The Return of "Muppet What-Ifs?"

[Philip Kippel]

After some thought, I thought it would be fun to revive the "Muppet What-Ifs" that we used to do. To start, I have a few:

What if Kermit fell in love with the REAL Lady Holiday? (Hee, hee, hee)
What if "The Rhyming Song" rhymed?
What if "Fraggle Rock" was "Doozer Rock"?
What if the Gorgs went into "Outer Space"? (Uh, oh)
What if Uncle Travelling Matt went into the "other" Outer-Space?
What if Beaker said "You, you, you" instead of "Me, me, me"?
What if Hilda stayed on "The Muppet Show" after the first season?
What if the Fraggles loved to work?
What if the Doozers loved to play?
What if Dr. Teeth couldn't play the keys?
What if Animal couldn't play the drums?
What if Janice couldn't play the guitar?
What if Floyd couldn't play the bass?
What if Zoot couldn't play the sax?
What if Lips couldn't play the trumpet?
What if the Electric Mayhem broke up?
What if the "Traveling Musicians" DID become Traveling Musicians?
What if Melora DIDN'T kiss Robin?
What if Big Mean Carl was "Big Friendly Carl"?

Any others? Feel free to share them.

[BoyRaisin2]

What if Kermit didn't have a collar?
What if Robin did?
What if Skeeter was a regular character?
What if Scooter was still around?
What if "Muppets Tonight" was still on the air?
What if Muppet Central had an official relationship with The Jim Henson Company?
What if Odyssey was still part-owned by Henson?
What if there WAS a 24-hour Henson network?
What if Jim Henson did buy Walt Disney Productions in the '80s?
What if there WERE sequels to "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth?"
What if another rock band did a video with the Muppets?
What if EM.TV never ran into financial turmoil?
What if Oscar was still orange?
What if Snuffy was still unseen? (That'd be annoying.)

That's all I got.

[Ernie101]

What if Statler and Waldorf did not yell what they disliked about the show?

what if cookie monster hated cookies?

what if big bird were actually a little bird?

Not much all i have for now though.

[BoyRaisin2]

What if Jim Henson didn't name his puppets "Muppets?"

To Ernie101: "Bert is Evil."

[Jonathan]

what if jim henson was still living?

[Philip Kippel]

What if Kermit didn't fire (or re-fire) Wayne and Wanda?

What if Sam Eagle succeeded in bringing culture onto "The Muppet Show" without something going wrong?

What if the villians in the Muppet Movies succeeded? (Uh, oh)

[kansasteen14]

what if kermit pursued Piggy?

and boyraisin dont you mean what if Disney bought the Jim Henson Company there was never any chance of it being the other way around.

[Philip Kippel]

What if the Muppaphones went on strike?

[scarecroe]

Originally posted by kansasteen14
boyraisin dont you mean what if Disney bought the Jim Henson Company there was never any chance of it being the other way around. Nope, he means it just the way he said it. Henson was a contender for the Mouse House until Roy Disney, Stanley Gold and the Bass Brothers stepped up to bat. Bernie Brillstein began petitioning interest a little too late. This was all covered in an article at LaughingPlace (http://laughingplace.com/).

[Fragglemuppet]

Alright, I came across this last night and thaught it might be fun to bump up. Kev, if you or any other mod sees this, I think it might be a good idea to move it to the games section. Up to you, of course.
:)

What if Jerry Juhl was still alive and writing?
What if some of the lesser-seen muppets had bigger parts in the movies?

[heralde]

What if Doc Holiday had actually be moved by Kermit's speech at the end of TMM? (To be honest, I've always wondered that!)

What if Miss Piggy really did get her own TV series? (See The Fantastic Miss Piggy Show special)

What is Scooter got contacts?

[Bill Bubble Guy]

What if the Swedish Chef learnt how to speak English?

What if Crazy Harry had psychiatric therapy and was completely cured?

What if Statler and Waldorf had actually stayed away from the show since they honestly hated it so much?

What if Scooter really was a member of the gopher species?

[heralde]

What if Doc Holiday had actually be moved by Kermit's speech at the end of TMM? (To be honest, I've always wondered that!)




Sorry, I meant Doc Hopper!

[Bill Bubble Guy]

lol I never even realized you had the name wrong heralde.

But Doc Holiday is such an easy mistake to make though I'm not exactly sure where the name originally came from.
And the villian in TGMC was Nicky Holiday. I wonder if it's just a coincidence or whether the Muppeteers were punning Doc Holiday indirectly remembering the villian from the first movie. ;)

[Beakerfan]

lol I never even realized you had the name wrong heralde.

But Doc Holiday is such an easy mistake to make though I'm not exactly sure where the name originally came from.
And the villian in TGMC was Nicky Holiday. I wonder if it's just a coincidence or whether the Muppeteers were punning Doc Holiday indirectly remembering the villian from the first movie. ;)

Ahahahaha! I saw "Doc Holiday" and I was like DOC HOLIDAY AND THE MUPPETS?!?!?!? AWESOME!!!! So, :p ! Burst my bubble.........

Doc Holiday was a friend of the Earp brothers (Wyatt, Virgil, and Morgan), who all fought at the OK Corral. They've been portrayed countless times in movies, tv, etc. But the best was in the movie Tombstone, where he was played by Val Kilmer.

[heralde]

Lol, originally I was just getting Doc Hopper and Nicky/Lady Holiday mixed up. I forgot about the Earps' Doc Holiday. lol No wonder it sounded right!

[Beakerfan]

Yeah, I had a feeling that was the case. Only someone like me would pull the Earps Doc Holiday out of nowhere like that. :)

[Bill Bubble Guy]

more lol. :D

Thank you for clearing up where the name came from Beakerfan.
I knew it was familiar to me and like you said heralde no wonder it seemed right at the time.

Incidentally I love your current signature. I must remember whenever life seems to get me down that I am bionically empowered by Jesus. :D

[Beakerfan]

Incidentally I love your current signature. I must remember whenever life seems to get me down that I am bionically empowered by Jesus. :D

Thanks Marty! My youth pastor said that one night, and I was like, Oh! I've gotta spread that one around! I love that!

[anytimepally]

What if something besides bubbles came out of Bill's head?

[Speed Tracer]

What if Skeeter had been made into a Muppet?

:shudder:

[Bill Bubble Guy]

What if something besides bubbles came out of Bill's head?

What if David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson had guest starred together on Muppets Tonight? Then the black alien oil could have spurted out of Bill's head.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Fragglemuppet]

What if there had been more female muppeteers?
What if those chickens they braught in for that TMS skit actually behaved like they were supposed to? (A rather prolific question if you think about it; see the Dave Goelz interview on this site.)

[Beakerfan]

What if Kermit was RED?

[anytimepally]

what if Miss Mousey had caught on?

[Philip Kippel]

What if Wontkins got a restraining order placed on Wilkins?

What if Fat Blue (a.k.a. Mr. Johnson) got a restraining order placed on Grover?

What if Simon Soundman was still appearing on Sesame Street?

What if Sherlock Hemlock was still appearing on Sesame Street?

What if "From the Balcony" was still producing new episodes?

What if "Elmo's World" was given its own seperate series?

[anytimepally]

What if Kermit had never done newsflashes?

What if Gonzo had a thing for monkeys instead of chickens?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Lubbock Lou & the Jughuggers disbanded?
What if the Country Trio disbanded?
What if the Frackles were regular characters?
What if Luncheon Counter Monster was a regular character?
What if Beautiful Day Monster was a regular character?
What if Droop was a regular character?
What if Shaky Sanchez was a regular character?
What if Lenny the Lizard was a regular character?
What if Baskerville was a regular character?
What if Quongo the Gorilla was a regular character?
What if Butch the Tiger was a regular character?
What if the Koozebanians were regular characters?
What if Miss Kitty was a regular character?
What if Flower-Eating Monster was a regular character?
What if T.R. Rooster was a regular character?
What if Rover Joe was a regular character?
What if Catgut was a regular character?
What if the Gills Brothers were regular characters?
What if the lobsters were regular characters?
What if the one-sentence birds were regular characters?
What if the goldfish were regular characters?
What if "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence" was a TV series instead of just a pilot?
What if Digit and Leon became regular characters?
What if Seymour, Andy and Randy, and Nigel the Director were regular characters?
What if Fleet Scribbler was a regular character?
What if J.P. Gross was a regular character?
What if Whaddyasay Bird said anything except "Whaddya say"?
What if Forcryingoutloud Bird said anything except "For crying out loud"?
What if Ohboy Bird said anything except "Oh boy"?
What if Ohreally Bird said anything except "Oh really"?
What if Youknow Bird said anything except "You know"?
What if Righton Bird said anything except "Right on"?
What if "Muppet Babies" featured more Muppet babies including Baby Link Hogthrob, Baby Zoot, Baby Lew Zealand, and Baby Rizzo?
What if various farm animals of "Sesame Street" (especially Gladys the Cow and Buster the Horse) were seen in the first three seasons of "The Muppet Show".
What if Splurge, Thig, Fred the Dragon, Lothar, Scudge, Thudge, Gleep, Snerk, Snork, Baby Monster, a smaller version of Beautiful Day Monster, Sour Bird, Nutty Bird, Cinderella's Stepsisters, Rufus the Dog, Tamanilla Grinderfall, Leroy the Donkey, Mordecai Sledge, Farmer Lardpork, Mean Floyd, Caleb Stiles, Wally, Big Mouse, Hudson, Charlie the Reindeer, Grump, Hoggie Marsh, the Pink and Gold Stalks, Leafy Green Vegetables, and the Seven Deadly Sins appeared in Season 1 of "The Muppet Show"?
What if various guest characters, such as the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, Granny the Gouger, M.A.M.M.A., Betsy Bird, Trevor the Gross, etc., appeared in more than one "Muppet Show" episode?
What if Gonzo appeared on "Sesame Street" from 1970 to 1976?
What if there were a polar bear, a sea monster, an elephant, a giraffe, a zebra, a llama, a koala bear, an ostrich, a hippopotamus, a rhinoceros, a pony, a dolphin, a sea turtle, a barracuda, a flamingo, a pelican, a toucan, a snail, a porcupine, a buffalo, a Purple People Eater, Santa's reindeer, a werewolf, an Abominable snowman, a fire-breathing dragon, and a woolly mammoth on "The Muppet Show"?

