, Jamie, Luke, Byron, Kevin, Nate, Warrick, Ken, Emmy and Drtooth (sorry for not knowing your real name) all live and beat you all with a rake?<<<

how about rubber chickens? i really hope everyone on here, and fans alike offline as well can make it to muppetfest 2003. could ya imagine if instead of these little endless funny threads by everyone, this was in real life? very cool. muppets take manhattan...muppet central takes new york.
2003: oh the possibilities!

564 posts til 1000!

///beaker///

[Zack the Dog]

what's the top ten? what is everyone talking about?


Zack)Rowlf the, how come i never know?Dog.

[grail]

Originally posted by Zack the Dog
what's the top ten? what is everyone talking about?

go to the "members" tab accross the top, one of the way the listings can be displayed is by number of posts...

to which i just added one to mine by answering!

woo!

[radionate]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


Hey now. Remember who you're talking about!


**gets out shrink-wrap gun**

:D
Yeah, that's right!

Gets out Bubble Gun

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


Hey now. Remember who you're talking about!


**gets out shrink-wrap gun**

:D

Sorry, but I can't even remember WHAT I'm talking about. Now you two put those away before I sick the badger on you.

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Oo! Oo! And I want "Fusco's-Fallin' Jackie"!

FRYMYHIDE!!!

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


Sorry, but I can't even remember WHAT I'm talking about. Now you two put those away before I sick the badger on you.

**shrink-wraps badger**

**hands badger back to Chris**

Here's you're badger...

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


**shrink-wraps badger**

**hands badger back to Chris**

Here's you're badger...

LOL!

Talk about service. :)

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man


LOL!

Talk about service. :)

LOL!

Well I am Two-Spur Emmy, fastest shrink-wrap gun in Muppet Gulch...

:D

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


LOL!

Well I am Two-Spur Emmy, fastest shrink-wrap gun in Muppet Gulch...

:D

Oh, I--I know it! :)

Here Two-Spur, pull up a stool and lemme pour ya a nice fresh glass o' orange juice...

[Crazy Harry]

(unraps badger and places him on the counter)

Please don't do that again. He's very claustrophobic.

[BAZ]

You people are really wierd.


I feel strangely at home here....


Just working at geting my 30 posts in...

[grail]

Originally posted by BAZ
You people are really wierd.


I feel strangely at home here....


Just working at geting my 30 posts in...

man i hear you...both about feeling at home here, AND about getting posts in!

heh heh heh...

[beaker]

>>Just working at geting my 30 posts in..<<<

*sigh* I remember when I was a wee junior member;)

///beaker///

*who will get that coveted 8 spot today*

[grail]

#8?

i just wanna break into the top 20! only a few posts to go...

[beaker]

>>>i just wanna break into the top 20! only a few posts to go...<<<

29 to go grail! hehe
btw, anyone rooting for luke to outpost frogboy soon?

[grail]

i dunno, i think he'll defend that #1 spot until his comp dies...

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
(unraps badger and places him on the counter)

Please don't do that again. He's very claustrophobic.

Then let that be a lesson...

Don't run with scissors...

I mean, don't mess with Two-Spur!

:D

[beaker]

>>>i dunno, i think he'll defend that #1 spot until his comp dies<<<

true. well, i guess luke will have to get used to being #2. however...emmy, ken...look out...#8 will be mine soon! bawhahahwhahaha!

[Crazy Harry]

Thanks for the lesson Emmy. BTW, the badger's trying to get his revenge by eating your shrink-wrap gun.

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Thanks for the lesson Emmy. BTW, the badger's trying to get his revenge by eating your shrink-wrap gun.

That's not my shrink-wrap gun.

That's your foot...

:D

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


That's not my shrink-wrap gun.

That's your foot...

:D

No, wait, it's neather. It's just some old soda can he got out of the trash. Some day I'm going to have to teach him the differance between food and recyclables.

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


No, wait, it's neather. It's just some old soda can he got out of the trash. Some day I'm going to have to teach him the differance between food and recyclables.

That's a good lesson to learn (for badgers and everyone).

They just can't teach that kind of thing in schools...

[Crazy Harry]

Today's episode of Muppet Gulch has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 8.

[beaker]

>>>Today's episode of Muppet Gulch has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 8<<<

hmm, what is Muppet gulch again? must be an inside thing.
btw sorry emmy, you are no longer #9!

///beaker///
*who achieved total forum topic domination briefly*

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Today's episode of Muppet Gulch has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 8.

LOL!!!

It's a shame that Muppet Gulch doesn't have a theme song. If we did then this "episode" could come to an end. However since we don't it will go on forever!!!

:D

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


LOL!!!

It's a shame that Muppet Gulch doesn't have a theme song. If we did then this "episode" could come to an end. However since we don't it will go on forever!!!

:D

But I have to go to the bathroom!

:( :( :(

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


But I have to go to the bathroom!

:( :( :(

Honestly, you should have thought about that before you came to Muppet Gulch!

Cue the cartoon about cowboys and numbers and such!

(little does he know that we only have outhouses here in Muppet Gulch... :D )

[Crazy Harry]

Oh, I know about them all right. I even went in them once. The smell still haunts me in my sleep.

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Oh, I know about them all right. I even went in them once. The smell still haunts me in my sleep.

It's a shame that you aren't the crazy inventor of Muppet Gulch.

That way you could invent us some indoor plumbing...

:D

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*POOF!*

We now have plumbin'.

:D

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
*POOF!*

We now have plumbin'.

:D

LOL!

You're so magical!

Maybe you're a wizard (they may not have wizards in the old west, but this is Muppet Gulch)...

:D

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Janice &amp; Mokey's Man
*POOF!*

We now have plumbin'.

:D

Byron's a witch! Wait, that's colonial America. Was that during the same as the old west?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Calm down, y'all...I'm just the CREATOR, therefore I have exclusive rights and powers which I alone may exorcise.

Please don't drag me to Salem...:(

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


Byron's a witch! Wait, that's colonial America. Was that during the same as the old west?

I don't think they really cared all that much.

Maybe he's our new mayor!

[Crazy Harry]

He had an old mayor?

[radionate]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Byron's a witch!I think you mis-spelled that! ;) :p :D

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

:mad:

[towels]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Some day I'm going to have to teach him the differance between food and recyclables.

So what are leftovers considered?

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by towels


So what are leftovers considered?

I don't know. Let's check the book '1,002 Uses for Leftovers'.

[towels]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry


I don't know. Let's check the book '1,002 Uses for Leftovers'.

Ah, right here...#847, Stick in Jello, feed to badger...

[radionate]

Alright, with all this talk about the gigantic Beaker over on another thread. Let me be first to stake my claim here. I will have a gigantic Nate MC action figure that will be twice as tall at the others. Thats right. My hands will be double that of the regular MC Nate action figure. My feet will be double that of the regular MC Nate action figure. And my you know what will be bigger too..... :D

[beaker]

the fact this thread is into 6 pages, leads me to believe there's something funny in the mc water^_^

[towels]

Originally posted by radionate
My hands will be double that of the regular MC Nate action figure. My feet will be double that of the regular MC Nate action figure. And my you know what will be bigger too..... :D

Head?
Ego?
Hard drive?

Hey, what about a super sized Ken Lilly figure that comes with the full line as accessories?

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
And my you know what will be bigger too..... :D

:eek:

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
My feet will be double that of the regular MC Nate action figure.

And you said I have big feet! LOL!