[muppetmonster]

I have some:

What if Skeeter, Scooter's twin sister, was in the non-animated world?
What if Lew Zealand's boomerang fish never came back?
What if Gonzo was of an actual species?
What if the audience reacted differently to Fozzie's comic acts?
What if the Count got tired of counting?
What if Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up?
What if Doc Hopper did eat Kermit's legs?
What if the muppets were not crazy?
What if Kermit the Frog was a bad-mannered, crazy frog?
What if Big Bird was violent, wisecracking, and cynical sarcastic (just plain cruel)?
What if Ernie was not interested his rubber ducky?
What if Oscar got tired of living his trash can?
What if Marvin Suggs got tired of his muppaphones?
What if Lew Zealand got tired of his boomerang fish?
What if Crazy Harry remained as Crazy Donald?
What if Lew Zealand had a rubber ducky, and Ernie had a boomerang fish?
What if Elmo was as street wise as Bert, Oscar, or Kermit?
What if Animal, Crazy Harry, and Lew Zealand were all sane?
What if Fozzie Bear and Miss Piggy fell in love?
What if Animal took over Cookie Monster's place?
What if the Muppet Show muppets interviewed children?
What if Kermit the Frog never appeared on Sesame Street or the Muppet Show?
What if Rizzo the Rat was told he was a mouse, and was actually a mouse?
What if Bert was interested in political issues, comical acts, or the muppaphones?
What if Grover wanted to be shot out of a cannon, and Grover wanted to be a superhero?
What if Sam the Eagle became crazy?
What if Beaker's words became understandable?
What if there were the Seven Virtues on the Muppet Show?
What if Kermit the Frog got tired of Robin?
What if Sam the Eagle decided to stay with the Electric Mayhem Band?
What if Rowlf took over Dr. Teeth's role in the Electric Mayhem Band?
What if Oscar was not a grouch?
What if Sesame Street was the adult and kid oriented show, and the Muppet Show was the kid oriented show?
What if the Sesame Street and Muppet Show muppets met the Fraggles?
What if Rodeo and her horse from "Sesame Street" met the cowboy muppet from "the Muppet Show" (I forgot his name)?

These are all I can think of, but I will keep you guys posted if I think of some more.


Muppetmonster

[minor muppetz]

What if The Walt Disney Company bought The Jim Henson Company in 1990?
What if the original deal for Disney to own The Jim Henson Company included the rights to the Sesame Street characters?
What if every season of Sesame Street had 26 episodes?
Wha if Sesame Street (the first season, anyway) was originally boradcast in black and white?
What if Thog and Bruno were actualy rebuilt?
What if every episode of The Jim Henson Hour had the MuppeTelevision format for the full hour?
What if Weird Al Yankovic guest starred on Muppets Tonight?
What if Bill Cosby guest starred on one of the Muppets main three shows (TMS, JHH, and MT)?
What if Little Mupet Monsters wasn't cancled so soon?
What if The Man From Alphabet was broadcast in an epiosde of Sesame Street?
What if Michael Jackson guest starred on Sesame Street?
What if Borat appeared on Sesame Street?
What if Lips was given more of a chance like Rizzo was?
What if Elmo stopped appearing on Sesame Street before 1990?
What if Kevin Clash's autobiography had more info about Kevin Clash's work with the Muppets outside of Sesame Street?
What if Tales from the Tinkerdee was sold as a series?

[minor muppetz]

What if Seymour became one of the main Muppets while Pepe stoped appearing after Muppets Tonight ended?
What if Scooter and Bean Bunny continued to be a duo after The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if Clifford was a permaneant member of The Electric Mayhem?
What if Sam the Robot was still appearing on Sesame Street?
What if Jim Henson performed Herbert Birdsfoot?
What if Frank Oz never became confident enough to perform voices?
What if Leroy the Donkey appeared on The Muppet Show?
What if variations fo King Goshposh and Taminella appeared on Sesame Street during the first season?
What if Sweetums caught up with the Muppets before they made it to Hollywood in The Muppet Movie?
What if the Sam and Friends cast appeared in The Muppet Movie finale?
What if Beaker's head was still stuck inside a bucket, having never come off since The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if Sully spoke?
What if there was a black anything Muppet?
What if the panel discussions continued after season 1?
What if Trumpet Girl had a proper name?
What if John Lovelady performed a member of The Electric Mayhem?
What if a new member of The Electric Mayhem was added especially for Louise Gold to perform?

[ryhoyarbie]

What if Borat appeared on Sesame Street?
Little children woul try to figure out what Borat is trying to do with Elmo, which would lead parents to phone in and try to cancel the show.:eek:

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a red Anything Muppet?
What if various Frackles appeared on Sesame Street in 1970?
What if Beautiful Day Monster and other non-Sesame monsters stayed on Sesame Street after 1969?
What if there was a giraffe on Sesame Street?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were the following animals on "Jim Henson's Animal Show"?:

Alligator
Grasshopper
Ladybug
Gibbon
Duck-Billed Platypus
Giant Panda
Leopard
Toucan
Porcupine
Mountain Lion
Stingray
Impala
Salamander
Wallaby
Peacock
Macaw
Squirrel
Tasmanian Devil
Pangolin
Herculese Beetle
Whooping Crane
Sperm Whale
Butterfly
Okapi
Wild Boar
Mule Deer
Black Bear
Komodo Dragon
Black Rhino
Cassowary
Emu
Rhea
Llama
Puffin
Squid
Jackal
Water Buffalo
Sable Antelope
Giant Tortoise
Pygmy Hippo
Cattle
River Otter
Lobster
Scorpion
Catfish
Killer Whale
Babirussa
Slug
Leopard Seal
Termite
Gavial
Snow Leopard
Anteater
Wombat
Squirrel Monkey
Jellyfish
Mountain Goat
Stick Insect
Eland
Marabou
Horned Lizard
Capybara
Jackrabbit
Prairie Dog
Boa Constrictor
Dragonfly
Wolverine
Rhesus Monkey
Bald Eagle (instead of Sam Eagle)

[minor muppetz]

What if Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy were all guests on The Animal Show (well, I guess those episodes would rarely be seen these days)?

[LeanneFuller]

What if, it was easy being Green

Whoah!

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if these Henson shows still aired on American TV?:

The Muppet Show
Fraggle Rock
Muppet Babies
Dinosaurs
Jim Henson's Animal Show
The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss
Muppets Tonight
Sesame Street Unpaved
Telling Stories With Tomie DePaola

[minor muppetz]

What if these Henson shows still aired on American TV?:

The Muppet Show
Fraggle Rock
Muppet Babies
Dinosaurs
Jim Henson's Animal Show
The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss
Muppets Tonight
Sesame Street Unpaved
Telling Stories With Tomie DePaola

Then we'd all be super happy.

[minor muppetz]

What if The Muppet Show Live was broadcast on television?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a future Muppet TV series called "The Imaginary World", featuring reconstructed versions of various obscure Muppet animals, monsters, and creatures of "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", and others?

[ZootyCutie]

What if Zoot and Janice were still together instead of now with Floyd and Janice?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Josie & her Pussycats were guest stars of animated "Sesame Street" segments, as were Daphne Blake of "Scooby-Doo"?

[minor muppetz]

What if the cast of Sam and Friends appeared in The Muppet Movie finale?
What if Sweetums appeared at the wedding in The Muppets Take Manhattan?
What if Thog appeared in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years?
What if Mr. Snuffleupagus appeared in A Muppet Family Christmas?
What if the Sesame Street humans appeared in A Muppet Family Christmas?
What if the Sesame Street Muppets appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if the Just One Person finale of The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson had as many Muppets as The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years or A Muppet Family Christmas?

[peyjenk]

What if Janice had been dropped at the end of season one along with Eren Ozker's other characters?

[minor muppetz]

What if Muppets TV was broadcast in America, in addition to France, and had the regular performers dubbing their voices in english?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Jim Henson reprised his role of Nigel at the end of Season 1?

[minor muppetz]

What if Dr. Teeth and Lips appeared in Rocky Mountain Holiday?
What if Zoot had a bigger part in Rocky Mountain Holiday?
What if Rowlf and Floyd appeared in The Fantastic Miss Piggy Show?
What if Bunsen and Sweetums appeared in The Muppets Go to the Movies?
What if Sam the Eagle and Lew Zealand appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if Digit and Leon appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?

[Pug Lover]

What if The Muppet Show had continued for a couple more seasons after season 5?
What if Kermit never tried to fire Miss Piggy?
What if Janice had remained being voiced by Fran Brill?
What if Fozzie Bear and Miss Piggy hadn't gotten their makeover after season 1?
What if Miss Piggy hadn't come to Kermit's rescue from the villians at the end of The Great Muppet Caper?
What if other muppets besides Miss Piggy knew karate?
What if the Muppet Show muppets visited Sesame Street?
What if Eddie Murphy had guest starred on The Muppet Show?
What if Mel Blanc had guest starred on The Muppet Show?
What if Kermit had remained on Sesame Street and never hosted The Muppet Show?
What if Nigel had continued to host The Muppet Show?
What if Bunsun Honeydew continued to do Muppet Lab alone after season 1?
What if Kermit had a different voice?
What if Harvey Kneeslapper still appeared on Sesame Street?
What if the characters of South Park appeared in SS segments?
What if Beavis & Butthead or Ren & Stimpy appeared in SS segments?
What if Archie Bunker and his cast of characters appeared on SS,and vice versa(since SS was made in Queens and All In The Family was set in Queens)?
What if The Electric Company was still on the air?
What if Mr.Rogers guest starred on TMS?

[minor muppetz]

What if the Muppet performers performed their characters voices on Muppet Babies, Little Muppet Monsters, and the animated Fraggle Rock?
What if Mel Brooks directed a Muppet movie?
What if Dave Goelz stopped performing after the first season to focus on building puppets?
What if Caroll Spinney performed on Fraggle Rock?
What if there were more Muppet specials (non-behind-the-scenes/non-Jim Henson tributes) after Jim Henson died?

[Philip Kippel]

What if "Outrageous Makeover: Home Addition" became a recurring sketch on Sesame Street?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if various Frackles appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas"?
What if Beautiful Day Monster, Miss Kitty, Luncheon Counter Monster, and Flower-Eating Monster appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas"?
What if Droop, Lenny the Lizard, and Shaky Sanchez appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas"?
What if various cows, horses, sheep, ducks, and a goat appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas"?
What if Butch the Tiger, Quongo the Gorilla, the Wolf, an Alligator, a Shark, and various Birds and Lobsters appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas"?

[minor muppetz]

What if The Zoocus was produced?
What if Tales of the Tinkerdee was picked up as a television series?
What if Johnny Carson and the Muppet Monsters Machine was produced?
What if The Muppet Income Tax Special was produced?
What if The Muppet Halloween Special was produced?
What if The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made was produced?
What if Kermit's Christmas Capers was produced?
What if all of the songs from Muppet Beach party, Rowlf: Ol' Brown Ears is Back, Kermit Unpigged, and A Green and Red Christmas were produced as music videos?
What if animated characters interracted with humans and Muppets on a regular basis on Sesame Street?
What if Buddy and Jim, Larry and Phyllis, and Wally and Ralph interracted with the Muppets and main Sesame Street humans?
What if Harvey Kneeslapper met The Mad Painter?
What if The Man From Alphabet didn't fail with the test audiences and was a broadcast part of Sesame Street?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if a Henson children's game show pilot entitled "Attention Earthlings" (aka "Defend Your Planet") went into production?
What if there was a "Puppetman" sitcom TV series?
What if various Frackles, Monsters, Koozebanians, and Birds appeared in "Fraggle Rock"?
What if there was a Creature Shop documentary TV series called "Living With Animals"?
What if the U.S. version of "Open Sesame", entitled "Sesame Clip Show", aired on Syndication?
What if the Sinclair family survived to make "The Dinosaurs Movie"?
What if "Pests" went on the air?
What if The Primitives appeared on TV?
What if Screaming Edith, a Muppet hard rock band, saw the light of the day?
What if the "Island of the Lost Muppets" miniseries was produced?
What if "Environmental Show" was produced?
What if "Muppet High" was produced?
What if "Hey Cinderella" was produced as a TV series?
What if cartoon babes Sam (of "Totally Spies"), Irma Lair (of "W.I.T.C.H."), Sailor Mars (of "Sailor Moon"), Diana Lombard (of "Martin Mystery), Foxxy Love and Toot Braunstein (of "Drawn Together"), and Josie and Alexandra Cabot (of "Josie & The Pussycats") appeared in SS segments?
What if "Jim Henson's Animal Show" had continued for a couple more seasons after season 3?
What if Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, Herry, and Guy Smiley hadn't gotten their makeover after the first two seasons?
What if Big Bird, Little Bird, and Grover hadn't gotten their makeover after Season 1?
What if Snuffy hadn't gotten his makeover after Season 3?
What if Wally, Mildred, George the Janitor, Brewster, Crazy Donald, Droop, Rufus, Miss Mousey, Thog, the Koozebanians, T.R. Rooster, Catgut, Rover Joe, Featherstone, King Rupert III, Sweetums, Rowlf, Gonzo, Beautiful Day Monster, the Snerfs, Baskerville the Hound, various Frogs, various Rats, various Chickens, various Frackles and Monsters, and various Whatnots appeared with the cast of "Sesame Street" and "The Electric Company" in "Out to Lunch"?
What if John Lovelady and Eren Ozker performed in the sixth, seventh, and eighth seasons of "Sesame Street"?
What if "The Jim Henson Hour" stayed on the air before Brian Henson took over as the host after his dad died May 16, 1990?
What if there was a Muppet version of "Super Mario Bros."?
What if various obscure Muppet creatures, animals, and monsters appeared as background characters in "Between the Lions"?
What if Scooter, Sam Eagle, Beauregard, Janice, Louis Kazagger, Floyd Pepper, and Robin appeared in "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Melissa Joan Hart guest starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Rosie O'Donnell guest starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Eve Plumb guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if David Bowie guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Bert Convy guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Ronn Lucas guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Fred Newman guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Cree Summer guest starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if 16 new episodes of "Little Muppet Monsters" aired on CBS after the first two episodes?

[Quack]

What if Statler and Waldorf did not yell what they disliked about the show?

what if cookie monster hated cookies?

what if big bird were actually a little bird?

Not much all i have for now though.

LOL! I love them, But If Cookie Monster didn't like cookies then why the heck would his name Be COOKIE MONTSER?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Flower-Eating Monster didn't eat flowers?

What if Beautiful Day Monster didn't ruin a nice day?

What if Luncheon Counter Monster didn't eat anything from the luncheon counter?

What if Big Mama wasn't a mother?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Dave Goelz and Steve Whitmire performed on "Sesame Street" from 1979 to 1982.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if "Sesame Street" episodes from the first five seasons reran on Nickelodeon from 1979 to 1983?
What if several more Henson specials (The Muppet Musicians of Bremen, The Muppets Valentine Show, The Muppet Show: Sex & Violence, Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, Muppets Go Hollywood, Muppets Go To The Movies, A Rocky Mountain Holiday with John Denver & the Muppets, Henson's Place, The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years, The Tale of Bunny Picnic, the Puppetman pilot, The Song of the Cloud Forest, and Sesame Street: 20 & Still Counting) and The Ghost of Faffner Hall aired on The Disney Channel in the early 1990's?
What if several more Henson specials (The Great Santa Claus Switch (though owned by the Sullivan people), The Muppet Show: Sex & Violence, Muppets Go Hollywood, John Denver & The Muppets: A Christmas Together, A Rocky Mountain Holiday with John Denver & the Muppets, Henson's Place, the Puppetman pilot, several "MuppeTelevision" sections of The Jim Henson Hour, Dog City, The Song of the Cloud Forest, Sesame Street: 20 & Still Counting, Muppets at Walt Disney World, and Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson) and Little Muppet Monsters aired on Nickelodeon from 1992 to 1995?
What if several Henson shows (The Ghost of Faffner Hall, Mother Goose Stories, Jim Henson's Animal Show, Secret Life of Toys, The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss, Mopatop's Shop, Construction Site, The Hoobs, and Telling Stories with Tomie DePaola) and Sesame Park (Canadian Sesame Street) aired on Noggin in the early 2000's?

[ploobis]

What if Seymour the elephant was still with the Muppet gang today?

What if Andy & Randy Pig were with The Muppets today?

What if Digit and Leon were with The Muppets today?

What if the Muppet band "Solid Foam" (from The Jim Henson Hour) still did songs for the Muppets?

What if The Muppets still did explosions? :crazy:

What if Lefty The Salesman, Don Music, Simon Soundman, Little Jerry & The Monotones were still seen on Sesame Street?

What if the Muppets made a Halloween TV special?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Mr. Ripple was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if Carburetor Jones was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if The Cat was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if The Philospher was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if Hardware Gonzo was actually built as a puppet?
What if The Muppet Movie Ride and The Great Gonzo's Pandemonium Pizza Parlor were actually constructed in Disney MGM Studios.
What if the Muppetville theme park was actually constructed?

[ZootyCutie]

What if American Mayhem, Muppets 75 and Waiting for Kermit were produced for TV?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Boppity's, Gloat's, and Scoff's names were used after "The Great Santa Claus Switch"?
What if Miss Kitty's name was used after the first episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if Lenny the Lizard's name was used before and after the thirty-second episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if The Fazoobs' name were used before and after the thirty-second episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if Shaky Sanchez's name was used before and after the the one-hundred-and-third episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if Quongo the Gorilla's name was used before and after the one-hundred-and-fifth episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if Butch the Tiger's name was used before and after the eighty-eighth episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if Billy the Bear's name was used before and after the eighty-fourth episode of "The Muppet Show"?
What if the green birds who sang "Take a Chance on Me" had names?
What if the Snake Frackle and the Green Bird Frackle had names?
What if the Green and Purple Heaps had names?
What if the following Season 5 Frackles had names: a pink one, a green-lavender one, a purple one, a green one, a blue-green one, and a purple-gray one?

[muppetmonster]

I have some more:

What if Lew Zealand performed with Marvin Suggs' muppaphones, and Marvin Suggs performed with Lew Zealand's singing fish?

What if Barkley, Rowlf, and Sprocket were cats?

What if Little Bird was Big Bird and Big Bird was Little Bird?

What if Ernie and Lew Zealand found out they were kin, and finally met each other?

What if Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Beauregard, Pepe, Rizzo, Big Bird, Little Bird, Barkley, etc. were all human muppets?

What if the “Muppet Show” muppets had one-on-one talks with children?

What if Oscar the Grouch and Grungetta broke up?

Enjoy these.


Muppetmonster

P.S. In my earlier post to this thread, I asked what if Grover wanted to be a superhero; I meant to say what if Gonzo wanted to be a superhero.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Beauregard, Pepe, Rizzo, Big Bird, Little Bird, Barkley, etc. were all human muppets?

Scooter's already a human.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Muppet Holding Company sold off the rights to the "Bear in the Big Blue House" characters and owned the rights to the characters from "Sesame Street", "Fraggle Rock", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", and other shows owned by The Jim Henson Company?

[minor muppetz]

What if Ernie and Lew Zealand found out they were kin, and finally met each other?

They could have met. They both appeared in The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan, The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years, and The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson, all at the same locations (though in some cases possibly in different shots).

[minor muppetz]

What if Mr. Ripple was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if Carburetor Jones was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if The Cat was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?
What if The Philospher was actually constructed for "The Zoocus"?

Or what if they were built but for different productions?

[ZootyCutie]

What if The Muppet Show was animated, and Muppet Babies were live action puppets?

[Bill Bubble Guy]

What if The Muppet Show was animated, and Muppet Babies were live action puppets?

Then there would be far less Muppet puppets out there in the Muppet world.;)

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about... what if there was a Muppet version of "The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe" TV series?

[ZootyCutie]

What if the Animated Fraggle Rock lasted for more than one season?

[ploobis]

What if there was a Muppet version of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory?

[ZootyCutie]

What if there was a Muppet version of Homestar Runner?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were a Lorax, the Sneetches, an On Beyond Zebra, and Thing 1 and Thing 2 on "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss"?

[minor muppetz]

What if Jim Henson didn't die until after Dinosaurs ended production?
What if Richard Hunt performed on Dinosaurs for the first season, and whatever second season episodes were produced before his death?
What if Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson performed on Dinosaurs?
What if Dinosaurs characters appeared in The Muppet Christmas Carol?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if PBS Sprout was to show "Sesame Street" episodes from season 17 to season 20?

[Gloat]

What if the muppets never became popular?

[ZootyCutie]

What if most of the Muppets were female instead of male, instead of vice versa?

[Pork]

What if Kermit was a pig and piggy was a frog!

[muppetmonster]

About Scooter, yeah I forgot he is a human muppet, but I have always thought of him as a gopher muppet not a human muppet.

About Ernie and Lew Zealand, do not forget they also appeared in "A Muppet Family Christmas" together. In fact, there was a particular scene when the Turkey showed Big Bird to the Swedish Chef as a potential bird feast. As this happens, we see Ernie and Bert with Big Bird and other muppets talking to each other, and we see Lew Zealand talking to Big Bird and (I think) Prairie Dawn, but we also see Ernie and Bert looking at Lew Zealand, Prairie Dawn, and Big Bird talking to each other, so there you go. So, in total, they appeared in 5 movies together. And, another reason why this could work is that Ernie was currently performed by Jim Henson, and Lew Zealand was performed by Jerry Nelson. They look nearly identical, they are similar in personality, and they both have a toy that they like to show off and play with (and maybe some other similarities), they just need to meet each other.

Muppetmonster

[minor muppetz]

About Scooter, yeah I forgot he is a human muppet, but I have always thought of him as a gopher muppet not a human muppet.


G-fer is his job, not species. A go-fer is a term for a production assistant. A go-fer would go-fer coffe, go-fer sandwhiches, and g-fer other things.

What if Noggin aired Sesame Street episodes from 1989-1993, and 1994-1998?
What if Taminella continued to appear in new productions after The Frog Prince (perhaps performed by Jerry Nelson)?
What if the Sam and Friends Muppets, Wilkins and Wontkins, La Choy Dragon, King Rupert, Featherstone, Taminella, Thig, Splurge, Leroy the Donkey, and the Mutations all appeared in The Muppet Movie finale?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if live-action movie versions of "Scooby-Doo", "Inspector Gadget", "Speed Racer", "Alvin & The Chipmunks", "Berenstein Bears", "Pokemon", "Sailor Moon", "Johnny Bravo", "Totally Spies", "Martin Mystery", "Kim Possible", and "American Dragon: Jake Long" were made with Henson Creature Shop involvement?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Wanda Sykes guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Tom Hanks guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Tim Allen guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Phil Hartman guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Nathan Lane and Sinbad guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Eddie Murphy guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Bruce Willis guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Hulk Hogan guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Jamie Lee Curtis guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Jim Varney guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Dan Ackroyd guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Chevy Chase guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Peter Cetera guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?
What if Bert Convy guest-starred on "The Jim Henson Hour"?

[minor muppetz]

What if Bert and Ernie interracted with Bunsen and Beaker, or Statler and Waldorf?
What if Thig returned for later productions, and Thog didn't?
What if Sweetums and Thog were a regular team?

[BeakerSqueedom]

What if Piggy did not like Kermit but liked Bunsen instead? XD
What if Sam had a thing for Miss Piggy?
What if Pepe was a shrimp and not a prawn?
What if Beaker was a girl and Bunsen pursued Beaker? O_o
What if Robin was a rebelious teen frog?
What if Britney Spears liked Kermit? *Scratches this question* XD

[minor muppetz]

What if Sesame Street was cancled after only one month?
What if the Muppets made guest appearances on every major sitcom from the 1980s and 1990s?
What if the Muppets made guest appearances on every major drama series from the 1980s and 1990s?
What if the Muppets were dropped from Sesame Street after the first season?
What if McDonald's approached Jim Henson to have the Mupets appear in McDonald's commercials, instead of approaching Sid and Marty Kroft to use H.R. Puffenstuff in McDonald's commercials (would Jim have said no, also?)?
What if Sam and Friends had five performers during every season?
What if Tales from Muppetland was a weekly recurring series?
What if Tales from Mupetland was a summer replacement series?
What if Our Place had a full season, as opposed to being a summer replacement series?
What if one of Jim Henson's ideas for a television series during the 1960s (whetehr it be Tinkerdee, Cinderella, The Zoocus, or something else) was produced, but as a summer replacement series?

[ploobis]

What if Rowlf became a member of the Sesame Street gang? :sympathy:

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a hippopotamus, beaver, dolphin, panda bear, rhinoceros, walrus, deer, koala bear, and ostrich on Sesame Street?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if T.R. Rooster's eyelid mechanism still remained after "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen".

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if various Muppets appeared in segments of "The Electric Company" and "Square One TV"?

[PhsychoChimp]

What if in the middle of a song, Kermit Randomly flew away.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What is Sesame Street went on hiatus after only a month and a half?

[ploobis]

What if Digit, Leon, Flash and Beard were still apart of the Muppet gang?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Seymour, Andy and Randy Pig, and Nigel the Director were still apart of the Muppet gang?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Seasons 12 and 13 of "Sesame Street" aired on syndicated TV networks in the early 1990's?

[PhsychoChimp]

What if this happened.
Every Muppet ever created, all in one room, and then, someone stepped one someone's toe...

[minor muppetz]

What if a Muppet version of Mickey Mouse appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if The Muppets at Walt Disney World featured more Disney characters in animated form (besides Mickey)?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were Muppet versions of Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Charlie Brown, Snoopey, Scooby-Doo, Tom and Jerry, and Heathcliff.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if many obscure Muppet monsters, creatures, animals, and stuff from other of Jim Henson's productions besides "Sesame Street" appeared in Canadian Muppet segments of "Sesame Street Canada"?

[ploobis]

What if Kermit still had his double coller? :)

[minor muppetz]

What if "Outrageous Makeover: Home Addition" became a recurring sketch on Sesame Street?

It could. There was only one sketch this season, but then again, the Law and Order parody was meant to be a one-shot sketch, but tested so well that Sesame Workshop had considered making more such sketches this season.

[minor muppetz]

What if the finale of The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson also featured: Dr. Teet, Lips, Crazy Harry, Cookie Monster, Grover, Herry Monster, Oscar, The Count, Nigel, Mildred, Red Fraggle, Boober Fragle, Traveling Matt, Sprocket, Cantus, Murray, Brio, Baslam, Brool, Philo, Gunge, Large Marvin, Sweetums, King Rupert the Second, Featherstone, Wilkins, Wontkins, Sherlock Hemlock, Simon Soundman, Biff, Sully, Roosevelt Franklin, The Swedish Chef, Annie Sue Pig, Digit, Leon, and the Sam and Friends cast?
What if other Fraggle Rock characters besides Traveling Matt and Sprocket appeared in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years?
What if King Ploobis, Queen Peuta, Wisss, Vash, Scred, and the Mighty Fuvog appeared in A Muppet Family Christmas, The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years, and The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if various other Frackles (besides Green Boppity, Pink Boppity, Dark Green Hunchback Frackle, and Green Hunchback Frackle), various Fazoobs, Droop, Luncheon Counter Monster, Miss Kitty, Flower-Eating Monster, the male pink monster who sang "Your Feet's Too Big", the Koozebanian Phoob, Aretha, Mudwell Mudbunny, and the Poison Cackler made brief appearances in "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson".

[ploobis]

What if various other Frackles (besides Green Boppity, Pink Boppity, Dark Green Hunchback Frackle, and Green Hunchback Frackle), various Fazoobs, Droop, Luncheon Counter Monster, Miss Kitty, Flower-Eating Monster, the male pink monster who sang "Your Feet's Too Big", the Koozebanian Phoob, Aretha, Mudwell Mudbunny, and the Poison Cackler made brief appearances in "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson".

You can find Green Boppity, Pink Boppity and Dark Green Hunchback Frackle in the background in some scenes from "The Muppet Celebrate Jim Henson".

[TotallySpiesFan]

You can find Green Boppity, Pink Boppity and Dark Green Hunchback Frackle in the background in some scenes from "The Muppet Celebrate Jim Henson".

I just did. Don't forget, there was also a current Green Hunchback Frackle puppet in the background in some scenes from the same special, two of them with him wearing a dress and feather boa.

[ploobis]

I just did. Don't forget, there was also a current Green Hunchback Frackle puppet in the background in some scenes from the same special, two of them with him wearing a dress and feather boa.

Thats right.

[Pork]

What if The Muppets personalities were all mixed up? Like Gonzo was like Fozzie and Kermit was like Gonzo!

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if several Frackles, Miss Kitty, Flower-Eating Monster, Beautiful Day Monster, Behemoth, the pink monster who sang "Your Feet's Too Big", and the Poison Cackler appeared with Luncheon Counter Monster, Tug Monster, Uncle Deadly, and Animal at the beginning of "The Muppets at Walt Disney World" where they messed around with Mr. Eisner's clothes?

[Fragglemuppet]

What if in the Fraggle Rock episode A Friend in Need, when Ma Gorg was having her conflict of conscience, her gorg side won out over her mother side?

[Infinity Sirius]

What if the Muppet Cast performed Cats?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if stage show versions of Scooter, Rowlf, four Whatnots, four Frackles, Swedish Chef, Bill Frog, Gil Frog, Jill Frog, Beauregard, Lew Zealand, Statler and Waldorf, and Clifford appeared with Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Bean Bunny, and the Electric Mayhem in "Here Come the Muppets" and "Muppets on Location"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if animated versions of Scooter, Rowlf, the Swedish Chef, Waldorf & Statler, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Zoot, Janice, Lips, Louis Kazagger, Beauregard, Robin, Lew Zealand, Sam Eagle, the Newsman, Sweetums, Crazy Harry, Pops, Rizzo the Rat, Chester the Rat, Tattooey the Rat, Masterson the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Bill Frog, Gil Frog, Jill Frog, and various Chickens, Penguins, Whatnots, Frackles, Monsters, and Koozebanians appeared in animated "Little Muppet Monsters" segments?

[minor muppetz]

What if animated versions of Scooter, Rowlf, the Swedish Chef, Waldorf & Statler, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Zoot, Janice, Lips, Louis Kazagger, Beauregard, Robin, Lew Zealand, Sam Eagle, the Newsman, Sweetums, Crazy Harry, Pops, Rizzo the Rat, Chester the Rat, Tattooey the Rat, Masterson the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Bill Frog, Gil Frog, Jill Frog, and various Chickens, Penguins, Whatnots, Frackles, Monsters, and Koozebanians appeared in animated "Little Muppet Monsters" segments?

Well, there are 16 episodes that were never aired, and I don't think any ofus have any video copies of the second episode (have any of us seen it?), so how do you know that none of those characters didnt appear in animated form on the show?:crazy:

[TotallySpiesFan]

There were only Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy, Gonzo, Animal, Dr. Strangepork, Link Hogthrob, Bunsen, and Beaker in the animated "Little Muppet Monsters" segments.

[minor muppetz]

There were only Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy, Gonzo, Animal, Dr. Strangepork, Link Hogthrob, Bunsen, and Beaker in the animated "Little Muppet Monsters" segments.

I know that there has been some kind of model sheet for Little Muppet Monsters of these characters in animated form, but just because those are the only characters on the sheet doens't mean that more characters were not animated on the show. Only two episodes aired. I don't think it's unlikely that Sam the Eagle, The Swedish Chef, The Electric Mayhem (maybe not Lips), Robin, and possibly Lew Zealand, Sweetums, and Beauregard would have appeared in animated form at some point in the shows short run.

[minor muppetz]

What if the talking houses appeared alongside the main Muppet characters?
What if the Mt. Rushmore segments from The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence became a recurring segment on The Muppet Show?
What if the writers didn't hate Fleet Scribbler?

[minor muppetz]

What if Beaker shot J.R.?
What if Foo-Foo shot Mr. Burns?
What if Animal murdered Peter Cambell?
What if Miss Piggy framed Roger Rabbit?
What if I replaced Beaker, Foo-Foo, Animal, and Miss Piggy with Thog?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Miss Kitty, Flower-Eating Monster, Boppity, the Snake Frackle, the Purple Frackle, Uncle Deadly, the Poison Cackler, Aretha, the Last of the Lily Creatures, and Tug Monster were among the other Monsterthon monsters in the Monsterthon sketch of "The Jim Henson Hour"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a hippopotamus on "Sesame Street"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if (like Jughead, Superman, Batman, and the Pink Panther) Kim Possible, Danny Phantom, and Sam, Alex, and Clover appeared in current "Sesame Street" cartoon segments?

[muppet maniac]

What if Rowlf rapped?

What if Big Bird was filled with rage?

What if one of the Muppets chased squirrels---just for fun?

What if Link Hogthrob became president of the United States?

What if Statler and Waldorf wore tutus?

What if The Swedish Chef became an action movie star?

What if Forgetful Jones wrote his own autoiography?

What if Oscar the Grouch became a ninja?

What if Cookie Monster ate Ernie and Bert's entire apartment?
What if he eats Ernie's rubber duckie
What if he eats Bert's bottlecap collection?
What if he eats Ernie and Bert?

What if Sam Eagle was a host on MTV?

What if The Count could read people's minds?

What would happen if Fozzie Bear went into a movie theater and talked during the movie?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Muppets guest-starred on "The Partridge Family" and "The Brady Bunch"?

[BeakerSqueedom]

What if the Muppets guest-starred on "The Partridge Family" and "The Brady Bunch"?

I don't even wanna know. XD

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if these voice-actors did guest voices in current animated "Sesame Street" segments:

Jeff Bennett
Tom Kenny
Rob Paulsen
Dee Bradley Baker
Carlos Alazraqui
Maurice LaMarche
Jess Harnell
Kevin Michael Richardson
Corey Burton
Patrick Warburton
Daran Norris
Richard Horvitz
Tom Kane
Phil LaMarr
Frank Welker
Grey Delisle
Jennifer Hale
Kath Soucie
Candi Milo
Lauren Tom
Cree Summer
E.G. Daily
Tara Strong
Cathy Cavadini
Pamela Adlon
Mae Whitman

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Gorgon Heap ate Boppity, Gloat, Droop, and other Muppet monsters?
What if Professor Hastings was played by Jerry Nelson?
What if there was a gray Anything Muppet?
What if there was a hammerhead shark, dolphin, stingray, manatee, and killer whale on "Sesame Street"?
What if some of the Sesame Street residents took the subway to another town similar to the Around the Corner set?
What if Jean-Pierre Rampal guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Paul Simon guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Smokey Robinson guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if k.d. lang guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Diana Ross guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Gladys Knight guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Weird Al Yankovic guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Buster Poindexter guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Cree Summer guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Paul McCartney guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Julie Andrews guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Michael Jackson guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Leslie Uggams guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Judy Collins guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?

[minor muppetz]

What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from Follow That Bird?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from Timepiece and The Dark Crystal?
What if Jim Henson's segments from The Junior Good Morning Show still existed (I am assuming that no kinescopes were made)?
What if Kermit appeared on The Jimmy Dean Show?
What if King Rupert and Featherstone were regulars on The Muppet Show?
What if Herry Monster, Prairie Dawn, Biff, Sully, Sherlock Hemlock, and Forgetful Jones had big parts in Follow That Bird?
What if Biff and Sully appeared in a Sesame Street Live show?
What if Sully talked?
What if, in Follow That Bird, Kathy Mulen performed the voice of Miss Finch, Pam Arciero performed the voice of Mommie Dodo, Richard Hunt performed the voice of Daddie Dodo, Jerry Nelson performed the voice of Donnie Dodo, and Frank Oz performed the voice of Marie Dodo?
What if Michael Earl still performed Snuffy, Forgetful Jones, Slimey, and all of theother characters that he performed during his brief time on Sesame Street?
What if Brian Meuhl still performed Telly, Elmo, Barkly, and all other characters that he performed?
What if Elmo was still called Baby Monster?
What if Lindberg was still a main character?
What if The Muppet Show: Season Two had Muppet Morsels?
What if animated versions of Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Pluto, and Pete appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if I could remember the "what if..." question that I had planned on asking since yesterday afternoon?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Richard Hunt performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?
What if Jerry Nelson performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if Karen Prell performed in "The Dark Crystal"?
What if Kathy Mullen performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if Michael Earl Davis performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?
What if Brian Muehl performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if he (instead of Marty Robinson) performed Telly in "Follow That Bird"?
What if "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years" featured clips from various international Sesame Street coproductions?
What if various Frackles, Miss Kitty, Beautiful Day Monster, Shaky Sanchez, Lenny the Lizard, the Koozebanian Phoob, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, the Tree Creatures, Aretha, Philo and Gunge, various cave creatures of "Fraggle Rock", Butch the Tiger, Mickey Moose, Billy the Bear, the Wolf, the Shark, Winny the Cafeteria Lady, Miss Mousey, Angus McGonagle, Mulch, T.R. Rooster, Catgut, Leo, Grump, various characters of "The Land of Gorch" and "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", Don Music, Herbert Birdsfoot, Mr. Johnson, Dr. Noble Price, Farley, the Amazing Mumford, Betty Lou, Prairie Dawn, Roosevelt Franklin and his mom, Gilbert and Sullivan, several Grouches, Little Bird, Gladys the Cow, Poco Loco, the Big Bad Wolf, Cookie Monster's mom and sister, four more One-Sentence birds (in addition to Whaddyasay Bird and Forcryingoutloud Bird), Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red, Cantus, and other Fraggles were seen in the wedding sequence of "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What if Sprocket was one of the dogs from Rowlf's kennel in "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What if Leo the Party Monster stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 18?
What if Professor D. Rabbit stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 19?
What if Stella stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 22?
What if Preston Rabbit stayed on "Sesame Street after Seasons 21, 22, and 23?
What if Sam appeared in more surviving episodes of "Sam and Friends"?
What if he actually talked?
What if various Muppets from international Sesame Street coproductions (Plaza Sesamo, Sesamstrasse, Sesamstraat, Rechov Sumsum) appeared in "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years".
What if various Sesame Street Muppets (in addition to Bert), Fred the Dragon, Flute-Snatcher, Snerfs, Gleep (early Grover), Scoff, a green Scoff-like Frackle, the Snowths, King Rupert, Featherstone, Wally, Leroy the Donkey, various rats and chickens, T.R. Rooster, Rover Joe, the Glutton, Nutty Bird, Sour Bird, the La Choy Dragon, Sir Linit, Sneegle, Fred (the Munchos spokesman), Mert (the La Choy spokesman), Arnold Monster (early Cookie Monster), Grump, Conrad Love, Tommy and Fred (from various Kerns Bread commercials), Mac and Suzy (from various telephone company commercials), the Southern Colonel (from various Southern Bread commercials), two gas pumps (from the Marathon Oil commercial), and various Sam & Friends characters appeared as audience members in the wrestling sketch in "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence"?
What if the Pink Frackle, the Green Hunchback Frackle (current version), Gloat, Beautiful Day Monster, Miss Kitty, Luncheon Counter Monster, Behemoth, Lenny the Lizard, Droop, Shaky Sanchez, the Koozebanian Phoob, Baskerville the Hound, Afghan Hound, Wolfhound, Muppy, Quongo the Gorilla, Billy the Bear, Mickey Moose, the Deer, the Walrus, the Wolf, the Shark, Youknow Bird, Whaddyasay Bird, Forcryingoutloud Bird, Righton Bird, Ohboy Bird, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, the Male and Female Koozebanians, the Merdlidops, the Honking Beaked Fazoob, the Fish Fazoob, the Drum Fazoob, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, Mudwell Mudbunny, Aretha, Poison Cackler, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Papa Tree Creature, Begoony, Philo and Gunge, Beastie, the Inkspots, Flute-Snatcher, Tug Monster, the Christmas Turkey, a purple dragon (from "Imagine That"), an eel (from "Squeal of Fortune"), Sheriff Shane Shrimp (from "Spaceship Surprise"), a fox (from "Grover's Rhymes" sketch), Sidney the Camel, an elephant trunk, several other members of the Board of Birds (including Leo Birdelli and Auntie Audubon), Winny the Cafeteria Waitress, Alfonso D'Bruzzo, a Dodo Bird, a Brontosaurus, a Raccoon, several green birds who sang "Take a Chance on Me", Catgut, T.R. Rooster, Rover Joe, a homing pigeon, a dolphin, a sea horse, a squid, Anthony and Fran (from "Hurting Something"), Lindbergh, a Slithy Tove, a Borogove, a Mome Rath, several Frogs, several Bunnies, several "Muppet Show" sheep, several "Dog City" dogs, several "Sesame Street" lambs, several "Sesame Street" pigs, a "Sesame Street" chicken, Rocky the Cat, Watson the Dog, Chip and Dip, Kathleen the Cow, and Fred the Wonder Horse appeared in several episodes of "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?

[ploobis]

What if Thig was still pared up with Thog for The Muppet Show?

[minor muppetz]

What if Michael Earl Davis performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?

I thought he did perform in The Dark Crystal. But what if Jim Henson actually performed in Labrynth, and what if Louise Gold performed puppets and voices in Labrynth (in addition to being an extra in the dance sequence)?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Jerry Nelson performed puppets (not just voices) in "The Dark Crystal"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Jerry Nelson, Karen Prell, Mike Quinn, and David Rudman looped dialogue for Mopatop's customers in every episode of "Mopatop's Shop"?
What if John Lovelady performed Scooter and Gonzo?
What if Jerry Nelson performed Nigel the Conductor and Brewster?
What if Eren Ozker performed Mildred?
What if Frank Oz performed Droop?
What if Richard Hunt performed Gloat?
What if Jim Henson performed Gorgon Heap, Behemoth, and Luncheon Counter Monster?
What if Dave Goelz performed the Snake Frackle, Scoff, Gloat, and Beautiful Day Monster?
What if John Lovelady performed Boppity and Miss Kitty?
What if Frank Oz performed Miss Kitty and Flower-Eating Monster?
What if Jane Henson performed on any other Muppet Show episode besides the Joel Grey one?
What if Sharon Baird did puppeteering stints on "The Muppet Show" from the Lena Horne episode to the Candice Bergen episode?
What if Kevin Clash (who would later join the Muppets in the mid-1980s) voiced the lead Ragmop instead of Peter Friedman in the Lena Horne episode?
What if Pat Buttram voiced Paul instead of Peter Friedman in the Bruce Forsyth episode?
What if Carl Banas voiced the Crocodile instead of Peter Friedman in the Sandy Duncan episode?
What if Mel Blanc voiced Andre the Artist instead of Peter Friedman in the Candice Bergen episode?
What if Eren Ozker and Fran Brill perform in "The Muppets' Valentine Show"?
What if Marilyn Sokol performed the voices, but not the puppets, in Season 2 of "The Muppet Show"?
What if David Rudman and Joey Mazzarino perform in "Muppets Tonight".
What if Herry Monster (with a furry nose) appeared in "The Great Santa Claus Switch"?
What if Lips was still around?

[Blind Peeeeew]

What if Sesame Street had only 26 episodes per season?

And what if they were all being released on dvd?

What if The Muppet Show had gotten ratings like Muppets Tonight?

Or, better yet, what if Muppets Tonight had gotten ratings like The Muppet show?

What if Sesame Street had been more story driven and less segment/education driven.

What if Pepe had stuck with Seymour and not gone so Hollywood?

What if I was not the only Muppet fan to love Andy and Randy Pig?

What if the Count Von Count had been more frightening? Especially if they had kept his maniacal laughter that I loved so much.

What if Oscar the Grouch actually made kids cry on a regular basis, teaching them how to deal with criticism and cruelty?

What if in keeping with the "realistic actor" personas of the Muppets, they aged, and Statler, Waldorf, and Rowlf were all "dead"?

What if everything Muppets ever were directly owned by the family and were all being released on dvd?

What if every episode of Sesame Street was eventually released on blu-ray?

What if every Muppet fan loved Muppets Tonight as much as I did?

What if The Muppet Show ran for 37 seasons?

What if every other Muppet fan despised the new millennium Muppets material as much as I did?

What if all Muppets material had retired in 1999 with dignity after the masterpiece of Muppets From Space?

What if Jerry Nelson performed Statler since the beginning?

What if Muppet shows and movies never broke the 4th wall when they were in "real-time", as in backstage or screening films?

What if the Muppets had been treated fully like actors, and never shown to the public as being "fake".

What if Muppets Tonight had lasted 5 seasons?
I tell you... we would ALL have been better off, and I am sticking by that. It certainly beats Oz and the Christmas Theater folks, no matter how many lines Rowlf has.

Good Lord I forgot the most important one!

What if the Palisades toy line had continued through 14 series, along with Sesame Street's 2, and we had gotten the Muppet Stage and balcony, 2 sets of SS, Mahna Mahna, Clueless Morgan, Bellhop Seymour and Pepe, Bill the Bubble Guy, Bert and Ernie, and everyone man woman and child on Earth could laugh with joy that they completed the greatest and most complete toyline ever devised...


Or...

What if another quality toy company used their outline for the last 4 series (still ripe with re-hashes of marketable characters) and made a compatible complimentary series... It's not too late people...

[minor muppetz]

What if Sesame Street had only 26 episodes per season?

There are currently 26 episodes per season. Or did you mean "What if Sesame Street always had 26 epsidoes per season?"

What if Jerry Nelson performed Statler since the beginning?

He did. Nelson performed Statler in his first appearance, The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence (which, in case you don't know, is included in The Muppet Show's first season boxed set). Richard Hunt took over when The Muppet Show began.

[Daffyfan2003]

What if The Muppets personalities were all mixed up? Like Gonzo was like Fozzie and Kermit was like Gonzo!

Of course something like that did happen. Remember the "Pigs in Space" sketch on the Harry Belafonte episode? We had Link/Piggy, Strangepork/Janice, Kermit/Swedish Chef. (Actually it seems :) was the only one who got back to being himself at the end of that episode.) Anyway, I see what you mean though. It would be great to see something like that with more Muppet characters.

[Daffyfan2003]

There are currently 26 episodes per season. Or did you mean "What if Sesame Street always had 26 epsidoes per season?"



He did. Nelson performed Statler in his first appearance, The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence (which, in case you don't know, is included in The Muppet Show's first season boxed set). Richard Hunt took over when The Muppet Show began.

I think he's referring to the beginning of "The Muppet Show." If Richard hadn't taken over the role. Just my opinion on that.

[minor muppetz]

What if the finale of The Muppets Celebrate Jim henson included characters from The Dark Crystal, Labrynth, and The StoryTeller?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the pitch tape for "The Jim Henson Hour" included the following characters from "Sesame Street", "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", "The Dark Crystal", "Labyrinth", and "The Storyteller"?:

Two Chickens
A Penguin
Two Lobsters
Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
Green Boppity
Miss Kitty
Fish Fazoob
Shaky Sanchez
Ohboy Bird
A Wolf
A Bear
Murray Minstrel
An Inkspot
The Poison Cackler
Begoony
Two Rumblebugs
A Pig (from Sesame Street)
A Shark (from Sesame Street)
A Frog (from Sesame Street)
A Cat (from Sesame Street)
A Dragon (from Sesame Street)
Buster the Horse
Natalie the Cow
Watson the Dog
Shelly the Turtle
A Nebrie
Fizzgig
A Garthim
Three Environmental Creatures (from The Dark Crystal)
Ambrosious
Eye Lichen
One of the Fireys
A Hare (from The Storyteller)
A Fish (from The Storyteller)
A Squirrel (from The Storyteller)
A Badger (from The Storyteller)
The Pond Sprite (from The Storyteller)

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the finale of "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" included characters from "Little Muppet Monsters", "Puppetman", "The Ghost of Faffner Hall", and "Mother Goose Stories"?

[Blind Peeeeew]

I think he's referring to the beginning of "The Muppet Show." If Richard hadn't taken over the role. Just my opinion on that.



Yeah, that's what I meant.

What if Wayne and Wanda had stayed on Muppets Tonight?

What if Pigs in Space had been made into a spin-off series?

What if Robin had aged and became the host for Muppets Tonight?

What if Bunsen Honeydew accidentally killed Beaker?

What if we seriously thought about all the deaths on the Muppet Show due to explosions, decapitations and being devoured? If I wasn’t so busy laughing it would be unsettling.

What if most of the pirates in MTI had been given roles in Muppets Tonight and Muppets From Space (besides Clueless Morgan and Bad Polly who were in the UK skits)?

What if characters like Hilda and Mildred had become popular and remained, while characters like Dr. Teeth and Gonzo had been dropped?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Rowlf, Scooter, the Swedish Chef, Sam Eagle, Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, the Newsman, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Johnny Fiama and Sal, Andy and Randy Pig, Clueless Morgan, Bad Polly, Mad Monty, and various Whatnots, Koozebanians, Frackles, monsters, "Fraggle Rock" creatures, cows, chickens, birds, and "Animal Show" animals appeared in more Muppetism and Name that Flick spots on Odyssey Channel?
What if Beautiful Day Monster, Lenny the Lizard, Behemoth, Shaky Sanchez, the Koozebanian Phoob, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, the Male and Female Koozebanians, the Four Fazoobs, Purple Lothar, Beakie, Chopped Liver, Silver Beak, Shark Drummer, and Dog Lion appeared as captive monsters in "The Great Muppet Caper" during "Hey, A Movie"?
What if Elderly Frackle, Beautiful Day Monster, Flower-Eating Monster, Miss Kitty, Gloat, Behemoth, Silver Beak, Shark Drummer, the Fish Fazoob, the Jabberwock, and two Heaps appeared before Lily's horror movie intro in "The Muppets Go To The Movies", in addition to Boppity, Luncheon Counter Monster, Dark Green Hunchback Frackle, Green Boppity, Green Hunchback Frackle, and three Devils?
What if Beautiful Day Monster, Droop, Green Boppity, Pink Boppity, Behemoth, Big Mama, the pink monster who sang "Your Feet's Too Big", the Four Fazoobs, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, the Male and Female Koozebanians, the Flute-Snatcher, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, Begoony, Wander McMooch, Mudwell Mudbunny, Beastie, Aretha, Inkspots, the Last of the Lily Creatures, Gertha Dragon, and a pink girl monster who sang "You Do Something To Me" appeared in four "Better World Society" ads.
What if Thog was one of the monsters who sang "Hooray For Hollywood" in "The Muppets Go Hollywood"?
What if characters from "The Christmas Toy" and "The Tale of the Bunny Picnic" appeared in the finale of "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson"?

[minor muppetz]

What if characters from "The Christmas Toy" and "The Tale of the Bunny Picnic" appeared in the finale of "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson"?

Well, then the toys would be frozen forever. :) Then again, nothing happened to them when Kermit was with them at the end.

[TotallySpiesFan]

Well, then the toys would be frozen forever. :) Then again, nothing happened to them when Kermit was with them at the end.

They shouldn't be when people aren't around.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Muppet Meeting Film, "Think Bigger", had several more than three Muppet monsters, such as Boppity, Flower-Eating Monster, Luncheon Counter Monster, the Poison Cackler, a pink monster who sang "Your Feet's Too Big", the Old Joe puppet seen in "Muppet Treasure Island", and a purple monster who looked like Murray Minstrel?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was another version of the 1990 "Muppets at Walt Disney World" special that featured Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Camilla, Scooter, Rowlf, Statler & Waldorf, the Electric Mayhem, Lew Zealand, Beauregard, Sam Eagle, Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, the Swedish Chef, Link Hogthrob, Robin, Fozzie's Ma, Clifford, Bean Bunny, Rizzo, several rats, and business frogs Bill, Gill, and Jill, as well as most recent characters Pepe, Johnny Fiamma, Sal, Bobo the Bear, Spamela Hamderson, and Dr. Phil Van Neuter? Then there would be new scenes where Beauregard would bring Piggy to more thrill rides like Countdown to Extinction (now inexplicably renamed Dinosaur: The Ride), Test Track, and Rock & Roller Coaster, Animal would chase Kim Possible throughout Disney-MGM Studios, Gonzo and Camilla would explore the Kilimanjaro Safari ride, and Statler & Waldorf would take the monorail from Magic Kingdom to Epcot.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a Muppet version of "Donkey Kong Country"?

[ZootyCutie]

What if Kermit was still loveable, but a complete idiot?
What if Dr. Teeth had a shady con-man side to him?
What if Beaker wasn't afraid, and knew how to stand up for himself?
What if Pepe hosted an email show? (That wouldn't be a bad idea...)
What if Miss Piggy was a sweet and innocent vegetarian hippie?
What if Zoot was all the time depressed, yet didn't have his permanent frowning mouth?
What if Floyd kept his rainbow spiral effect sunglasses, instead of blinking eyes?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Henson movie version of "Dr. Seuss's Oh The Places You'll Go" was actually produced?

[Pork]

What if Rizzo hated food!

[minor muppetz]

What if the Henson movie version of "Dr. Seuss's Oh The Places You'll Go" was actually produced?

Wait, did The Jim Henson Company ever consider making that movie? I never heard anything about it. Would it have featured puppets from The Wubulous World of Dr. Seuss (essentially being a Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss movie)?

[ploobis]

What if the Visual Thinking sketch was preformed on The Muppet Show? :)

[minor muppetz]

What if Gonzo continued to be a generic Frackle, as opposed to having a regular name and personality?
What if Thog became a main character while Sweetums only appeared in a handful of Muppet Show episodes?
What if Timmy Monster's looks never changed and Mean Mama remained a puppet?
What if Mean Mama was never mistakenly called Big Mama in merchandise?
What if many of the rod puppets (like The Gawky Birds and The Bossmen) were more major characters?
What if there was a Big Bird in Sweden special?
What if The Muppet Show: Season Two had Muppet Morsels?
What if Snuffy accompanied Big Bird in Big Bird in China and Big Bird in Japan, instead of Barkly?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were more Big Bird specials in the 1980's such as Big Bird in Mexico, Big Bird in Norway, Big Bird in Germany, Big Bird in Italy, Big Bird in Morocco, Big Bird in France, Big Bird in the United Kingdom, and Big Bird in Canada?

[minor muppetz]

What if Bob Hope and Bing Crosby made a "Road to Sesame Street" special?

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about... What if there were more ATV Sesame Street specials such as "Peter (Ustinov) on Sesame Street", "John (Cleese) on Sesame Street", and "Dudley (Moore) on Sesame Street"?

[LORDCHAMBERLAIN]

what if jim henson were still alive what new muppets would have since been created?

[muppet maniac]

What if Statler and Waldorf feared of sock puppets?

What if Fozzie got a part in a "serious" drama film?

How about Link?

What if Sam danced around in a hula skirt?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if some of the Frackles were actually reconstructed after their "Mopatop's Shop" appearances?
What if Fraggle Rock creatures Brool, Murray, Mudwell Mudbunny, Wander McMooch, and the Poison Cackler were among the Flying Monkeys in "The Muppets' Wizard of Oz"?
What if the Flower-Eating Monster, the Purple Frackle, the Green Hunchback Frackle, the Dark Green Hunchback Frackle, the Elderly Frackle, and the Green Boppity-like Frackle were among the Flying Monkeys in "The Muppets' Wizard of Oz"?

[minor muppetz]

What if one of the dogs who played Lassie guest starred on The Muppet Show?
What if a child star guest starred on The Muppet Show?
What if Mr. Ed guets starred on The Muppet Show (I know that the horse who played Mr. Ed died by then, and I think the horse who was believed to be Mr. Ed after the original horses death was also dead, but maybe a look-alike voiced by Alan "Rocky" Lane could have appeared)?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if animated characters and Muppet characters appeared together in a same TV show?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Four Fazoobs, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, the pink monster girl who sang "You Do Something to Me", Droop, Boppity, Gloat, the Merdlidops, the Muppaphones, the Male and Female Koozebanians, the Snowths, Flower-Eating Monster, Miss Kitty, the Green Boppity-like Frackle, the Purple Frackle, the Snake Frackle, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, Mudwell Mudbunny, Aretha, Wander McMooch, Begoony, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, the Inkspots, Philo and Gunge, Tug Monster, and Molly Monster appeared as audience members of the Miss Galaxy Pageant in the Science Fiction episode of "The Jim Henson Hour"?

[TattooedAnimal]

what if animal had a sophisticated british accent and was very articulate:halo:

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if a child star guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?
What if a Sesame Street character or two (such as Big Bird, Ernie & Bert, and Elmo) guest-starred on "Muppets Tonight"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Kathryn Mullen, Jerry Nelson and David Rudman performed in "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Kathryn Mullen, Richard Hunt, Jerry Nelson and David Rudman performed in "Jim Henson's Mother Goose Stories"?

[ZootyCutie]

What if Gonzo's life could be completely described by the "Weird Al" Yancovich song "Alberquerque"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Phoenicia the Hippo, Bernice the Warthog, Billybob the Lemur, and Trudy the Chimp had big parts in the number for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in the Billy Crystal episode of "Muppets Tonight"?
What if Tommy the Gazelle, Lenny the Gorilla, Jackie the Orangutan, Harry the Rhino, and Kasey the Kangaroo appeared in the number for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in the Billy Crystal episode of "Muppets Tonight"?

[Drtooth]

Not so much a "what if," but last night I pictured Oscar the Grouch breaking things off with Grundgetta, and being seen together with Marjory the Trash Heap...

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a computer-animated Muppet TV series?

[Pork]

What if the Muppets were all upside down.


hmmm, that was a weird one.

[minor muppetz]

What if The Muppet Movie was basically a 90-minute episode of The Mupet Show?

[Pork]

What if the muppet show was just humans interviewing muppets.?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were Muppet versions of Archie, Betty, Veronica, Reggie, and Jughead?

[Pork]

Ohhh, I love Archie Comics! But somehow if they were muppets I don't think they would be as popular. Because they started as comics.

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about... What if they could add a live peacock, golden pheasant, wild turkey, and griffon vulture to the closing number in The Muppet Show's Leslie Uggams episode?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from Follow That Bird?
What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from Dreamchild and The Witches?
What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from Muppet Babies, The Christmas Toy, The Tale of Bunny Picnic, Puppetman, Little Muppet Monsters, Jim Henson's Mother Goose Stories, and The Ghost of Faffner Hall?
What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from various international Sesame Street coproductions?

[minor muppetz]

What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from Muppet Babies, The Christmas Toy, The Tale of Bunny Picnic, Puppetman, Little Muppet Monsters, Jim Henson's Mother Goose Stories, and The Ghost of Faffner Hall?
What if "The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson" featured clips from various international Sesame Street coproductions?

Wait... The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson didn't have any clips from Muppet Babies? That's odd. And I thought I read that the special had a section on the international variations of Sesame Street (and Fraggle Rock). I guess I'm wrong.

[TotallySpiesFan]

Wait... The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson didn't have any clips from Muppet Babies? That's odd. And I thought I read that the special had a section on the international variations of Sesame Street (and Fraggle Rock). I guess I'm wrong.

It actually showed a clip of "Big Bird in China".

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if they used live chickens for Roger Miller's final number on The Muppet Show's Roger Miller episode?

[muppet maniac]

What if (if you've seen the Sesame Street Pitch Film from 1968-69), the show that was to become Sesame Street actually became "Hey Stupid" as suggested by Scoop?

And remember that scene from "Dumb and Dumber" where Harry was told to "toss some salt behind his right shoulder"? this is what would happen...

(Kermit, Scoop, Rowlf, Grump, and other Muppets are at a diner, having lunch, when all of a sudden, a bunch of angry offended parents enter)

PARENT #1: (angrily) Okay, who's the deadman responsible for the title of this show?

All the other Muppets point to Scoop, and try to get out of the fiasco by looking outside the window. Scoop is now surrounded.

SCOOP: (nervously) Oh, listen, uh---Believe me, I' thought, you know, since these kids can't read or write---I---I never meant to offend anyone of---

One of the parents notices Scoop was eating a hamburger

PARENT #2: You gonna eat that?

SCOOP: No---yes---no---Well, I'd cross my mind...Yeah...

(And you know what happens next)

[minor muppetz]

It actually showed a clip of "Big Bird in China".

But that's not an international variation of Sesame Street. It aired in america, and was produced for both american and chinese audiences.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if several more Muppets (such as Grover, Cookie Monster, Herry Monster, Guy Smiley, Sherlock Hemlock, Harvey Kneeslapper, Rowlf, Thog, Gonzo, and various Frackles, chickens, and rats) guest-starred on "The Flip Wilson Show" besides Big Bird, Oscar, Ernie, Bert, Kermit, and two Whatnots (or maybe they were Anything Muppets)?

[minor muppetz]

What if Fraggle Rock, Muppet Babies, and Little Muppet Monsters all had their own seperate clip montages in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years, instead of just being put together in one montage of childrens programming from the Muppets?
What if the Mupet Babies theme song was included in the Muppet Babies portion of that montage, as opposed to "I'm Gonna Always Love You?"
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from Muppet Babies and Little Muppet Monsters, outside of that montage?
What if more Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock clips were included?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from some UK spots?
What if The Mupets: A Celebration of 30 Years included clips with the first season Fozzie and Gonzo puppets?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years included clips with the first season Miss Piggy, Sam Eagle, and Boppity puppets, as well as Wayne & Wanda, George the Janitor, Mildred, Hilda, the Gogolala Jubilee Jugband, and the Talking Houses?

[minor muppetz]

Continuing my "what if" questions about clip montages in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years...

What if the opening clip montage featured the following clips:
The Muppet son-stage singing "Right Where We Belong"
This Frog
Beyond the Blue Horizon
Working
the crowd on Sesame Street cheering after Miss Finch decides to let Big Bird stay on Sesame Street
The Muppets singing "Love is a Simple Thing"
Ukelele Lady

What if the "Pure Imagination" montage included these clips:
The Geefle and the Gonk
Kermit imagining himself as Indiana Frog (from the Muppet Babies episode "Raders of the Lost Muppet"
Baby Gonzo and Baby Piggy imagining themselves as giants (from "Good, Clean Fun")
a clip of The Houses
a clip of the Twiddlebugs
Ernie being tapped by his statue look-alike
Big Bird attempting to hug the imaginary Snuffleupagus (from Follow That Bird)
Baby Gonzo imagining himself as Super Gonzo
a Super Grover clip
Kermit with ears
John Cleese stretching Gonzo's arms or legs
The Swedish Chef being attacked by spaghetti
Beaker using elevador shoes
Mumford turnign Grover into a buny
Cookie Monster shrinking
a clip of the Doozers
a clip of the Gorgs

What if the sequence of music clips included:
Easy Going Day
Pig Calypso
Somebody Stole My Gal
The Subway
Follow Me
TV Maniacs
Wemblin' Fool
Yes We Can

What if the Sesame Street clip sequence included the following clips:
Grover serving Fat Blue a big hamburger
Kermit's news report on Humpty Dumpty
Lefty attempting to sell Ernie an invisible ice cream cone

And what if the cultural clip montage featured these clips:
a Monsterpeice Theater segment
Swine Lake
the Muppets performance of Robin Hood
Sam's lecture on crime

[TotallySpiesFan]

Continuing my "what if" questions about clip montages in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years...

What if the monster, eatings, and explosions clip montage featured the following clips:

Big V eating Kermit's radio
Beautiful Day Monster throwing a flower pot to the ground (from the Ed Sullivan Show)
Big Mama smashing a fish block (from Don Knotts' opening number)
Monsters lurking backstage (from "Consider Yourself")
Splurge smashing through the set (from the Ed Sullivan Show)
A TV monster eating a Whatnot man
A whale eating Wontkins
The Newsman blowing up
Gonzo blowing up (from the opening theme)
Boppity's head blowing up (from At the Dance)
A robot blowing up (from The Mike Douglas Show)
Hugga Wugga setting off explosions
Svengali blowing himself up (from You Do Something To Me)

What if the guest star montage featured the following clips:

Scooter telling Roger Miller to get ready
Connie Stevens and the Mutations singing "Teenager in Love"
Peter Ustinov and Fozzie discussing economics
Scooter telling John Cleese to get ready
Marty Feldman enters the stage door

What if the Sam & Friends montage featured the following clips:

Kermit lip-synching to "A Horse Named Bill"
Harry hosting "Poison to Poison"
Moldy Hay lip-synching to "C'est Si Bon"
Kermit and others lip-synching to "Under My Skin"
A girl Muppet lip-synching to a double-speed version of "Singing in the Rain"
The C & P Telephone Co. of VA commercial (where Mack blows up)
The Marathon Oil commercial
The Linit Fabric Finish commercial
The Royal Crown Cola commercial

What if the Muppet Movies montage featured the following clips:

Kermit getting hit by a car (from TMTM)
Animal munching on the iron bars (from TGMC)
A biker throwing Fozzie to the bartender (from TMM)
Beauregard's taxi crashing through the Happiness Hotel (from TGMC)
Gonzo waterskiing without his skis (from TMTM)
Miss Piggy throwing the truck driver to the alley (from TGMC)
Animal roaring "TESTING" to the microphone (from TMM)
Miss Piggy crashing through the window on the motorcycle of her own (from TGMC)
The rats scaring the customers at Sardi's (from TMTM)

What if the Sesame Street clip montage featured the following clips:

Kermit reporting on Rapunzel
Grover singing "Over, Under, Around, & Through"
Ernie's rhyming game

[minor muppetz]

Until now I didn't think about the fact that the guest star montage didn't feature any season five cold openings, as well as the fact that the guest star montage didn't include any talk spots or panel discussion sketches.

And I forgot about two montages that I planned on asking about:

What if the monsters, eating and explosions montage featured these clips:
more Little Muppet Monsters clips
Kermit turning into a monstrous creature (from the Alan Arkin episode)
Kermit biting Vincent Price after gaining vampite fangs
Kermit biting Grover after getting teeth
Fur
Fuzzy and Blue (and Orange)
a truck of monsters driving by (from the "Hey a Movie!" number from The Muppet Movie)
anything with the Two-Headed Monster
I Whistle a Happy Tune (The Muppet Show version)
School's Out for Summer
any clips from The Great Santa Claus Switch (though I'm mostly thinking that shot where the frackels say their names, plus somethign with Thig and Thog)
any clips of Splurge
Lulu's Back in Town
Cookie Monster eating Kermit's W
Cookie Monster finishing off Susan and Gordon's car
Cookie Monster eating the words that spell "FOOD"
any clip of Alistar Cookie eating his pipe
Statler's cigar exploding
The Swedish Chef finding a bomb in his cocanut
Crazy Harry setting off an explosion in the screening room
Crazy Harry holding a bomb during Kermit's introduction to a Ben Vereen number

What if the serous moments montage included these moments:
When the River Meets the Sea (either version)
Ma Otter and Emmet Otter's jug-band combining their songs
One Little Star
What Do I Do When I'm Alone?
Bert showing Ernie that he's special
Saying Goodbye
Tomorrow
Halfway Down the Stairs
Let Me Be Your Song

What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years was more of a celebration of Jim Henson, and included clips from Timepiece, The Dark Crystal, Youth '68, The Cube, and Jim Henson's Sesame Street animations and films?
What if the Muppets had specials celebrating their tenth, fortieth, and fiftieth anniversaries?
What if the movie montage included more than one clip (or two clips, if you count the shot of the title card) from The Muppets Take Manhattan?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years included a montage of Miss Piggy karate chopping people?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years included a montage of clips where characters get certain body parts removed?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years included two or three additional numbers in the new footage?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from "Hey Cinderella", "The Great Santa Claus Switch", "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen", and "The Muppets Valentine Show"?
What if it featured more clips from "The Frog Prince"?

[ploobis]

What if John Lovelady and Erin Ozker stayed with the Henson Company after season one of The Muppet Show?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Peter Friedman, Cynthia Adler, and Rollie Krewson performed full-time on The Muppet Show's first season?

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about... What if Don Sahlin, Faz Fazakas, David Lazer, Jack Parnell, and Peter Harris were additional Muppeteers as well as being just crewmembers?

[Kuriboh Man]

What if Ernie and Bert were seperated?

[minor muppetz]

What if the Mad Painter painted other things besides numbers, like letters and shapes?
What if there were Mad Painter sketches for the numbers 1, 12, and 20?

[Kuriboh Man]

What If Jerry Juhl was a full time Puppeteer?

[LORDCHAMBERLAIN]

what if jim henson were still alive what new muppets would have since been created?


I still stand by this statement.

[Kuriboh Man]

What if Sam and Friends Still Continued on tv?

[ZootyCutie]

Just was thinking something random, and watching a little too many Strong Bad Emails, but:

What if Floyd and Beaker were in the same room, at the same time, and Pepe found some Duct tape? (I bet you could see where this is going....)

What if Pepe whacked Rowlf and Dr. Teeth with a golden record?

What if Pepe told Kermit to stick his head into molten lava? (But Kermit refused?)

What if Pepe told Miss Piggy to 'close her eyes and stick out her hands'?

What if Pepe would be acting a little too much like Strong Bad?

What if Zoot had a little too much caffine, and ended up dressing like Ziggy Stardust?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Muppets Inc. created a series of "The Age of Dinosaurs" shorts in 1970?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Eren Ozker actually performed in "The Muppets Valentine Show" and "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence"?

[minor muppetz]

What if TMS guest stars occassionally got to perform the voices of Mupet characters who appeared in their episodes?
What if Jack Burns guest starred on The Muppet Show?
What if From the Balcony was a TV show, as opposed to a web series?
What if there was a sequel to Muppet Classic Theater?

[Kuriboh Man]

-What if Frank Oz Started to grow fond of performing Full Body Characters?

-What if Jim Henson never had any medical Problems in 1990?

-What if Jim Henson and Frank Oz Made Cameo appearances as themselves on the Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, or Sesame Street?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Natural History Project was actually produced?

[Kuriboh Man]

-What if the Johnny Carson and the Muppet Machine was actually produced?

-What If Jerry Nelson No Longer Performs the Count?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Sesame Street 20 & Still Counting included clips from Susam Sokagi (Turkey), Rua Sesamo (Portugal), and Sesame Street Canada (Canada)?
What if Sesame Street 20 & Still Counting included clips from Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird?
What if Sesame Street 20 & Still Counting included clips from Christmas Eve on Sesame Street, Big Bird in China, Big Bird in Japan, and Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Museum of Metropolitan Art?

[Kuriboh Man]

What if new Sesame Street episodes Started showing Skits from the First or Second Season?

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about-- What if they started showing sketches from the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh seasons?

[Kuriboh Man]

Are we the only ones doing this?

[ZootyCutie]

What if The Muppets had special forms? Like black and white cartoons and anime shows.

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Pino (of Sesamstraat) visited Big Bird on Sesame Street?

[minor muppetz]

What if the sequence in The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years where various magazine and record covers were shown also included shots of varous video covers?

[Kuriboh Man]

What If Kermit had "The Muppets: A Celebration of 50 years" special?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Sesame Street 20 & Still Counting included a sequence that included shots of various video covers, album covers, book covers, and magazine covers?

[minor muppetz]

Are we the only ones doing this?

What if more people were doing this?
What if Rowlf, Scooter, Rizzo, Lips, Clifford, and Digit appeared in Here Come the Muppets?
What if Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Animal, Lips, Rowlf, Clifford, and Leon appeared in Muppet Vision 3D?

[ZootyCutie]

What if there was a Muppet game on the Wii or Nintendo DS?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a Sesame Street game on Nintendo Gamecube, X-Box, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii, PSP, or Nintendo DS?

[Kuriboh Man]

What if There was a Fraggle Rock Game for Game Boy Advance?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were games for The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth on Nintendo 64, Playstation, Sega Saturn, Game Boy Color, Nintendo Gamecube, X-Box, Playstation 2, Game Boy Advance, Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii, PSP, or Nintendo DS?

[Kuriboh Man]

What if there was a "Timepeice" or "The Cube" games for Either Gamecube or Nintendo Wii?

[minor muppetz]

What if Muppet Adventures and the Atari games were available for download for the Wii?

[Kuriboh Man]

What if Muppet Adventures and the Atari games were available for the Nintendo E-Reader?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there were arcade games for Pigs in Space and Kermit's Wedding?

[Kuriboh Man]

What of there was Arcade games for Sam & Friends or Wilkins Coffee?

[ZootyCutie]

What if the Muppets did a version of "Badger, Badger, Badger" or "Magical Trevor"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if they did a version of "The King-Size Canary", a Tex Avery cartoon.

[Kuriboh Man]

What if The Muppets had their own Version of The Super Mario Bros. or Sonic the Hedgehog for Nintendo Wii?

[ZootyCutie]

What if the Muppets made a video game simular to WarioWare?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if UK shows Mopatop's Shop and Construction Site were to be shown on U.S. television?

[ZootyCutie]

What if Zoot made an experemental film with Beaker, and it ended up as a parody of the music video to the They Might Be Giants song "Experemental Film"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Kevin Clash performed Telly and Grungetta, instead of Marty Robinson, in Sesame Street's 16th season?
What if Mak Wilson and Mike Quinn performed during Sesame Street's Season 23 to Season 26?
What if there was a unicorn on Sesame Street?

[ZootyCutie]

What if The Muppets did a Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, like in Saturday Night Live?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Kevin Clash performed Telly and Grungetta, instead of Marty Robinson, in Sesame Street's 16th season?

Oh yeah, I forgot to add Pam Arciero to this question.

[minor muppetz]

What if Mupet Race Mania had a Sesame Street level?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Muppet Racemania had levels for The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth?

[babyPiggy]

what if miss piggy as still a minor charecter
what if baby janice was a regular on muppet babies
what if the muppet show was still going

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Muppets TV (French Muppet Show) succeeded?

[ZootyCutie]

What if the puppet versions of Homestar Runner characters interacted with The Muppets?

[Kuriboh Man]

This may sound Awkward (Jim Henson Forgive Me)

What if The Feebles interacted with the Muppets?:crazy:

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if animated characters from cartoon shows interacted with the Muppets?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if David Rudman, Kevin Clash, Jerry Nelson, Nigel Plaskitt, Brian Herring, Susan Beattie, and Angie Passmore performed in Season 3 of "Jim Henson's Animal Show"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Louise Gold performed in "Jim Henson's Mother Goose Stories"?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if there was a Creature Shop movie version of the book "The Katurran Odyssey"?

[Gold Demona]

What if the Muppets did a spoof of Deal or No Deal or 1 Vs. 100?

[Pork]

What if Gonzo was a girl! That would be weird.?

[Gold Demona]

What if Miss Piggy had no interest in Kermit whatsoever? O_o

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if they used recycled puppets from "Fraggle Rock", "Dog City", "The Song of the Cloud Forest", "The Hoobs", and "Mopatop's Shop" for future Puppet Up shows?

[Gold Demona]

What if a Henson movie got nominated for an Oscar?

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Bunsen, Beaker, and Beauregard actually spoke in "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What if Beauregard appeared in the private screening room of "The Muppet Movie"?
What if Floyd and Zoot actually spoke in "The Muppet Christmas Carol"?
What if various penguins appeared in "The Great Muppet Caper"?
What if various talking food appeared in the ending crowd scene of "The Muppet Movie"?

[Gold Demona]

What if The Muppet Show was still running?

[Kuriboh Man]

Oh yeah, I forgot to add Pam Arciero to this question.

What about Biran Muehl? He performed Telly and Gungretta too. But then agin I guess you mean on a regular basis.

Here's mine
-What if the Hanna-Barbera Characters interacted with the Muppets?

[Gold Demona]

What if Hanna-Barbera characters WERE Muppets? O_o

[TotallySpiesFan]

What about Biran Muehl? He performed Telly and Gungretta too. But then agin I guess you mean on a regular basis.

What I mean was... What if Kevin Clash performed Telly and Grungetta (instead of Marty Robinson and Pam Arciero) during season 16 of "Sesame Street"?

[Kuriboh Man]

What I mean was... What if Kevin Clash performed Telly and Grungetta (instead of Marty Robinson and Pam Arciero) during season 16 of "Sesame Street"?

Oh I see....sorry for the confusion. :o